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Penis size does matter Cardinal Fang.

It's taking too long to load but I've always thought my penis is too long.
 
Is my penis 'normal'? I dunno. But so many SPs have told me through gritted teeth that they thought it was quite 'extraordinary' while gripping the sheets and letting their eyes roll back in their head, it certainly must qualify as at least atypical! :-Cool/"
 
Is my penis 'normal'? I dunno. But so many SPs have told me through gritted teeth that they thought it was quite 'extraordinary' while gripping the sheets and letting their eyes roll back in their head, it certainly must qualify as at least atypical! :-Cool/"

Just one question;do the ladies usually chuckle under their breadth when you drop you pants?
 
Just one question;do the ladies usually chuckle under their breadth when you drop you pants?

It's hard to hear anything, actually, beyond the incredibly loud 'thud' which typically reverberates around the block when the head of my dick flops out and hits the floor. I'll pay more attention next time and get back to you, ok? :biggrin2:
 
It's hard to hear anything, actually, beyond the incredibly loud 'thud' which typically reverberates around the block when the head of my dick flops out and hits the floor. I'll pay more attention next time and get back to you, ok? :biggrin2:

:rofl!: Don't get excited Robin, that thud is not meant for you!
 
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I've never had anyone tell me how much she loved my big cock Hmmmmmm I'm thinking maybe it's not as big as it looks when I hold and look through a round glass. It's always looked huge!

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Women don't tend to expect much from me given my online profile so it comes as quite a surprise to them when my sexual prowess is just average. They're impressed and that's all the counts in my books.:wink2:
 
Wife chops off cheating husband’s penis, twice

Wife chops off cheating husband’s penis, twice

Is that a cow hanging on to his dick in the second picture?.




Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

A jealous wife in China chopped off her cheating husband’s penis as he slept, then snuck into his hospital room after he had it sewn back on — and hacked it off again and tossed it out the window.
Fan Lung, a dad of five, sealed his fate when he decided to use his wife’s cellphone to send his secret lover a hot and heavy email, Central European News reports.

The 32-year-old forgot to log out of his account after the message was sent, which is how his 21-year-old wife, Feng — who is now under arrest for grievous bodily harm — came across the saucy exchange and snapped.


The jilted wife went berserk, grabbed a pair of scissors, stormed into their bedroom and cut off his penis while he was sleeping.

Lung was rushed to the hospital, where doctors were able to save the appendage and sew it back on.

But Feng was able to sneak into the recovery room, where she chopped his penis off a second time and threw it out the window, according to CEN.

A shocked Lung chased his wife outside, despite losing a lot of blood.

“Staff rushed out to see what was happening and found the patient with blood streaming down his legs hitting the woman,” a hospital spokesman said. “He was stopped and the woman was taken in for treatment, and then we discovered she had chopped his penis off again.”


Despite desperate search efforts, authorities were unable to find Lung’s manhood. Police believe it may have been stumbled upon by a stray dog or cat, according to CEN.

Lung’s side chick — Zhang Hung, 21 — said she’s OK with her man not being able to have more children.

“It doesn’t matter that he’s lost his fertility,” she told CEN. “He has five children already.”

https://nypost.com/2015/01/13/wife-...w&utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_medium=SocialFlow
 
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