MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Madman]

My job was just the delivery device. Prune supply is another department entirely!

You know something, YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN THE SAME after earning your union card.

"oooooooh , it's not my job"

FARK!

 

[papasmerf]

If I was an independent contractor, I might be willing to go the extra mile and find you your prunes for a fee. But since I'm forced into working in this union shop, I have no incentive to go above and beyond my basic job description when I know there will be no reward and the other union members will resent my extra efforts. So.......break the union.

Plus you would be in violation of your contract by doing the duties of another tradesman.
The contract clear defines your duties and you shall not go beyond them.

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Plus you would be in violation of your contract by doing the duties of another tradesman.
The contract clear defines your duties and you shall not go beyond them.

That's right! I'll be back in 15 minutes, I'm on break now.

 

[papasmerf]

That's right! I'll be back in 15 minutes, I'm on break now.

Production goes up when you are not here

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Production goes up when you are not here

I'm back, after I eat a snack it's time for my lunch break.

 

[papasmerf]

thought this said more about age than most.

 

[papasmerf]

Breakfast

 

[SillyGirl]

Looks delicious, thanks Papa!

 

[bolt.upright]

This was my breakfast this morning. Oh, and a cup of:

 

[Madman]

This was my breakfast this morning. Oh, and a cup of:

Welcome Bolt and you come bearing black coffee, YOU SIR ARE A GENTLEMAN!

PAPA, give BOLT the big chair to sit on!

 

[Madman]

SillyG, put down the carbs! The flappers NEED to stop FLAPPING!

 

[papasmerf]

SillyG, put down the carbs! The flappers NEED to stop FLAPPING!

you found 2 prunes all day yesterday.

I moved the remaining 71 of them..............Still on the property all yours if you can find them

 

[User-E]

Win MM's heart with Prune Tarts!

 

[Madman]

Bolt, do you have any prunes to go with the coffee?? please


Where's my FUCKING ticket to the boxing match!!

 

[papasmerf]

Now located in the Lobby.

 

[papasmerf]

I'd rather see a menu like this (Click for full sized image)





It just needs more variety

I tried a few years back (off Shore) to deliver women via vending machines................Seems there are issues with hydrating, feeding and cleaning my partners over looked.

Needless to say it turned out to be a disaster.
Not to mention it is easier to keep a machine cold than it is to keep it at body temp.

 

[peace]

I'd rather see a menu like this (Click for full sized image)





It just needs more variety

:great:

 

[papasmerf]

Breakfast

 

[peace]

:great: but hold the sausages thanks

 

[Madman]

:great: but hold the sausages thanks

THey bring back memories don't they