Just bad jokes thread.

[dirtyman]

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''

The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''

 

[neverenoughsex]

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How do you keep a blonde at home?

Build a circular driveway.

 

[clintE]

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How do you get a blond out of a tree?

Wave

 

[TraderA]

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Ever mindful of retribution from a blonde SP, I'm going to bite my tongue on this one ... :?

 

[Beenthere123]

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Ever mindful of retribution from a blonde SP, I'm going to bite my tongue on this one ... :?

LOL, so am I

 

[Rebecca Richardson]

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Why don't blondes make good gymnasts?
Because when they do the splits they get stuck to the floor.


(Sorry Brit).

 

[Beenthere123]

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OK, just one

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.

First Blonde: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!

Second Blonde: Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!

Sorry Brit too

 

[Blank_Dave]

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Do I need to break out my big book of blonde jokes?

And the beauty of it is that no one can bitch about me making blonde jokes....Because I'm blonde!!

 

[jiggyjiggy]

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A blonde, brunette and redhead passed away in a car accident.

They arrive at the pearly gates and they are told they will be told a joke every 10 steps and they must make it up 100 steps. If they laugh they will not able to get in.

The brunette went up 30 steps and laughed. The redhead went up 50 steps and laughed. The blonde got up all the way to the top and then started laughing hysterically.

When asked "Why did you laugh when you got to the top?" The blonde replied, "I just got the first joke!"

 

[Ryder]

It's just wrong joke thread

It's just wrong joke thread

I wanted to start a thread where we could share the most sick, twisted and just all around fucked up jokes.

I'll start,



what do you tell a women with 2 black eyes?

nothing shes already been told twice

 

[Ryder]

It's just wrong joke thread

It's just wrong joke thread

I wanted to start a thread where we could share the most sick, twisted and just all around fucked up jokes.

I'll start,



what do you tell a women with 2 black eyes?

nothing shes already been told twice

 

[Unreadable]

Ever see the inside of Stevie Wonder's house?


Neither has he!

 

[Unreadable]

Ever see the inside of Stevie Wonder's house?


Neither has he!

 

[a 1 player]

I'm going to hell for this one...

How do you kill a one legged fox?






















Make him run across Canada.

 

[a 1 player]

I'm going to hell for this one...

How do you kill a one legged fox?






















Make him run across Canada.

 

[peace]

yes you are!! Ouch!!! I thought unreadable's was bad.....t

 

[peace]

yes you are!! Ouch!!! I thought unreadable's was bad.....t

 

[Jawbone]

Late one evening, the day after he had lost his wife scuba diving, two grim-faced policemen paid Mr. Rhodes a visit. "We're sorry to disturb you at this hour, Mr Rhodes, but we have some information concerning your wife. Actually, we have some bad news, some pretty good news and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?"

Obviously fearing the worst, Mr Rhodes asked for the bad news first.

"We're sorry to inform you, sir," the policeman said, "we found your wife's body in the San Francisco Bay this morning."
Oh, my God!" said a distraught Mr. Rhodes. Remembering what the policeman had said, he asked,

"What's the good news?"

 

[Jawbone]

Late one evening, the day after he had lost his wife scuba diving, two grim-faced policemen paid Mr. Rhodes a visit. "We're sorry to disturb you at this hour, Mr Rhodes, but we have some information concerning your wife. Actually, we have some bad news, some pretty good news and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?"

Obviously fearing the worst, Mr Rhodes asked for the bad news first.

"We're sorry to inform you, sir," the policeman said, "we found your wife's body in the San Francisco Bay this morning."
Oh, my God!" said a distraught Mr. Rhodes. Remembering what the policeman had said, he asked,

"What's the good news?"

 

[tboy]

What do you call 4 quadraplegics in a hot tub?

Vegetable soup