Jokes & Funny Stuff - part deux

[Des]

 

[Maximiliano]

 

[Anto]

 

[Waxed]

 

[papasmerf]

 

[papasmerf]

 

[DannyDevito]

 

[happydog]

Robot Strippers Take Over Vegas Club at CES - YouTube
At CES 2018 Robot Strippers were on display. Could this save our Toronto Clubs?

 

[papasmerf]

Seen several robot like strippers

 

[Oakley]

What a difference.

 

[blackram]

That was at Nelson Mandela's funeral, so it was a sombre occasion. The blonde woman beside Obama, that he was occasionally talking to, was the then-PM of Denmark Helle Thorning-Schmidt. At some point, on the other side of her was former British PM David Cameron too. They were taking selfies.

 

[Robintheboywonder]

:rofl!:

 

[Signingin]

 

[Failed]

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

You told me to change the baby.

 

[Pooldude]

 

[Aaliyah.Jade]

Found this gem on reddit and felt it was a great way to introduce myself to the board lol

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Two whales, Sarah and Marty, were swimming together when they came across a whaling ship. "That's the boat that killed my father 5 years ago! Sarah, help me bring it down so that it may never harm another whale again!" exclaimed Marty.

So the two whales swam under the boat and blew as hard as they could. The boat quickly tipped over and started to sink. A large number of the panicked sailors jumped ovecommunity and began to swim to the nearest island. "No! They're swimming to safety! If they're rescued they'll just crew another ship and continue to kill us. Quick, Sarah! We must eat them before they make it to shore!" Marty cried.

He started toward the sailors but stopped and turned to Sarah when she didn't follow. "Absolutely not!" said Sarah, "I agreed to the blowjob but I am NOT swallowing any sea men."

 

[Pussy_Eater]

 

[Jamal]

What went on through your minds gentlemen?.

 

[Goodfella]

Coming at her like...

:biggrin2:

 

[Stan Lee]