Let's talk about blowjobs

[Madman]

OMG, you sure it wasn't Peace in drag!!Hmmmmmm

Lou, you're a trooper. My question is did you flip her over and go down on her? I find with civvies at times that can be a dangerous trip into a forest or sometime swamp!:don'twantto-see:/

 

[blackram]

Yup, been there, done that. The scraping teeth is really bad. But just tell them gently when it starts happening, "Ooh baby, that's a bit too hard, it hurts, go a little slower". Going slower also makes it a bit more gentler.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

The ones who give terrible blowjobs often think that they give great ones.

I hope the same doesn't apply to men cause I fancy myself a good pussy licker.

Sorry to hear Lou but look at it this way. You can't appreciate the good without the bad.

 

[Lou Siffer]

For those wondering, I didn't bother flipping her over for some DATY or fuck her. It was kind of an awkward end to the evening.
In hindsight, you guys are probably right that she thinks she gives a great bj and may have been emulating some porn or something. I doubt I'll be the one to give her any pointers, though.
I really don't have any idea what I'll say to her next time we meet. I'm hoping we'll have one of those unspoken agreements to never speak of that evening again.
Fortunately, my new favourite, young SP returns from vacation shortly and all will be right in the world as soon as I can get my hands on her. :YMPARTY:

 

[thesun]

I used to hate having a blow job as each time I was just tooo disappointed until I met this incredible woman from CZech and she just luterally blew me away. Then reality stinks in as I had to endure more bad blow jobs.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

If everything else seems to function then I've found that if you chew on a woman's clit then the message gets across. If not then when she complains you just point out that you thought she was into a teethy DATY as she chewed your cock raw.

 

[Boing]

For those wondering, I didn't bother flipping her over for some DATY or fuck her. It was kind of an awkward end to the evening.
In hindsight, you guys are probably right that she thinks she gives a great bj and may have been emulating some porn or something. I doubt I'll be the one to give her any pointers, though.
I really don't have any idea what I'll say to her next time we meet. I'm hoping we'll have one of those unspoken agreements to never speak of that evening again.
Fortunately, my new favourite, young SP returns from vacation shortly and all will be right in the world as soon as I can get my hands on her. :YMPARTY:

Women like her are hard to get rid of. Tell her you are gay, that should work.

 

[Nabisco]

SHILL :-Cool/" :biggrin2:

 

[jack bauer]

What about "Oww! That hurts! Don't do that!"
Usually works for me

 

[blackram]

What about "Oww! That hurts! Don't do that!"
Usually works for me

Yeah, exactly. Sometimes things are less complicated than they seem. :YMAPPLAUSE:

 

[HOF]

SHILL :-Cool/" :biggrin2:

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[HOF]

For those wondering, I didn't bother flipping her over for some DATY or fuck her. It was kind of an awkward end to the evening.
In hindsight, you guys are probably right that she thinks she gives a great bj and may have been emulating some porn or something. I doubt I'll be the one to give her any pointers, though.
I really don't have any idea what I'll say to her next time we meet. I'm hoping we'll have one of those unspoken agreements to never speak of that evening again.
Fortunately, my new favourite, young SP returns from vacation shortly and all will be right in the world as soon as I can get my hands on her. :YMPARTY:

WHO? The above statement is the only pertinent post in this thread

 

[HOF]

Lou just be thankful that you didn't pay for this bad blow job! Why didn't you just tell her that position wasn't comfortable for you?

At least you got a blow job, all I'm getting for the near future is circumcized and healing! So a free blow job, even a free bad blow job, would be good for Thanksgiving!:blush2:

 

[thesun]

Again blow jobs are overrated. This is why when you actually get an amazing one, it is a rarity!

 

[Bubba]

Again blow jobs are overrated

You are delirious.

Speak well about BJ or be sentenced to hard labor for the rest of your life.

 

[Baz]

I can't believe the fuss you all make over a sexual act. Lou, at least you've earned your sexual conquest without resorting to paying for it and she was of an appropriate age in relation to yourself. Try explaining to her your complaint over dinner. I'm sure she would listen if she has feelings for you.

 

[HOF]

Bazerko, your missing out! Ida gives great head and swallows all the children like a sex monster!:YMAPPLAUSE::YMAPPLAUSE::YMAPPLAUSE:

 

[LickingGravity]

I can't remember getting a blow job any worse than "pretty good".

And tboy, you must have some serious issues if you get the pro's to skip it :biggrin2:

 

[Madman]

Isn't there an old saying

"a blow a day helps keep the doctor away"

 

[peace]

nope...and soon yummy apples ready to be riped and picked