Problems with a Pussy......Cat....

[Cardinal Fang]

Borrow a dog then.

Et tu Amy? :biggrin2:

Mercenary for hire.

Based on the size of the cat involved I'm pretty sure the Cat would lay a bitch slapping on that dog.

This is a mean one and not my style but as a last step. Buy Thai chilies, chopped then and cooked them with oil. Spread it around the area. Once his tongue gets burn once he will never come back.

This just makes me crave Thai food.

 

[Transient]

Borrow Senor Gomes', dog Pancho.

If that cat comes around, he'll be walking funny for weeks!

 

[Art Mann]

. . . Based on the size of the cat involved I'm pretty sure the Cat would lay a bitch slapping on that dog. . .

Doesn't have to be big to get the job done.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Does anyone know how much damage a paintball gun can do to a cat? Not looking to kill the thing just want to let it know I'm not pleased with it's antics.

 

[papasmerf]

Does anyone know how much damage a paintball gun can do to a cat? Not looking to kill the thing just want to let it know I'm not pleased with it's antics.

don't do that

if you want to get fancy you can rig a prox sensor to a timmining relay and solenoid controlling a hose.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I like everything about that idea Papa except the part where the cat is not hurt.

 

[papasmerf]

I like everything about that idea Papa except the part where the cat is not hurt.

You can use a pressure vessel of say 40 gallons filled with 10 gallons of water then pressurized to 175 pounds.

Use a 4 inch hose and basically you have a blast cannon with water. I would guess at those specs you would have a sustained blast for just under 3 seconds.

 

[Sophia Sinclair]

I've always dreaded this day.

The day when I'm left with no alternative but to ask the kind and admittedly harsh membership here at HUBGFE for advice on a cat problem I have. More accurately though I believe it's a problem a stray cat has with me. I have an outdoor BBQ and behind it about 2 years ago I started to notice droppings that were left behind. They were small in size so I didn't think anything of it and thought is was racoons in the area as many of my neighbors leave garbage OUT THE NIGHT BEFORE THE PICKUP!

*Takes deep breath....*

Progressively as time moved on the droppings increased in size. I've gotten advice on what I can place in the general area to discourage the critters from returning. I've used all combinations of home remedies and store bought powders but it has had no affect. I'm at the point where I want to construct my own IED. Last week when I returned from work I was able to confirm the species of the culprit. The droppings are now large and always in the same place and the general douche-baggery involved in leaving it there confirms to me it was a Cat. That and I caught the ferrel furry balled shit taking the actual dump. Contrary to popular belief not all PUSSIES are beautiful. This one is butt farking ugly with long thick hair. Someone has decided to give up their responsibilities as a pet owner and take on those of an negligent ass-clown. Thankfully though there is a special place in hell for such people. God makes them read Madman's posts for eternity.

I've tried everything and I've even called the local human society. They tell me they can't do anything about it and that I should leave the cat alone and not HARM IT. Really? I should leave the cat alone? Shouldn't someone be telling the cat to LEAVE ME alone? I make sure no food is left behind and I clean the BBQ religiously. Which I may add goes completely against the principals of proper seasoning of a grill.

So how do I get rid of this nuisance? And yes I am well aware of the ridicule that is about to be heaped on me coupled with the incessant puns related to "Felis silvestris catus." I am perfectly willing to endure this if it means getting relief from this problem.

Have at it!

Okay Tweety

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdVBU-gS2xo

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

I wasn't being sarcastic. What's wrong with making a doggie's day and solving your problem? Invite someone you know who owns one over for a BBQ

 

[-b]

Throw Catnip at the back of the yard.....

Black Pepper.....

Why not just feed it....the cat will make sure no mice go into the BBQ......
Which they do......

 

[Sophia Sinclair]

I wasn't being sarcastic. What's wrong with making a doggie's day and solving your problem? Invite someone you know who owns one over for a BBQ

We know you weren't, but we gotta have our fun with Fangy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWXWAkbv1gI

Also, who needs pepper flakes when you have Pepe Le Pew.

 

[great bear]

Fang, not sure why you are complaining this is probably the first time you have had any pussy located near your house in years. Regardless, spray the area around the BBQ with a mixture of Lestoil and warm water about 80% Lestoil to 20% water. GB

 

[Guido]

Fang, not sure why you are complaining this is probably the first time you have had any pussy located near your house in years. Regardless, spray the area around the BBQ with a mixture of Lestoil and warm water about 80% Lestoil to 20% water. GB

Yup, good one. Does this work on bears too?:biggrin2:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Fang, not sure why you are complaining this is probably the first time you have had any pussy located near your house in years.

HEY!

Regardless, spray the area around the BBQ with a mixture of Lestoil and warm water about 80% Lestoil to 20% water. GB

Thanks will try that in the coming days.

We know you weren't, but we gotta have our fun with Fangy.

Going off on a tangerine here but did you just proposition me for a duo? :wink2:

 

[Sophia Sinclair]

Going off on a tangerine here but did you just proposition me for a duo? :wink2:

I think it's more like this Fangy.

Psych!

I'd be happy to do a duo with Miss Amy. Any Takers?

Psych Again!

Of course you get first dibs but IYSA has to approve as well.

 

[Shiek]

pellet guns are great.... leaves a little welt on them but they never come back.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Ofcourse Im in, Sophia.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Ofcourse Im in, Sophia.

In where? :biggrin2:

 

[Mm69]

pellet guns are great.... leaves a little welt on them but they never come back.

or a .22 with subsonic ammo...... maybe through an empty 2 litre pop bottle.....

nah...... what am I thinking..... better off feeding it and being friendly....

 

[Transient]

All the pellet guns I have ever used would penetrate and injure or kill a cat. Unless air-soft plastic pellet guns were what you meant.