MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Madman]

Have a safe trip papa

Papa is not going ANYWHERE!!! He has no vacation time left!

Is that chicken FRIED or BAKED , I'm having a little trouble fitting into SillyG's clothes!

 

[Madman]

I may have to cancel the upcoming appointment for two reasons

1) The knock knock is just not the same

and

2) all this talk about Guido's small baby penis and the visual, even my old favorite Farrah poster with the red bathing suit and amazing nipples popping through and the thought of banging all 3 of Charlie's Angels can't help me right now. :no:

I'm STILL billing you for your appointment and Peace's services! The cancellation fee is $250.00 will that be cash or charge??

 

[Madman]

Way to go Prim0! By posting that pic of Guido, you really took a massive shit in the money bed this time! Poor Raiden! He may never be the same again!

Poor Raiden my ARSE.....he can't just cancel appointments and expect to get better!

Louis would you like a session on the couch, there is a 2 pm open spot.

 

[User-E]

Poor Raiden my ARSE.....he can't just cancel appointments and expect to get better!

Louis would you like a session on the couch, there is a 2 pm open spot.

Sorry MM but I've already booked Louis for an hour on MY couch. :wink2:

 

[Madman]

Sorry MM but I've already booked Louis for an hour on MY couch. :wink2:

Quick , REMOVE the evidence before Peace sees it. YOU know how jealous he gets if you snatch his prey.,..I mean clients!

 

[peace]

As long as you are receiving help for your issues which I am not allowed to revel due to physician-patient privilege.

 

[oldguyzer]

As long as you are receiving help for your issues which I am not allowed to revel due to physician-patient privilege.

Revel or reveal? Either is applicable, but one is funnier :good:

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Peace, do you do house-calls? Batman could really use your help but you would need to go to the old age home.

 

[peace]

Peace, do you do house-calls? Batman could really use your help but you would need to go to the old age home.

Of course but my rate is a bit higher. Regarding your sidekick Batman, it is very kind of you to be concerned about Batman since many view you as an insecure and cheap gimmick. By requesting my assistance for Batman, is it possible you are crying out for help? Shall I pencil you in for an appointment Dick Grayson......ooops I meant Robin?

 

[peace]

Revel or reveal? Either is applicable, but one is funnier :good:

ooops thank you for the spelling correct. My next session is on me.

 

[Reverse]

Peace, do you also handle women on their period or are you afraid? If you're not, you should be and if you want to find out why, go ahead..book me..make my day............

 

[peace]

Hello Reverse,
If you don’t feel the need to elaborate or go into extensive explanations because you’re nervous, I m always available.

 

[peace]

One more thing to consider Reverse, give yourself space and time and eventually you will come around to your normal, usual self. Truth is many females on their periods especially when in pain prefer to be alone till the pain subsides. If you insist on seeing me, then please make an appointment. Keep in mind, during this difficult time, please refrain from meeting men with smelly dirty bums as you do not want to put yourself in trouble legally.

 

[Raiden]

I'm STILL billing you for your appointment and Peace's services! The cancellation fee is $250.00 will that be cash or charge??

Poor Raiden my ARSE.....he can't just cancel appointments and expect to get better!

Louis would you like a session on the couch, there is a 2 pm open spot.

WTF, I'm sorry but I do not agree to third party billing.

Peace what kind of operation are you running here with dirty stained couches, third party billing and funny shaped vibrating toys in every corner of the room?? Are you even licensed??Hmmmmmm

 

[peace]

Of course I have a licence and it's right beside your poster of Farah Fawcett.

 

[papasmerf]

Breakfast

 

[peace]

:great:

 

[Madman]

Breakfast

This actually is eatable NOW WHERE IS my cold coffee and prune pudding??

I NEED MY FIBER!

I want FISH for lunch.....make it good and get Peace to clean the couches, he's having all these perverts laying on the sofa's and I DON'T LIKE IT!

 

[peace]

Welcome back. See you at 5pm. Of course the plastic has been replaced.

 

[oldguyzer]

With papa shirking his brekkie duties, here's today breakfast: