Jokes & Funny Stuff - part deux

[Anonymous69]

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[blackram]

Okay, so he's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but having a bail of $145,000 just for masturbating in public seems overly harsh.

 

[Boing]

Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change. Frank adamantly rejects the man in disgust.

Matt, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couples of singles and gladly hands them over to the beggar with a smile.
The beggar thanks him kindly and then continues on to the other passengers. Frank is outraged by his friend's act of generosity.

"What on earth did you do that for?" shouts Frank. "You know he's only going to use it on drugs or booze."

Matt replies, "And we weren't?"

 

[Wanker]

 

[blackram]

 

[A-Legend]

 

[blackram]

 

[Curly]

 

[GoPro]

:LMAO:

 

[GoPro]

My friend & her husband walked past a swanky new restaurant last night.

"Did you smell that food, it smelt incredible?" she said. Being the nice guy he is, he thought "Fuck it he'll treat her"...


So they walked past it again tonight.

 

[papasmerf]

My friend & her husband walked past a swanky new restaurant last night.

"Did you smell that food, it smelt incredible?" she said. Being the nice guy he is, he thought "Fuck it he'll treat her"...


So they walked past it again tonight.

:rofl!:

 

[4X4l]

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[blackram]

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:unknw:

 

[Animal]

 

[ERecTile]

What do you get if you take a bunch of peas and whip them at a wad of cash so hard that they rip right through?
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Peas and harm money!

Happy Holidays!

 

[Leo]

You can't dodge fate.

 

[blackram]

 

[Clitmover]

 

[Leo]

 

[A-Legend]