So Long, folks! RIP bobistheowl

[bobistheowl]

I don't know how long the rest of you were sentenced to be here, but my term was four months, and I did full time, so I wouldn't have to deal with a parole officer.

I'll be retiring from the HUBGFE Lobby on February 16, and I'm not sure how many additional posts I'll make.

I never really liked this place, but until recently, I had hoped things might get better eventually, but I no longer think so.

This place may be some people's idea of fun, but it isn't mine. I'll still be writing on boards, just not this one.

I'm going to keep in touch with a few people by private message and e-mail, and I hope to consolidate the best of my posts here into the blog section, instead of in The Lobby. I may post new material by blog, but no longer in The Lobby after today. I waste too much time trying to find the few posts that are interesting to me, and I prefer the discussion on another board I started to post on today. There just aren't enough people here that I would want to hang with in real life, and too much 'make believe' crap that doesn't appeal to me in the least.

If I was in a strip club, I'd want to talk to the pretty waitress with the nice rack, and a few of the hot dancers, and the guy who would watch my chair, while I took a leak, but I wouldn't want to know the other guys in the bar, or the skanky dancer who keeps blocking my view of the stage. That's a good analogy of what this place is like to me.

I'm not being pushed out; this place just isn't interesting to me anymore, and I don't want to end up like the people here doing life sentences. I accomplished what I set out to do, and now I'm going to make my time more productive again.

If I'm able to keep pork out of the visitor messages on my profile page, I'll continue to post new material on this site. If I'm unable to keep my profile page clear of unwanted guests, I'll just stick with the private messaging.

Please, if you are on my ignore list, have the common decency to stay out of this thread until the calendar date changes to the 17th. After that, I won't care.

There are a few people here that I like a lot, a few more that I like somewhat, a whole lot of people that I have no opinion of, either way, and a few people that I despise. I'll do most of my forum posting from now on on boards where they can't invite themselves in to spoil my fun.

Happy Trails,

~bito

 

[bobistheowl]

Here's the collection of my avatars, some used for only a post or two:

 

[oldguyzer]

I'll be retiring from the HUBGFE Lobby on February 16, and I'm not sure how many additional posts I'll make.

I never really liked this place, but until recently, I had hoped things might get better eventually, but I no longer think so.

This place may be some people's idea of fun, but it isn't mine. I'll still be writing on boards, just not this one.

If, as you say, you don't like this place [because we won't do things your way (and only your way)] then leave for good.

But you won't and can't. You need to visit here to continue your moralistic high-handedness, and can't get over the fact we won't do things YOUR way. You hate the fact there are others who won't agree with you that you're the smartest in the room (you're definately not). When you can't think of any reasonable post, you get insulting and offensive ("Cardinal Fag"? Really? The best you could do?). You won't be able to stay away because you have an overwhelming need to post your drivel, insulting members here who won't put up with your crap. You think you have a sense of humour, but you don't. Of your almost 2,000 posts, there's been less than a dozen that have been funny or insightful. That's not a great average, BITI.

But leave? No, you are completely unable, psychologically, to leave and not come back. It's a compunction with you. Just like a bully, you have to try and force your opinions on others, and need them to agree with you to justify your ego. And when they won't, you get sulky. Well, news alert: most of us think you're a pain in the ass, an idiot, unfunny, and as annoying as a pimple in the crack of an ass.

Don't let the door hit you in the butt on the way out.

To quote a line from Hamburger Hill: "Don't go away mad, just go away."

 

[unretired]

I always find it interesting when people decide they need to announce they are leaving in a dramatic fashion. Fact is, most of us couldn't care less about you leaving and never bothered to read your posts. I for one barely bother with the lobby and focus on reviews and ads, they are what we come here for, to try to find great ladies to have sessions with. Enjoy whatever board you post on now and grow up a bit, life is too short to get wrapped up in SP industry drama.

 

[Robintheboywonder]

So long Bob, adios Bob, asta la vista Bob and I was just about to offer you a sidekick job.

 

[bolt.upright]

Best of luck to you Bob.

 

[bobistheowl]

I always find it interesting when people decide they need to announce they are leaving in a dramatic fashion. Fact is, most of us couldn't care less about you leaving and never bothered to read your posts. I for one barely bother with the lobby and focus on reviews and ads, they are what we come here for, to try to find great ladies to have sessions with. Enjoy whatever board you post on now and grow up a bit, life is too short to get wrapped up in SP industry drama.

