Cardinal Fang
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I've always dreaded this day.
The day when I'm left with no alternative but to ask the kind and admittedly harsh membership here at HUBGFE for advice on a cat problem I have. More accurately though I believe it's a problem a stray cat has with me. I have an outdoor BBQ and behind it about 2 years ago I started to notice droppings that were left behind. They were small in size so I didn't think anything of it and thought is was racoons in the area as many of my neighbors leave garbage OUT THE NIGHT BEFORE THE PICKUP!
*Takes deep breath....*
Progressively as time moved on the droppings increased in size. I've gotten advice on what I can place in the general area to discourage the critters from returning. I've used all combinations of home remedies and store bought powders but it has had no affect. I'm at the point where I want to construct my own IED. Last week when I returned from work I was able to confirm the species of the culprit. The droppings are now large and always in the same place and the general douche-baggery involved in leaving it there confirms to me it was a Cat. That and I caught the ferrel furry balled shit taking the actual dump. Contrary to popular belief not all PUSSIES are beautiful. This one is butt farking ugly with long thick hair. Someone has decided to give up their responsibilities as a pet owner and take on those of an negligent ass-clown. Thankfully though there is a special place in hell for such people. God makes them read Madman's posts for eternity.
I've tried everything and I've even called the local human society. They tell me they can't do anything about it and that I should leave the cat alone and not HARM IT. Really? I should leave the cat alone? Shouldn't someone be telling the cat to LEAVE ME alone? I make sure no food is left behind and I clean the BBQ religiously. Which I may add goes completely against the principals of proper seasoning of a grill.
So how do I get rid of this nuisance? And yes I am well aware of the ridicule that is about to be heaped on me coupled with the incessant puns related to "Felis silvestris catus." I am perfectly willing to endure this if it means getting relief from this problem.
Have at it!
The day when I'm left with no alternative but to ask the kind and admittedly harsh membership here at HUBGFE for advice on a cat problem I have. More accurately though I believe it's a problem a stray cat has with me. I have an outdoor BBQ and behind it about 2 years ago I started to notice droppings that were left behind. They were small in size so I didn't think anything of it and thought is was racoons in the area as many of my neighbors leave garbage OUT THE NIGHT BEFORE THE PICKUP!
*Takes deep breath....*
Progressively as time moved on the droppings increased in size. I've gotten advice on what I can place in the general area to discourage the critters from returning. I've used all combinations of home remedies and store bought powders but it has had no affect. I'm at the point where I want to construct my own IED. Last week when I returned from work I was able to confirm the species of the culprit. The droppings are now large and always in the same place and the general douche-baggery involved in leaving it there confirms to me it was a Cat. That and I caught the ferrel furry balled shit taking the actual dump. Contrary to popular belief not all PUSSIES are beautiful. This one is butt farking ugly with long thick hair. Someone has decided to give up their responsibilities as a pet owner and take on those of an negligent ass-clown. Thankfully though there is a special place in hell for such people. God makes them read Madman's posts for eternity.
I've tried everything and I've even called the local human society. They tell me they can't do anything about it and that I should leave the cat alone and not HARM IT. Really? I should leave the cat alone? Shouldn't someone be telling the cat to LEAVE ME alone? I make sure no food is left behind and I clean the BBQ religiously. Which I may add goes completely against the principals of proper seasoning of a grill.
So how do I get rid of this nuisance? And yes I am well aware of the ridicule that is about to be heaped on me coupled with the incessant puns related to "Felis silvestris catus." I am perfectly willing to endure this if it means getting relief from this problem.
Have at it!
