Madman
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Allow me to first set up the scenario, which is true!
Yesterday around 6:30pm. I'm driving home, north bound on Dufferin catching Dufferin from St. Clair. My intention was to catch the 401 west.
Traffic wasn't bad until I crossed Glencairn and as I approached Lawrence, FUCK it was jammed.
DON'T YOU PEOPLE HAVE A LIFE THAT DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YORKDALE!!!
I decide to pull into the plaza on the east side of Dufferin and grab a coffee from McDonald's and then turn around and take Lawrence west to Blackcreek and catch the 401 west.
A large McDonalds coffee is HUGE and it only cost me .43 cents. FUCK you know I love a deal!
I proceed to leave the drive thru happy as a pig in shit because I only spent .43 cents and proceed to make a left out of the plaza, a right on Lawrence and it was clear sailing to the 401 west and I was home bound!:yahoo:
I get home, bring my .43 cent delicious double milk only coffee inside and slowly drink away.
Maurice aren't you proud of me, did you notice NO FUCKING SUGAR!!:biggrin2:
I watched a little tv, played on my lap top and later went to bed around 11 pm Yeah so what it's Saturday night? OK so I don't have a life going to bed on a Saturday night at 11pm. SO WHAT??
I start to roll around in bed this morning at around 6:30. I let go of the pillow I'm grinding and decide I really need to take a whiz. I decide I better sit to whiz so I don't miss and sprinkle all over the floor.
YEAH so what sometimes I sit to pee, ANYONE have problem with that??:aggressive:
As I stand up and pull up my underwear it occurs to me I'm entitled to an extra hour of sleep thanks to the time change! YAY, I jump back into bed, under the sheets, grab Nelly my pillow and snooze for another hour!
8 am. hits, I decide it's time to wake up. I go into the kitchen and make myself an instant cup of coffee, Maxwell House to be exact. Sit down on my kitchen table infront of my lap-top and start looking to see who invaded my bumper thread!
I'm typing away and chasing infidels out of my room when (pay attention this is what this thread is about) I see the McDonalds coffee from last night hiding behind my lap top and It's still HALF FULL!!!
This is happening right now, I'm staring back and forth between a mug of instant Maxwell House coffee or a cold cup of MDs coffee.
I'm so CONFUSED, I want the MDs one but is it safe or has the double milk gone bad and will give me the runs all bloody day.
I DON't KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!
Yesterday around 6:30pm. I'm driving home, north bound on Dufferin catching Dufferin from St. Clair. My intention was to catch the 401 west.
Traffic wasn't bad until I crossed Glencairn and as I approached Lawrence, FUCK it was jammed.
DON'T YOU PEOPLE HAVE A LIFE THAT DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YORKDALE!!!
I decide to pull into the plaza on the east side of Dufferin and grab a coffee from McDonald's and then turn around and take Lawrence west to Blackcreek and catch the 401 west.
A large McDonalds coffee is HUGE and it only cost me .43 cents. FUCK you know I love a deal!
I proceed to leave the drive thru happy as a pig in shit because I only spent .43 cents and proceed to make a left out of the plaza, a right on Lawrence and it was clear sailing to the 401 west and I was home bound!:yahoo:
I get home, bring my .43 cent delicious double milk only coffee inside and slowly drink away.
Maurice aren't you proud of me, did you notice NO FUCKING SUGAR!!:biggrin2:
I watched a little tv, played on my lap top and later went to bed around 11 pm Yeah so what it's Saturday night? OK so I don't have a life going to bed on a Saturday night at 11pm. SO WHAT??
I start to roll around in bed this morning at around 6:30. I let go of the pillow I'm grinding and decide I really need to take a whiz. I decide I better sit to whiz so I don't miss and sprinkle all over the floor.
YEAH so what sometimes I sit to pee, ANYONE have problem with that??:aggressive:
As I stand up and pull up my underwear it occurs to me I'm entitled to an extra hour of sleep thanks to the time change! YAY, I jump back into bed, under the sheets, grab Nelly my pillow and snooze for another hour!
8 am. hits, I decide it's time to wake up. I go into the kitchen and make myself an instant cup of coffee, Maxwell House to be exact. Sit down on my kitchen table infront of my lap-top and start looking to see who invaded my bumper thread!
I'm typing away and chasing infidels out of my room when (pay attention this is what this thread is about) I see the McDonalds coffee from last night hiding behind my lap top and It's still HALF FULL!!!
This is happening right now, I'm staring back and forth between a mug of instant Maxwell House coffee or a cold cup of MDs coffee.
I'm so CONFUSED, I want the MDs one but is it safe or has the double milk gone bad and will give me the runs all bloody day.
I DON't KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!
