MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Madman]

I see Guido is now fixing Tranny's teeth for free. The power of HUBGFE, YOU GO GUIDO!!

 

[Transient]

Subject: Madman Preparation and Etiquette for HUBGFE party.

From: All attendees.

CC: Sheik, HOF, Oceanus.

1. Shower and change underwear (A shower is due and Reverse will be working the door and turning away any undesirables. We understand it is early in the week, but put on next week's pair of underwear.)

2. Brush teeth and apply liberal amount of mouthwash. Put your good tooth in.

3. If going with a toupée, remove the toupée from storage and wash it to remove the moth ball smell. If going commando, shave exposed areas of scalp and buff with turtle wax. Remember to buff after wax has dried, otherwise you look like a refugee from a bukkake video. (Note: this time, remove sanding disc from buffer and replace with buffing wheel before attempted to polish forehead.)

4. Mouthwash.

5. Please, no one wants you approaching them offering to draw a caricature of them at the party. Respect other's privacy and use discretion. Leave the Etch-a-Sketch at home.

6. More Mouthwash.

7. Pants, for heaven's sake, remember pants this time.

8. Refrain from using the cliché bow, ribbon or mistletoe attached to your crotch region.

9. Do not attempt to work the door in place of Reverse. No one wants you checking their ass.

10. Just bring some Lysol strips with you.

 

[Madman]

Tranny, your 10 party commandments will kill the event! :grrrrrr:

Go back to the chair, Guido has the drill working now!

 

[Transient]

Get that Italian barber away from my teeth.
My teeth are all done!
While I was there I decided to just have 'em use their CNC machine and make me a full set. Whadya think?

 

[HOF]

I've got 7:36 a.m. You do the math.

07:36 add a 0 at the front and take away the a.m. at the back! That math was easy!

 

[-b]

Hmmmm, I wonder if Blissful washed and pressed my underwear

I was hoping someone would have asked me to go with them......

But no one did......so I am watching TV and Madman you can do your own undies.....
And do not think you are getting anything done tomorrow....:grrrrrr:

 

[HOF]

8 hours 22 minutes

getting wound up for the party!​

 

[Madman]

I was hoping someone would have asked me to go with them......

But no one did......so I am watching TV and Madman you can do your own undies.....
And do not think you are getting anything done tomorrow....:grrrrrr:

You could have came with me to the party. The same rules would apply as when we go to the grocery store together.

You must walk 5 feet behind me and deny knowing one another if asked!

Dammit, you could have bought my drink last night. The bar tender was hot, you would have loved her! Many of the ladies were incredibly gorgeous working behind the bar not too mention all the ladies promoting their assets!:heart:

 

[Transient]

They would have allowed you to stay more than 20 minutes if you followed all the suggestions in the party memo!

 

[-b]

You could have came with me to the party. The same rules would apply as when we go to the grocery store together.

You must walk 5 feet behind me and deny knowing one another if asked!

Dammit, you could have bought my drink last night. The bar tender was hot, you would have loved her! Many of the ladies were incredibly gorgeous working behind the bar not too mention all the ladies promoting their assets!:heart:

You are so funny.....:LMAO:

It not my thing.....I like the Sensual Room with Candles, the smell of Vanilla
nice Wine and Music......

I know you must have been drooling.....A whole 20 minutes and you got the
boot....if what Tran said was correct.......Who did you leave with? Is there a
Review cummng.....:wink:

 

[Fullthrottle]

Madman, I was hoping to meet you brother! I thought you would have stood up on the stage, start swinging on the swing yelling GET OUT EVERYONE OUT!! :LMAO:

 

[HOF]

I'm really tired!

 

[thesun]

How could you be actually tired? Say aint so!

 

[Bridgette_xo]

Papa lol

 

[papasmerf]

Papa lol

I would let you try a piece.

and in return I would let you have another

 

[Slitman]

my bacon is hypo-allergenic :biggrin2:

 

[Bridgette_xo]

I would let you try a piece.

and in return I would let you have another

That's very generous of you, Papa, but I'm okay, thanks.

 

[papasmerf]

That's very generous of you, Papa, but I'm okay, thanks.

I can even make you a bunny dog

 

[Madman]

Madman, I was hoping to meet you brother! I thought you would have stood up on the stage, start swinging on the swing yelling GET OUT EVERYONE OUT!! :LMAO:

I'm a early riser, up at 4:30 am usually. I would have ended up curled up in a ball in the corner if I stayed any longer. Imagine what Hof would have done with his dildo in hand if I were in that compromising position!Hmmmmmm

 

[Madman]

BRIDGETTE, put him back on the backyard in the lawn. Stop bringing the little garden gnome inside!

Look at him now, he thinks he's going to get lucky!:NoNoNo: