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Louis XIV
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The other day watching football, I flipped a zesty cheese Doritos chip on the floor for the cat. He LOVES Doritos and really goes to town licking the cheesy flavoring off each chip.
When he was done, the chip was kinda soggy, so I picked it up so no one would step on it and put it on the coffee table to throw away later.
The wife arrives and asks if she can have one of my Doritos. Of course, to tease her, I say 'Of course not - get your own damn chips!'
She says 'Fine then, I'll just eat this one!' and before I can say anything more, she snatches up the cat's Doritos chip and pops it in her mouth with a victorious smirk my way.
Her sweet victory quickly turned to bitter defeat as I said 'Why are you eating the cat's Doritos? He licked it for maybe 15 mins before leaving it, but I'm pretty sure he wasn't finished with it. He's gonna be pissed at you when he comes back!' :-Cool/"
Fast forward to today...Watching the game again, eating Cheetos this time. Again, when he catches a whiff, the cat is right there on the floor at my feet in a flash, giving me the silent, million mile stare in an effort to guilt me into giving him some Cheetos before halftime.
I drop a small handful on the floor for him, and he goes nuts, licking each Cheeto like a sex starved hermit licks a free wet pussy.
When I finish my bowl, and he's done and gone, I scoop up the wet remnants off the floor into the bowl and place the bowl on on the table.
The wife rolls in and immediately snags the bowl and starts munching away.
I say 'WTF! Why are you eating the cat's Cheetos again!?'.
She says 'Jeezus Christ - why didn't you tell me?'
I say 'You didn't give me a chance! Besides, I'M WATCHING THE GAME!'
She says 'Game my ass, since when does the cat eat Cheetos out of a bowl!?' and storms out.
Now she's wicked pissed, 'cause she thinks I set her up to be 'Cheetoed' a second time, and is vowing horrifying revenge.
So my question is.....how much trouble am I really in, you think? :biggrin2:
When he was done, the chip was kinda soggy, so I picked it up so no one would step on it and put it on the coffee table to throw away later.
The wife arrives and asks if she can have one of my Doritos. Of course, to tease her, I say 'Of course not - get your own damn chips!'
She says 'Fine then, I'll just eat this one!' and before I can say anything more, she snatches up the cat's Doritos chip and pops it in her mouth with a victorious smirk my way.
Her sweet victory quickly turned to bitter defeat as I said 'Why are you eating the cat's Doritos? He licked it for maybe 15 mins before leaving it, but I'm pretty sure he wasn't finished with it. He's gonna be pissed at you when he comes back!' :-Cool/"
Fast forward to today...Watching the game again, eating Cheetos this time. Again, when he catches a whiff, the cat is right there on the floor at my feet in a flash, giving me the silent, million mile stare in an effort to guilt me into giving him some Cheetos before halftime.
I drop a small handful on the floor for him, and he goes nuts, licking each Cheeto like a sex starved hermit licks a free wet pussy.
When I finish my bowl, and he's done and gone, I scoop up the wet remnants off the floor into the bowl and place the bowl on on the table.
The wife rolls in and immediately snags the bowl and starts munching away.
I say 'WTF! Why are you eating the cat's Cheetos again!?'.
She says 'Jeezus Christ - why didn't you tell me?'
I say 'You didn't give me a chance! Besides, I'M WATCHING THE GAME!'
She says 'Game my ass, since when does the cat eat Cheetos out of a bowl!?' and storms out.
Now she's wicked pissed, 'cause she thinks I set her up to be 'Cheetoed' a second time, and is vowing horrifying revenge.
So my question is.....how much trouble am I really in, you think? :biggrin2:
