Problems with a Pussy......Cat....

[papasmerf]

All the pellet guns I have ever used would penetrate and injure or kill a cat. Unless air-soft plastic pellet guns were what you meant.

one of the old style spring loaded Crossman 45 BB guns will not kill the critter from 20 feet or so

 

[Shiek]

All the pellet guns I have ever used would penetrate and injure or kill a cat. Unless air-soft plastic pellet guns were what you meant.

Those are good too but pellets wont penetrate unless you're standing close. I've used them often to discourage certain animals around the property. Most shots are done from 60 or more feet away at their rumps.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

In where? :biggrin2:

Remove the comma.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Fang, not sure why you are complaining this is probably the first time you have had any pussy located near your house in years. Regardless, spray the area around the BBQ with a mixture of Lestoil and warm water about 80% Lestoil to 20% water. GB

Ok purchased said ingredients yesterday and sprayed this morning. Bitch Cat left another present this morning.

Stay tuned for the results.

 

[Blank_Dave]

Chicken wire and a low current electrical source? Keep the current low to keep it from being harmful.

 

[Blank_Dave]

Hopefully his link will work.

 

[Madman]

Ok purchased said ingredients yesterday and sprayed this morning. Bitch Cat left another present this morning.

Stay tuned for the results.

I'm sending Papa too you. He'll cook that cat breakfast and guaranteed that CAT WILL NEVER SHIT AGAIN!

WHere's my bloody prunes?

 

[Blank_Dave]

That will either solve orMadman, I hear Sillygirl wants a set of cat skin boots.

That will either remedy or increase Fang's problems. Either way, comedy is sure to commence.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Hopefully his link will work.

Very interesting Dave. I'm going to try this if the spray I laid down last night doesn't work.

Wait! It's made in Canada?

Bound to fail.....:biggrin2:

 

[SillyGirl]

Why are you ok with Lestoil and chemicals, but not with pee? :dontknow:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Pee is icky......:biggrin2:

 

[Blank_Dave]

Pee is icky......:biggrin2:

And yet you seek out providers and pay extrs to recieve golden showers.Hmmmmmm

 

[Cardinal Fang]

And yet you seek out providers and pay extrs to recieve golden showers.Hmmmmmm

Not judging but that's not my thing.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Update: 1

The cat is back and just to let me know who's boss he dumped a nice one in the same place. Only this time it looks like he has diarrhea. :shout:

 

[papasmerf]

Update: 1

The cat is back and just to let me know who's boss he dumped a nice one in the same place. Only this time it looks like it has diarrhea. :shout:

Back in the day there were a lot of stray cats in my area.

A couple of Chinese Restaurants opened up

Well we no longer have strays.

 

[papasmerf]

Found him

 

[Art Mann]

Send that Sylvester over to my place, Fang.

Look what Miss Sophia's damn Tweety and pals and have been doing to my vehicle the past few days:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Update 2:

It's not working! Nothing is working. :biggrin2:

 

[SillyGirl]

Update 2:

It's not working! Nothing is working. :biggrin2:

You know what you have to do, Fang. Make sure you know which way the wind is blowing.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Thanks SillyGirl.

I must however give credit where credit is due. This cat is cunning beyond words and a worthy nemesis. I can only image what his posts about me must be like on the Feline Discussion Boards. On second thought this has to be a female cat. A male would have given up long ago.