I've never heard of you before. I wonder what the record is for most posts without a Likes or Thanks. You're opinions must mean a lot to a lot of different people.

 

[Chunky]

No need to leave Bito, just come in and post when you feel the urge.

 

[bobistheowl]

No need to leave Bito, just come in and post when you feel the urge.

I have a need to leave, Chunky. I might make some blog posts, but today's my last day in the forum. I don't get anything back from this place except aggravation. My idea of fun is different from a lot of the people who hang out here. I can't justify the time expenditure. I've never met any of you guys, and I don't really want to, with possibly a handful of exceptions.

I'll keep in touch with a couple of ladies privately. I'm 53, and I like intellectual discussion. I have nothing in common with 30 year old teenagers playing on their cell phones, who come here to read about other guys having sex, and share their emotional states with each other.

 

[Reverse]

I was thinking of making an indecent proposal but only if you stay.:wink2:


disclaimer - all offers will only be honored if bums are clean and fresh smelling.:girlkiss:

 

[Rolex]

See you in a few weeks.

 

[oldguyzer]

You're opinions must mean a lot to a lot of different people.

Bobby boy, that's "Your", not "You're".

Ya gotta lerns yer grammar an spellin' if yer gonna be a good riter likes me.

 

[oldguyzer]

I was thinking of making an indecent proposal but only if you stay.:wink2:


disclaimer - all offers will only be honored if bums are clean and fresh smelling.:girlkiss:

I have it on good authority MM's bum is clean and fresh smelling. Robin told me, and he wouldn't lie about something like that.

 

[Reverse]

I have it on good authority MM's bum is clean and fresh smelling. Robin told me, and he wouldn't lie about something like that.

Robin is a liar because he told me it wasn't a sock but pictures don't lie!

 

[oldguyzer]

Robin is a liar because he told me it wasn't a sock but pictures don't lie!

Can't argue with that....

Robin, you're uninvited to BITI's next imaginary party for lying.

 

[Louis XIV]

My idea of fun is different from a lot of the people who hang out here.

Your problem is in your inflexible nature. People have been pointing out the obvious clash of philosophies and styles between you and this board's membership since the very first day you showed up. Instead of adjusting YOUR style so to fit in with that of the board's existing membership, you've been on a personal crusade to force everyone else to adopt YOUR style, regardless of how unappealing that may be to the majority. THAT shows massive lack of respect for the people who comprise the board's current community. So fuck you, for that lack of respect.

Now you start a thread announcing you're leaving because you feel the board and it's community just aren't interesting enough to deserve your presence and participation? Well, fuck you again for your extreme ignorance and excessive arrogance.

You feel other forums are a better fit for you and your superiority complex? You should definitely go there. Now. When you get there, tell them you're signing up there because we told you to go fuck yourself and your bad attitude here. You'll sleep well at night knowing at least you told the truth.

A true intellect would have recognized that they were out of synch with the rest of the community and would have at least made an attempt to adjust accordingly. Not you. With you it was tantrums and diatribes. Everyone bends to your will, or else...Guess what asshole? No one gives a shit.

If you had any real balls or an ounce of integrity, after today's post you would PM the administration of this board, apologize for all your drama and bullshit over the past 4 months, thank them for their patience in putting up with your routine, and ask to have your account permanently deleted.

You could have been a valuable contributor to this board, and maybe even an appreciated member had you any desire to conform, rather than reform. YOU fucked up that opportunity yourself. Everyone else just stood back and watched you implode.

So you say you're leaving? I say you're just re-enforcing the fact that you have never been anything more than roadkill on this board. Nothing more than a roadside anomaly for people to gawk at in disgust as they pass by on their way to something more important.

You WILL be quickly forgotten. You will NOT be missed.

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Robin is a liar because he told me it wasn't a sock but pictures don't lie!

HEY wtf, I never lied once. The pic I sent was real, it wasn't a sock and it was done without the help of any drugs! Papa, tell her, you know because I've seen you trying to peek when I'm at the urinal.

 

[Mariner]

For all the good that you have done here, go, in the name of God go. and take the blog with you. Did the red board let you back? As memory serves you were exiled here when they banned you.

 

[JessieJames]

Bob, I hope you're leaving for the right reasons like outside real life events and responsibility as opposed to a clash of personalities. All boards have members that post constantly , others sparsely but what makes a community is different personalities and ideas. Engage, say your peace and move on, no need to keep challenging others on their posting style.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

I was amazed at how many of your avatars I remember, bito. I think you should take Reverse up on her offer :wink2: All the best!