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tboy said:
LOL, I stopped drinking beer 5 years ago almost... but we do occasionally get together for drinks and a BBQ. All but the neighbour directly beside me... he's a real dick head- none of us get along with him. :roll:
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tboy said:
Yep...
Perhaps I should be clear about the drinking though... I just stopped beer. I still enjoy a good scotch, or whiskey, rum, etc. and a glass of wine with dinner now and again.
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My kids shovel our neighbour's driveway during the winter without being told. They see an old couple and just want to help.
Proud of them.
Proud of them.
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Good on you TBoy. Well done!
tboy said:
That I don't mind. If someone doesn't want my help, that's no skin off my back. Just don't come callin' later.
I'm particularly amused by hot women who assume that guys just love doing sh!t for them, whether it be buying drinks, meals or new cars. I find that attitude to be more common in the city.
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Thanks Playa...
Rawd: Yeah, I know what you mean, or else they EXPECT it. I was in a crowded club one night and the bar was packed. I made it to the front to order my drink and a hottie was pushing her way through. She said "could you order me a ____"? I said "sure, I ordered my coke and said "the chick behind me wants a ____" so he brings the drinks, I give him $3.00 for the coke and he says "that's $12.00 for the ____" I said, I didn't offer to pay for it, I simply ordered for her, if you want your $12.00 go ask her" She had just took her drink and walked away....
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My buddy and I were at a bar talking with two women when one of them said " If you think we are hot, then you should see our friend"
Before I could stop my self I said, "we think you're hot? I think your getting a little ahead of yourself there."
They left, my buddy cracked up.
Before I could stop my self I said, "we think you're hot? I think your getting a little ahead of yourself there."
They left, my buddy cracked up.
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LOL@s_man
That's a good one dude.......
But it all honesty they probably left not because you called them on it but because they thought you were too stupid to realize just how hot they were......
Speaking of hotness though, while at the grocery store I saw this hot blonde MILF with 2 young kids. She was really nice looking, perfect bum in tight jeans, blonde hair past her shoulders, nice C's, a face better than any of the SSGs we've been getting. We happened to be on the same circuit and met a number of times going opposite ways down the aisles. I glanced over and saw she wasn't wearing a ring.....so I thought Hmmm what to say what to say and I wonder if there's a proud dad in the picture?........
Then while I was making the "nice buns" comment in the checkout I saw her wheeling past the checkouts and damn, there's dad......FUCK.....
Like I always say: WOmen are like parking spaces: all the good ones are taken and all the ones that are left are either handicapped or too far away!!!
That's a good one dude.......
But it all honesty they probably left not because you called them on it but because they thought you were too stupid to realize just how hot they were......
Speaking of hotness though, while at the grocery store I saw this hot blonde MILF with 2 young kids. She was really nice looking, perfect bum in tight jeans, blonde hair past her shoulders, nice C's, a face better than any of the SSGs we've been getting. We happened to be on the same circuit and met a number of times going opposite ways down the aisles. I glanced over and saw she wasn't wearing a ring.....so I thought Hmmm what to say what to say and I wonder if there's a proud dad in the picture?........
Then while I was making the "nice buns" comment in the checkout I saw her wheeling past the checkouts and damn, there's dad......FUCK.....
Like I always say: WOmen are like parking spaces: all the good ones are taken and all the ones that are left are either handicapped or too far away!!!
hey TBOY are you sure it was dad???
Maybe just the helpful neighbour/friend's husband/brother/gay hair dresser.... driving the new divorcee to the store for groceries. M
aybe you missed a chance there!!!!???or perhaps she is unhappily married and looking
....or a member of cycleguys swinging sect....I dont know Tboy...nothing ventured nothing gained:666: maybe a missed opportunity and how many do u get way up there
ok now im just being cruel, sorry lol
Maybe just the helpful neighbour/friend's husband/brother/gay hair dresser.... driving the new divorcee to the store for groceries. M
aybe you missed a chance there!!!!???or perhaps she is unhappily married and looking
....or a member of cycleguys swinging sect....I dont know Tboy...nothing ventured nothing gained:666: maybe a missed opportunity and how many do u get way up thereok now im just being cruel, sorry lol
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Naw, you could tell he was the dad.....least I could.....too bad though, the kids were really cute, took after their mom...both blonde, little boy and girl, must have been about 5ish....I honestly thought for a second "hey, they're cuties, good thing I get along with kids if I'm going to be doing mom...lol"
One thing about this being a small town, if you make one wrong move it could bite you in the ass. Like you show up to quote on a job and open the door and find "hey, you're the asshole who hit on my wife"!!!!!
or, you open the door and find:
Hey you're the asshole who hit on my friend's wife!!!
One thing about this being a small town, if you make one wrong move it could bite you in the ass. Like you show up to quote on a job and open the door and find "hey, you're the asshole who hit on my wife"!!!!!
or, you open the door and find:
Hey you're the asshole who hit on my friend's wife!!!
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tboy said:
It is never a wrong move too keep your mouth in most cases.
An old adage but a good one none the less.
Yes having lived in small towns that is a hazard.
You sure that wasnt just Uncle Jake picking them up eh? and that doesnt rule out the looking to play or CG types LOL....
just teasing you (mind you if you havent got into town in a couple months its kinda like poking a bear with a stick eh?)
na you made the right choice TB
You sure that wasnt just Uncle Jake picking them up eh? and that doesnt rule out the looking to play or CG types LOL....
just teasing you (mind you if you havent got into town in a couple months its kinda like poking a bear with a stick eh?)
na you made the right choice TB
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FYI... As far as "us CG types" go? Single guys are even worse off than in the real world. 
uch: (Something about bringing "something" to the table so to speak... to put it in layman's terms: who shows up at a potluck dinner empty handed?)
Hey, I don't make the rules... in fact NO guy does... its just the way it is. :neutral:
uch: (Something about bringing "something" to the table so to speak... to put it in layman's terms: who shows up at a potluck dinner empty handed?)Hey, I don't make the rules... in fact NO guy does... its just the way it is. :neutral:
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Maurice Boscorelli said:
I have yet to try my luck up here really, but the way I figured it when I was in toronto:
If an advance is unwelcome, I'd rather err on the side of caution and not give one more toronto woman reason to bitch about always getting hit on.
There's a MILFy type that works at the local pub, she was real friendly to me last time I was in, I know waitresses get hit on a lot, but don't know what it's like up here. I'll keep you all apprised of what happens when I do. A local buddy says "hey go for it, it's different here, she probably wouldn't be upset at all...."
