MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[papasmerf]

I'm a early riser, up at 4:30 am usually. I would have ended up curled up in a ball in the corner if I stayed any longer. Imagine what Hof would have done with his dildo in hand if I were in that compromising position!Hmmmmmm

ummmmmmmmmm
he did.

I expect someone will be posting the photos soon

 

[papasmerf]

BRIDGETTE, put him back on the backyard in the lawn. Stop bringing the little garden gnome inside!

Look at him now, he thinks he's going to get lucky!:NoNoNo:

I am offering this young lady a 100% vegan bunny dog.

I do not mean it is made from real bunnies

 

[Madman]

Papa, Bridgette is not a meat eater and only wants madman carrot sticks!

It's ok, don't worry...I'm sure we can find a lady the loves bacon just as much as you do.

Look it's not all lost



but you can't have these two



but you can't have these 2 either!



oh oh Jack's smelling the bacon, HOF poke the bastard in the eye please

There you go, she's all yours. Wrap her in bacon and bon appetit. Just remember to have her back early, she still needs to do my laundry and clean the bathrooms!

 

[-b]

Bridgette where are you?????

Ok who is riding on the Bitch seat and why is Madman driving....

That happened to me once I was on the back and my top start to pull up on the Highway....
I was trying my best to keep it down and the guy was laughing his butt off......:no:
I was wearing jeans......

 

[HOF]

BRIDGETTE, put him back on the backyard in the lawn. Stop bringing the little garden gnome inside!

Look at him now, he thinks he's going to get lucky!:NoNoNo:

:rofl!:

 

[HOF]

It's 17:51

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Hof, stop fibbing! It's 17:53 by my batwatch!

 

[-b]

Madman....

the duck is teasing you........

 

[Bridgette_xo]

Right here!

 

[-b]

Bridgette found this for you...

 

[HOF]

It's 23:23

 

[Madman]

You're all making a MOCKERY OF MY THREAD!!

Peace has been institutionalized due to the skulduggery going on in here!!

Hof, stop walking around with a dildo, put the high heel boots on to give you some height and please get things under control in here!!!

Bridgette would you like a nice carrot stick??

 

[Madman]

I love the pose. 8/10

Oooooops, wrong thread! Look at what you people are doing to me!!:grrrrrr:

 

[Bridgette_xo]

Thanks Bliss!


Ooo a carrot stick sounds delicious!

 

[Madman]

Thanks Bliss!


Ooo a carrot stick sounds delicious!

 

[Bridgette_xo]

That looks scrumptious, Madman! I can't wait to sink my teeth into it!

 

[Transient]

Be careful Bridgette, you don't know where those veggie sticks have been!

 

[Bridgette_xo]

Be careful Bridgette, you don't know where those veggie sticks have been!

Madman would never do that to me

Right, Madman.....?

 

[Dave - WebGuy]

I'm one of them "use the whole chicken" kind of guys

 

[JJ Mitchell]

I'm one of them "use the whole chicken" kind of guys

Same her :good: