MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[papasmerf]

that explains many of his clinical trials/experiments with prostates....

And his hands free exams?

 

[papasmerf]

This just in

 

[User-E]

This just in

:Crying/:

 

[papasmerf]

:Crying/:

And they named him Tofuppy :SayWhat?:

 

[User-E]

And they named him Tofuppy :SayWhat?:

There's been another Elvis sighting

 

[oldguyzer]

There's been another Elvis sighting

As long as the Blue Suede Shoes are not there, I'll eat him...

 

[peace]

As long as the Blue Suede Shoes are not there, I'll eat him...

OLdguyzer, this barista wants to know when you will stop by to order "coffee" from her...

 

[Madman]

I'm HERE AND I EXPECT DINNER!

What's for DINNER and I better be treated to a good dinner. I just shoveled my entire driveway and my neighbors....my back is killing me!!! PEACE I need a massage!!

 

[papasmerf]

I'm HERE AND I EXPECT DINNER!

What's for DINNER and I better be treated to a good dinner. I just shoveled my entire driveway and my neighbors....my back is killing me!!! PEACE I need a massage!!

Milk shakes with a generous squirt of Anus Chocolate

 

[Madman]

Milk shakes with a generous squirt of Anus Chocolate

Save the anus chocolate for your warm milk later tonight! I DON'T DRINK MILKSHAKES you know about my lactose issues! WHAT KIND OF FUCKING SMERF CHEF ARE YOU? GET IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A KIDNEY PIE you miserable old coot!

 

[papasmerf]

Save the anus chocolate for your warm milk later tonight! I DON'T DRINK MILKSHAKES you know about my lactose issues! WHAT KIND OF FUCKING SMERF CHEF ARE YOU? GET IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A KIDNEY PIE you miserable old coot!

then get me a kidney

Make sure it is still warm

 

[Madman]

then get me a kidney

Make sure it is still warm

Oh TRANNY, where are you??

 

[User-E]

then get me a kidney

Make sure it is still warm

 

[peace]

I'm HERE AND I EXPECT DINNER!

What's for DINNER and I better be treated to a good dinner. I just shoveled my entire driveway and my neighbors....my back is killing me!!! PEACE I need a massage!!

Magic word? Unforunately, thats not a service I offer unless you are a beautiful female Asian spinner...

 

[Madman]

Magic word? Unforunately, thats not a service I offer unless you are a beautiful female Asian spinner...

LIAR ,,,LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!!!! Guido told me you rubbed his back and massaged his butt cheeks! I expect the SAME SERVICE fark you and your YMMV attitude.

 

[oldguyzer]

OLdguyzer, this barista wants to know when you will stop by to order "coffee" from her...

The coffee isn't bad, but it's the way she warms my milk I like...

 

[peace]

LIAR ,,,LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!!!! Guido told me you rubbed his back and massaged his butt cheeks! I expect the SAME SERVICE fark you and your YMMV attitude.

Guido must be confused. I used a lawnmower to shave his back and butt. There's nothing wrong with that. He did comment that it felt an amazing massage. So FARK yourself. So when do you want to set up your next appointment? By the way, Raiden LOVED your apple pie.

 

[oldguyzer]

LIAR ,,,LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!!!! Guido told me you rubbed his back and massaged his butt cheeks!

 

[Guido]

It's true I cannot lie.:blush2:

 

[papasmerf]

Breakfast