Mama's food still the best.

[Robintheboywonder]

Yes! My answer is YES! Oh I thought you'd never ask! All of you! I say yes to ALL of you!

Let's get a big house together, you guys can split the rent, I will have my own private wing, will cook and clean and give you each a massage and bj/hj happy ending every day for the rest of your lives!

Shall we set a date??

:heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:

That reminds me ... the Bachelorette is on tonight!

And I would like a daily massage for the rest of my life too, so you can take turns on that. xo

Count me in, I'll rub your feet while you're watching tv. You so know how to make a good roast right??Hmmmmmm

 

[User-E]

Count me in, I'll rub your feet while you're watching tv. You so know how to make a good roast right??Hmmmmmm

With yorkshire pudding and gravy made from the drippings.

 

[Madman]

Sarah, um I could use a new chef. Papa is an awful cook and I can't stand looking at him when he tries to fry bacon naked.

Would you please be my naked chefraying::spiteful:

 

[papasmerf]

Sarah, um I could use a new chef. Papa is an awful cook and I can't stand looking at him when he tries to fry bacon naked.

Would you please be my naked chefraying::spiteful:

 

[User-E]

Sarah, um I could use a new chef. Papa is an awful cook and I can't stand looking at him when he tries to fry bacon naked.

Would you please be my naked chefraying::spiteful:

Can I wear high heels and one of those cute little french maid aprons?

 

[Art Mann]

You can wear that to my place, Ms Sarah,
and you don't have to cook . . . we can just French kiss.

 

[The Operator]

Mine would make everything from scratch. I used to love waking up to the smell of her apple pies.