HUBGFE.cc Tutorial - Do's and Dont's

[Benito_775]

Tip her before the session. It does help.

 

[dreamblade]

No way I'm sharing my secrets with you losers!!!! :biggrin2:

On top of the clean underwear and shower...

Do:
Shave, the lady does not want to rub cheeks with sandpaper.
bring a small gift on a repeat appointment. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be with her in mind (For example: Diet Coke, and a bag of Malteasers).

Don't:
Brush your teeth right before the session. Can cause micro-abrasions that can be a health risk. Use mouthwash or mint strips instead.

 

[dreamblade]

A few more:

Do:

-Have an exit plan, you're likely not going to do this forever.
-Have a support group to whom you can go to. Everyone can have a shitty day at work, and talking to someone who's not judgemental helps. Bottling it up won't.
-Connect with other SP's, networking will help your business and keep your sanity (see #2)

 

[j]

Do have boundaries/restrictions and stick to them, don't bend them for extra $$ or due to threats or for 'special' guys, because they will tell everyone.


Don't attack other sps - don't post threats, or send threats in emails, post lies about them, suck up to guys by adding your 5cents to a review or post about other sps. Makes you look petty, vindictive and untrustworthy and other sps will shun you :NoNoNo: for good reason.

 

[McGuinty]

If you are a smoker. Do not smoke for a few hours before encounter.

 

[peace]

That wont work. Once a smoker, you cannot never get rid of the smell. I remember kissing this civie and she didnt smoke for a week. I could still taste the smoke. Gross.

 

[-b]

HA HA, could you imagine an SP being totally honest...

SP- oh shit not you again

Madman- hi honey,turn around and let me see your ass

SP- you make me sick and I have to suck your KAK, fuck why me........

Madman- you can't wait uh, you want me uh:BigHug:

You are nuttier than myself.....:LMAO:

SP: OMFG there is no way in hell I want to see you naked..

Blissful: I worked out extra hard lost 5 lbs, Ok I keep my clothes on.

SP: You better Hon, or I am calling for help....Now tell me why me.
Why ...Oh Hell Why ME....

Blissful: Will you please undress if that is ok....I promise not to undress....Ok.....

 

[-b]

That wont work. Once a smoker, you cannot never get rid of the smell. I remember kissing this civie and she didnt smoke for a week. I could still taste the smoke. Gross.

You are right....I can smell it even though they try to cover it up..
But the ladies I had seen were good about the smoking....

 

[WOLF]

Treat them with respect.

 

[WOLF]

Treat me with respect.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Do make sure you have someone reliable who knows exactly where you are whom you can check in with before and after sessions.

Don't leave your trash behind if you're using a hotel room. Take it with you so there's nothing for housekeeping to find.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Do communicate as much as possible about what you would like to get out of this. If you're too shy to say something during, send an email or text prior to meeting.

Don't forget to say you are nervous if you are. Shifty behaviour can be interpreted many different ways.

 

[blackram]

I always keep the ladies uptodate on my whereabouts just prior to arriving for an appointment, if I think I'm going to be late. Everybody has a cellphone these days, no excuse to arrive late without warning them first. I will tell them the reason I'm running late (i.e. traffic, etc.), and always ask them if that'll cause them any problems (eg. scheduling conflicts with their next clients, they have to go pick up their kids, etc.). Most of the time they say that there's no problem, they usually build in a bit of slack time.

 

[blackram]

Don't:
-run to the bathroom after swallowing

Oh, come now! That's being unreasonable, it's for their own hygiene that they need to do that. That being said, it is hot if they actually swallow it down their hatch completely, rather than spit it out. Once it's in your stomach and out of your mouth, it's just as good as if you had spit it out. :wink2:

 

[Analme]

thesun, do you encourage DFK after she's swallowed it??Hmmmmmm

 

[hobnew]

We need this thread organized Hmmmmmm

into one neat list

 

[peace]

Do communicate as much as possible about what you would like to get out of this. If you're too shy to say something during, send an email or text prior to meeting.

Don't forget to say you are nervous if you are. Shifty behaviour can be interpreted many different ways.

OK I will tell you now...I am always nervous. :biggrin2:

 

[socialstrat]

Based on stories I've heard from a couple MPAs:

1) Any variation of "Why's a girl like you doing a job like this?" is not the compliment you might think it is. Neither are any intimations that you're going to "save" them.

2) If your specific kink involves words or actions that may be considered aggressive or demeaning, tell the MPA/SP beforehand. It might be okay, but it's not okay to surprise them with it.

3) When asking to see the lineup at an MP, be polite about it if you're not interested in a particular woman. It's something I imagine none of us would like to have to experience.

 

[socialstrat]

"You're so awesome," followed shortly thereafter by any variation of, "I don't really care about looks/weight/etc. with men" is not a compliment any guy wants to hear!

 

[blackram]

"You're so awesome," followed shortly thereafter by any variation of, "I don't really care about looks/weight/etc. with men" is not a compliment any guy wants to hear!

And somewhat similar to that would be "Have you been working out?" Such an obvious ploy doesn't fool anyone. :no: