Just bad jokes thread.

[tboy]

What do you call 4 quadraplegics in a hot tub?

Vegetable soup

 

[tboy]

and for those who grew up in the late '60s:

How do you make a dead baby float?

6 oz coke
2 scoops of vanilla ice cream
1 scoop of a dead baby

 

[tboy]

and for those who grew up in the late '60s:

How do you make a dead baby float?

6 oz coke
2 scoops of vanilla ice cream
1 scoop of a dead baby

 

[Mel Lastman]

Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay?
A: He ties up the safe and blows the guard.

 

[Mel Lastman]

Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay?
A: He ties up the safe and blows the guard.

 

[Mel Lastman]

This one so I can go to hell with a1player.

Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?






A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.

 

[Mel Lastman]

This one so I can go to hell with a1player.

Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?






A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.

 

[tboy]

and the ever popular:

Why do women have 2 holes so close together?

So you can carry em like a six pack!!!

 

[tboy]

and the ever popular:

Why do women have 2 holes so close together?

So you can carry em like a six pack!!!

 

[Chucky]

A Minister, Rabbi and Priest are on a cruise together when the cruise ship hits a large rock and begins to sink. Everyone begins to panic.

"Save the women and children!" cries the Minister.

"Fuck the children," replies the Rabbi.

The Priest turns around, "Do you think there's time?"

 

[Chucky]

A Minister, Rabbi and Priest are on a cruise together when the cruise ship hits a large rock and begins to sink. Everyone begins to panic.

"Save the women and children!" cries the Minister.

"Fuck the children," replies the Rabbi.

The Priest turns around, "Do you think there's time?"

 

[tboy]

lol @ chucky, that is a good one!

 

[tboy]

lol @ chucky, that is a good one!

 

[Ang]

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband

 

[Ang]

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband

 

[Ang]

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie.
Tie me up, she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went golfing

 

[Ang]

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie.
Tie me up, she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went golfing

 

[Stan Lee]

Q- Why do women have smaller feet than men?

A- So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

 

[Stan Lee]

Q- Why do women have smaller feet than men?

A- So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

 

[Stan Lee]

Q- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

A- When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."