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holy crap, -13 today and I have to work outside....

I hate to resurrect this thread again, but the forecast is called for...wait for it...-23 on tuesday.....fuuuuuuck......

(should have asked santa for more of those toe warmers)

You better use that sock cock too whiner!:wink:
 
You better use that sock cock too whiner!:wink:

Yeah but it makes it really hard to take a leak!!!

(as for the whiner comment, I'd like to see you work outside for 8 hrs in -23. Matter of fact, I double dog dare you!!)
 
(as for the whiner comment, I'd like to see you work outside for 8 hrs in -23. Matter of fact, I double dog dare you!!)

Oh no, not me sweety!! I have these two eraser like thingys that just do not like the cold, they tend to stiffen up and cause havoc in a ladies bra.

Hold on, I just had a revelation. It's perfect, you and I change jobs for one day! I will come and wear your boots and you wear my heels. Pick the day sweety.

Hof get ready to book an appointment darling!

We will see who would quit first under these work conditions!!
 
Reverse although you might bite me and I may live to regret it, do you have any contact info professionally speaking?
 
Oh no, not me sweety!! I have these two eraser like thingys that just do not like the cold, they tend to stiffen up and cause havoc in a ladies bra.

Hold on, I just had a revelation. It's perfect, you and I change jobs for one day! I will come and wear your boots and you wear my heels. Pick the day sweety.

Hof get ready to book an appointment darling!

We will see who would quit first under these work conditions!!

That's just it: work conditions...not change jobs sweetie......I'll work inside in a nice warm condo/apartment/townhouse and you can work outside in the -23 temperature and yes, we will see who quits first.
 
I will only agree with you on the spelling of sweetie, I admit I'm not perfect! I cannot have an incall outdoors, so you see we have to switch occupations to be able to test the theory of you quitting first sweetie!

Again, hard hat, hammer, tool belt and steel toes on me in the freshly fallen snow. I'm also betting I will look much better in this outfit than you could ever!:spiteful: Then you in your choice of lingerie waiting behind a door and greeting the mighty and great Hof with his donation in hand all in the warmth and comfort of your place or hotel.

Who's running and quitting now big boy??
 
T, she's right bud, I'd take her in that outfit over you any day of the week!:biggrin:
 
I will only agree with you on the spelling of sweetie, I admit I'm not perfect! I cannot have an incall outdoors, so you see we have to switch occupations to be able to test the theory of you quitting first sweetie!

Again, hard hat, hammer, tool belt and steel toes on me in the freshly fallen snow. I'm also betting I will look much better in this outfit than you could ever!:spiteful: Then you in your choice of lingerie waiting behind a door and greeting the mighty and great Hof with his donation in hand all in the warmth and comfort of your place or hotel.

Who's running and quitting now big boy??

Well, then, who said it had to be an incall? If you were doing it in the snow, it'd then be an outcall!

The topic is about the weather conditions, NOT the type of work being done.

But if you insist, I'll bite. You provide escort services to the opposite sex, I'll provide escort services to the opposite sex. Send me your incall location including address, telephone number and rates, and I'll send you the site location for you to show up at. I'll clear it with the site manager tomorrow and I'll let him know you'll be there wednesday fully equipped and ready to work at 7 am.

I'll send you directions in response to your pm with the details of your incall location.
 
But if you insist, I'll bite.(I knew you were a biter) You provide escort services to the opposite sex(wrong, I do same sex too incl.couples), I'll provide escort services to the opposite sex(um, no because you won't get any customers and just sit by your laptop all day. You must see any client be it of any sex). Send me your incall location including address, telephone number and rates ($250.00/hr and downtown core) and I'll send you the site location for you to show up at. I'll clear it with the site manager tomorrow and I'll let him know you'll be there wednesday fully equipped (I'd have to borrow your clothes and tools but I would let you borrow my outfits because I'm fair that way)and ready to work at 7 am. (oh no, really that early really, can't you be a sweetie and ask the site manager to allow the pretty lady to start at 10 am?)
I'll send you directions in response to your pm with the details of your incall location.

HAHAHA, ok here, The one trailing with the coffee cup as your client and we're on!!

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Sorry, you don't make all the rules....

You cannot add criteria after the fact. You said "we change jobs for the day", you wear my boots and I wear your heels. You said "name the day", I named the day so whose running now?

BTW: the site is 2 1/2 hrs north of toronto so you'll have to leave toronto at 4:30 am.....

I'll send you the directions when you send me the address of your incall.
 
Sorry, you don't make all the rules....

You cannot add criteria after the fact. You said "we change jobs for the day", you wear my boots and I wear your heels. You said "name the day", I named the day so whose running now?

BTW: the site is 2 1/2 hrs north of toronto so you'll have to leave toronto at 4:30 am.....

I'll send you the directions when you send me the address of your incall.

I'm not making all the rules, we agreed to change jobs. My jobs entails me entertaining men and women. I entertain same sex individuals as well and actually enjoy it. I go down on women and in turn if you are taking my place you would have to suck a cock(bbbj) and pretend to like it. In turn I would have to carry lumber, use a nailing gun and do it all with a smile in the cold.

Don't worry I'm sure the gentleman I have in mind will gladly repay the favor all in a warm cozy room and you will for sure be able to upsell the "TExperience".

The really annoying and worrisome part for me is waking up early. I'm not really a morning person, I enjoy staying up late and sleeping in but I don't want to sound like a whiner.
 
Well, it's all set up for tomorrow...send me the details for your incall, including phone number and I'll send you directions for the site.

As for your gentleman, no pre-booking of appointments TYVM. I have no idea what the site manager has in store for you, it all depends on what needs to be done that day. Your job is to book appointments, and since we're changing jobs, part of that will be ME booking appointments.

YOu don't do everything a client asks for and neither will I. You screen your appointments and I'll screen my appointments.

I also would like to point out, since we're changing jobs for a day, you'll not only need safety boots and a tool belt, you'll need a circlular saw, cordless impact driver, cordless drill, speed/rafter square, framing square, laser level, 22 oz framing hammer, 8' ladder, saw horses, 4' and 8' spirit levels, safety glasses, cats paw, crowbar, standard and metric socket set, set of adjustable wrenches, etc etc etc.. Get out your cheque book because you'll be needing about $5,000.00 worth of tools. That's what I carry with me to the job site.

Like I said: you don't make all the rules and just like the not so blissful, you're trying to and of course, you'll back out at the last minute.

I've given you AMPLE oppurtunity to pass on the information needed to complete YOUR dare......and it's been what, 4 days and still nothing?

So either PUT up or STFU......
 
I feel for T today having to work outside. it's wickedly cold today.
 
I think they should speak to their employers first about this arrangement. :rofl!:

Reverse, if you need a ride to Muskoka I'll drive you up. :biggrin:
 
omg minus whhaaaaaaaaaat 15, this weather is stupid ...i d rather be in a hurricane
 
I think they should speak to their employers first about this arrangement. :rofl!:

Reverse, if you need a ride to Muskoka I'll drive you up. :biggrin:
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I did and he's cool with it.....

and to answer peace: She won't put up and she won't shut up. She'll come up with some lame ass excuse like Bliss did......

BTW: yes it was pretty cold today, all of us with 'staches had icicles hanging from them......and to answer the question: it was -32 with the windchill....(-18 w/o the windchill).
 
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