MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Transient]

Congratulations on 1,000,0000 views Madman!

 

[papasmerf]

Congratulations on 1,000,0000 views SMERF LPC!

Fixed your post

 

[SillyGirl]

Belated Breakfast

Looks delicious Papa, thank you!

1,000,000+ is amazing, I don't think I've ever seen that happen on any board before.

 

[Transient]

Fixed your post

Well, he is the ugly poster child for the thread. So...

 

[Madman]

Ladies and gentlemen,

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank the members for their participation, special thanks to

Papa who has been the source of my constant constipation
Tranny who has been the source of outing my adventures by posting pictures
SillyG who has been the source of my bunions due to leaving out boots that are too small
Sarah who has kept that little son of smerf distracted enough for me to grab some food
Hooked and Robin who have attempted to step in but could not fill my shoes, they both have very small feet
Primo who has been hard at work studying how to be an effective shop steward
Guido who comes in and like a garbage disposal takes care of all the left overs
Sweet Amy who's cute giggle allows Fangy to keep his mind of his altar boys

There are many more but right now I have to run, PAPA has just started a FIRE IN THE KITCHEN trying to cook bacon with a FUCKING TORCH!!!

 

[Madman]

Well, he is the ugly poster child for the thread. So...

SEE WHAT I MEAN! CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE STEP ON TRANNY'S CAMERA!

 

[User-E]

Congratulations on 1,000,0000 views Madman!

Well, he is the ugly poster child for the thread. So...

Congratulations Madman!

Sorry I slept through it!

:biggrin2:

 

[Madman]

That explains the funky smell on my sheets. :???:

It's your pillows NOT your sheets:unknw:

 

[Transient]

That explains the funky smell on my sheets. :???:

It's your pillows NOT your sheets:unknw:

SG, if you left any articles of clothing lying around, I would burn them as well.

 

[Madman]

SG, if you left any articles of clothing lying around, I would burn them as well.

SHADDUP, what will I wear if she burns her wardrobe?

I love the way her silky panties fit me not too mention her pantyhose, so much better than my pressure stockings.

 

[Transient]

SHADDUP, what will I wear if she burns her wardrobe?

I was warning her more about the crusty DNA residue that may have been left behind.

 

[Madman]

I was warning her more about the crusty DNA residue that may have been left behind.

DON'T YOU DARE refer to my apple pie filling as CRUSTY DNA!!!:aggressive2:

 

[Transient]

DON'T YOU DARE refer to my apple pie filling as CRUSTY DNA!!!:aggressive2:

Mods, can we add this to the selection of smileys?

 

[Madman]

Mods, can we add this to the selection of smileys?

:grrrrrr:



SILLYG, do you have a rubber shower hat I can borrow PLEASE???

 

[BuzzSaw]

Congrats MM!!

 

[papasmerf]

They say your first Million is the hardest to make.

How fast can we hit Two Million??

Keep in mind there was only like 100 views when Smerf LPC purchased this thread.

 

[User-E]

They say your first Million is the hardest to make.

How fast can we hit Two Million??

Keep in mind there was only like 100 views when Smerf LPC purchased this thread.

The next milestones will be when it reaches 1,000 pages, and 20,000 posts.


20,000 ... that's a lot of meaningless drivel!

:biggrin2:

 

[papasmerf]

So I find this apple pie and it looked like a sex toy used by gerbils.

Was quite disturbing

 

[papasmerf]

So this guy walks into a bar.


turns out he was blind

 

[papasmerf]

Wouldn't it be awesome if the British Pound was a pound of Bacon