New Random Thoughts, Queries, Rants Thread

[IFUSEEKAMY]

My previous thread got eaten up in one of the system updates I think. I believe it's for the best. There were some posts on there that I didn't care for very much. I'll miss reading Lola's/Kismet's hilarious comments that lingered. Oh well!

Please post any random thoughts, queries, rants that you may have. If you don't want anybody responding to your post and you just need to vent, please specify this when posting. Thanks a bunch!

 

[papasmerf]

home made chocolate pudding served in a cracker pie shell with 89% coco bars

 

[Prick]

Venting that I need to vent.

If it doesn't make any sense then you can all bite me.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

I injured my back last week (not doing anything sexy unfortunately). I thought I was back to normal yesterday so arranged for a date with a sweetie. Was getting dressed, when my allergies kicked up and I sneezed.

@$!?%#<€£!

My entire back seized up and I must have screamed so effin loudly. Fell backwards onto my bed and cried. Reached blindly for my phone and messaged him something. I can't quite remember, am afraid to look at my phone this morning. Ugh lol

I love my bed.
I hate getting old.

fuuuuuuuck!

 

[papasmerf]

I injured my back last week (not doing anything sexy unfortunately). I thought I was back to normal yesterday so arranged for a date with a sweetie. Was getting dressed, when my allergies kicked up and I sneezed.

@$!?%#<€£!

My entire back seized up and I must have screamed so effin loudly. Fell backwards onto my bed and cried. Reached blindly for my phone and messaged him something. I can't quite remember, am afraid to look at my phone this morning. Ugh lol

I love my bed.
I hate getting old.

fuuuuuuuck!

I can help that but you need to relax

 

[Beef Jerky]

I can help that but you need to relax

Tell us how you can help?.

 

[papasmerf]

Tell us how you can help?.

Reading is fundemental

I did tell you

 

[DannyDeVito]

I don't have thoughts and barely rant.


Where is my medal?.

 

[God]

This thread is useless without naked pictures.

 

[Art Mann]

Just heard GOD speaking to me.

Now experiencing a heavenly moment.

This thread is useless without naked pictures.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

I can help that but you need to relax

Thanks, papa, I'm all relaxed.

I don't have thoughts and barely rant.

Where is my medal?.

Here you go:

I hope you like chocolate.

This thread is useless without naked pictures.

But you did post this while wearing your birthday suit, amiright?

Amy, I hope it's just a pulled muscle. I've had issues with a herniated disc that felt like someone had a knife stuck in my back. Get it checked out and get it fixed ASAP. There are men out there counting on you to have a good back.

Thanks, Prim0. It's nothing serious, I've been checked

 

[User-E]

Thanks, Prim0. It's nothing serious, I've been checked

Hope you're back to a pain free normal soon Amy. :BigHug:

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Hope you're back to a pain free normal soon Amy. :BigHug:

Thanks Sarah!

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

I stood someone up last week.
At the time, I thought I was the one getting stood up.
He was very angry with me, posted a thread, chewed me out through email.
I apologized to him through email, didn't make any excuses, just said sorry and that if he were to forgive me, a future encounter would be on me.
He posted a thread about it, not what I said, just how I stood him up.
I posted in that thread, pretty snarkily. I don't really know why. I was upset about other things that didn't even have anything to do with him/it.
Sigh.
Time to get a new phone.

 

[User-E]

I stood someone up last week.
At the time, I thought I was the one getting stood up.
He was very angry with me, posted a thread, chewed me out through email.
I apologized to him through email, didn't make any excuses, just said sorry and that if he were to forgive me, a future encounter would be on me.
He posted a thread about it, not what I said, just how I stood him up.
I posted in that thread, pretty snarkily. I don't really know why. I was upset about other things that didn't even have anything to do with him/it.
Sigh.
Time to get a new phone.

Silly man missed out on a complimentary session! :SayWhat?:

That was awesome of you to offer anyway. :good:

I have occasional bouts of snarkiness too. :sad2:

But that's not my normal modis operandi. :wink2:

Please forgive me for the times when I am less than saintly.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

You snarky? Saintly? I don't buy either hehe

 

[papasmerf]

Random for me would be Bacon with hot peppers and bacon

 

[papasmerf]

remember when asked: are you still beating your wife?

the proper response to another man is: as often as you suck cock

 

[oldguyzer]

Random for me would be Bacon with hot peppers and bacon

Why the hot peppers? Ruins the rest of the meal :biggrin2:

 

[papasmerf]

Why the hot peppers? Ruins the rest of the meal :biggrin2:

great for the colon