There's nothing wrong with masturbation as it is perfectly natural and quite common and safe way to get sexual pleasure. Masturbation has many health benefits. Perhaps it is a taboo topic for you and you are uncomfortable about it. Rest assured that there are many harmful myths out there and they may cause you feeling guilt, shame, and fear.
This explains why you still feel like being in grade 5 as we just met last week and you are quite older. Perhaps you have often received negative messages about masturbation from your church when you were young. This could carry feelings of shame into adulthood.
Our last appointment we did talk bout this. Let's recap and address your fear.
Masturbation:
1. does NOT cause hair to grow on the palms of hands or other strange places like Guido
2. does NOT lead to blindness to reality. No chance of imagining things or thinking theoretically.
3. does NOT make sex organs shrink or grow or change color, texture, or appearance. So you need surgery for penis enhancement to deal with your insecurities. Unless bito is willing to share his secret with you regarding is technique. If not, make an appointment with Sarah as she's an expert in erectile dysfunction massages.
4. does NOT stunt growth. Deal with it as you will always be vertically challenge Embrace it like papasmerf aka thread hijacker.
5. does NOT cause infertility; i.e. you will not run out of sperm. Ask slurpin' Amy to help you!
6. is NOT addictive but your Farah Fawcett's poster is.
7. does NOT cause injury or harm but carrying your lame gun will inevitable cause unnecessary injuries or death
8. does NOT lead to mental illness or instability unless you hangout with Madmen or Bliss.
9. does NOT make you gay and there's nothing wrong with that. Right oldguyzer?
Capisce? So enjoy yourself today by masturbating to these women (no Farah Fawcett's poster as it is in my office)....
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