MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[papasmerf]

Every morning I push MM's crate up to the trash compactor with the door opening into it.


Hope he does not catch on

 

[papasmerf]

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a door.

They were members of the Blind Clergy Association

 

[Transient]

999,368

 

[Transient]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

 

[Robintheboywonder]

You people have all gone mad!

 

[papasmerf]

So Batman walks into the room and Wonder Woman says "Batman it looks like you have a load in your tights."

Batman says "no, I could not get Robin out of my ass, this morning"

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Papasmerf walks into a room and pulls down his pants. A lady smerf giggles and says, you must be an Asian smerf.

 

[User-E]

A new cubicle for MM in honour of his recent accomplishment

 

[papasmerf]

A new cubicle for MM in honour of his recent accomplishment

Ok but I have a better chair for him

 

[User-E]

Ok but I have a better chair for him

Into the bondage scene are ya? :drinks2:

 

[papasmerf]

Into the bondage scene are ya? :drinks2:

In some cases it is called for.

 

[User-E]

In some cases it is called for.

Remember to wet the sponge.





Are execution jokes in poor taste? Hmmmmmm

 

[papasmerf]

Remember to wet the sponge.





Are execution jokes in poor taste? Hmmmmmm

not when we are talking MM.

He will just claw his way back to the surface, anyway.

Should be a natural sponge if I recall

 

[papasmerf]

Breakfast

OR

 

[papasmerf]

Robin as per your request we are making MM's room larger to accommodate you.

Please remit 1100 dollars and the staff will make your requested changes.




Papasmerf CEO SMERF LPC.

 

[Madman]

Robin as per your request we are making MM's room larger to accommodate you.

Please remit 1100 dollars and the staff will make your requested changes.




Papasmerf CEO SMERF LPC.

:grrrrrr: DON'T you dare give him a penny Robin!!!

You can bunk with Tranny for half that price!

 

[Madman]

A new cubicle for MM in honour of his recent accomplishment

Thank you but naked selfies should also be part of my reward!:shout:

 

[papasmerf]

Thank you but naked selfies should also be part of my reward!:shout:

ask all you want

I will not send you naked selfies

 

[User-E]

Thank you but naked selfies should also be part of my reward!:shout:

Transient has volunteered to provide a naked selfie of his favourite body part for your viewing pleasure. :biggrin2:

 

[papasmerf]

Transient has volunteered to provide a naked selfie of his favourite body part for your viewing pleasure. :biggrin2:

damn it

I wanted to keep my breakfast down