So Long, folks! RIP bobistheowl

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Bob too be honest I'm not sure what you were trying to accomplish here. Anyways all the best in your future endeavours.

 

[bobistheowl]

I was thinking of making an indecent proposal but only if you stay.:wink2:


disclaimer - all offers will only be honored if bums are clean and fresh smelling.:girlkiss:

I'm not leaving the site, Reverse. I'm just retiring from the forums. I like to write. I don't care how large the reading audience is. If I communicate by blog and private message, I can exclude the uninvited audience, who ruin my fun around here. I don't want to interact with them, but they can't take a hint.

I'm not joking when I say that I shave my ass crack hair prior to when I'm going to get laid. I do that about a couple of days before, and there's maybe one or two days when it's itchy, about ten days later. It's essential that a brand new razor be used, I use Gillette good news with the lubrastrip, in the shower. I shave the boys as well, except what's above the shaft. That requires a new razor, as well.

Normally, I use the same disposable razor about 12 times on my face, but out of principle, I never use the same razor to shave my face that was used to shave my ass. That's just...wrong.

That sort of preparation does not go unnoticed, and it's part of the reason why I've not been too explicit when I have written reviews, because I don't want other guys to just naturally assume that they would receive the same 'mileage' that I did.

It's too bad that you retired before I heard of you, but if you consider unretiring, I'll definitely be interested in booking a session longer than a couple of hours. I'd even travel, if you're not in the Toronto area, as long as you're not thousands of miles away.

I'd like it, if you'd write a review of me, instead of the other way around. I think the guys who come here to rub one out to reviews would like that, too. Sometimes the Penthouse Forum letters were more erotic than the photos, plus you got the paper smell, that you don't get, if you see pictures of naked women on a computer monitor. If I told them the truth in a review, certain people here would say I was lying, but if the lady reviewed me, they would believe it.

Honestly, if some of the advertisers wanted to make extra money, thet should consider adding 'board review of john' to their menu. Maybe the guy gets a free one, with more than two hours long appointment. Maybe he pays $50 extra for a candid review, and $100 for a shill review.

Some guys who only have $100 to spend might just buy the shill review, and not actually have any sex. Let's face it; some of these guys care more about telling other guys that they've had sex, than they care about having the sex themselves, just like the football players in high school.

An Escort who wrote well might make more money writing fictitious stories about having had sex with guys here, and never have to leave her own home.

I mean, think about it. What would a woman prefer to do, if the money was comparable: Suck some strange guy's dick, or write a story, saying she did? It's a no brainer.

The guy can tell her how long he wishes his dick was, and what he'd like to look like, and he'd be able to jerk off reading about things he didn't do, same as now, but with his name in the thread, so other people will think he got some. That would probably get a guy more cred here, than writing about a handjob he got from a fugly woman in a room behind a restaurant in Chinatown.

Just to be clear, though, Reverse, I'd be interested in the real experience, not just the made up review option. I don't know what the other guys here would prefer. If that interests you, I would definitely enjoy knocking boots with you some time, without all of these other guys getting in the way.

 

[HOOKED]

I'm not joking when I say that I shave my ass crack hair prior to when I'm going to get laid. I do that about a couple of days before, and there's maybe one or two days when it's itchy, about ten days later. It's essential that a brand new razor be used, I use Gillette good news with the lubrastrip, in the shower. I shave the boys as well, except what's above the shaft. That requires a new razor, as well.

Way way too much information!:SayWhat?:

You must be related to MM. We work together and no sympathies needed but you see, when he manscapes and shaves his butt crack he comes into work gloating about it to everyone including the ladies. One day in the lunch room one of the ladies challenged him to prove it and out of privacy and good manners I will not discuss the outcome but let me tell ya it wasn't pretty.:don'twantto-see:/

 

[oldguyzer]

Told you the Idiot could not stay away! Which part of "retiring from the forums" didn't you understand, Bob? You do realize by posting, you're proving what a hypocrit you are!

And Bob, this may come as a shock, but absolutely none of us care about you shaving your ass crack!

 

[oldguyzer]

Way way too much information!:SayWhat?:

You must be related to MM. We work together and no sympathies needed but you see, when he manscapes and shaves his butt crack he comes into work gloating about it to everyone including the ladies. One day in the lunch room one of the ladies challenged him to prove it and out of privacy and good manners I will not discuss the outcome but let me tell ya it wasn't pretty.:don'twantto-see:/

 

[HOOKED]

Told you the Idiot could not stay away! Which part of "retiring from the forums" didn't you understand, Bob? You do realize by posting, you're proving what a hypocrit you are!

And Bob, this may come as a shock, but absolutely none of us care about you shaving your ass crack!

He did say after the 16th and I hope he keeps posting, Bob is quite entertaining and I think he maybe the one to bring Reverse out of retirement so we can all have our bung holes inspected.:biggrin2:

 

[HOOKED]

Oh come on, I didn't even finish the story and you're letting your imagination run wild.

 

[bobistheowl]

See you in a few weeks.

No you won't. I won't post in the forums here after midnight, February 16, 2015, Eastern Standard Time. If I do, then feel free to rub my nose in this post.

The people who are interested in reading what I have to say will be able to find my profile page, and the people who only read the most current post in the most current thread will have forgotten about me by tomorrow. I believe that the mods would discipline anyone who posted pork in visitor messages on my profile page, if I was unable to remove them myself. That would be really fucking rude.

I just can't avoid certain people who follow me around, wherever I go here. It's not like they haven't done that to countless other people before me. I just lasted a bit longer than the others, before writing this place off.

 

[HOOKED]

No you won't. I won't post in the forums here after midnight, February 16, 2015, Eastern Standard Time. If I do, then feel free to rub my nose in this post.

The people who are interested in reading what I have to say will be able to find my profile page, and the people who only read the most current post in the most current thread will have forgotten about me by tomorrow. I believe that the mods would discipline anyone who posted pork in visitor messages on my profile page, if I was unable to remove them myself. That would be really fucking rude.

I just can't avoid certain people who follow me around, wherever I go here. It's not like they haven't done that to countless other people before me. I just lasted a bit longer than the others, before writing this place off.

I hope you don't do the same in the real world. Tell me you're not the type of guy the picks up his ball and net and storms away?

 

[Baz]

It is a shame you are leaving because you feel violated. I believe be it a pay for play professional, a hobbyist or an observer, if you're going to post on a public board you must have a thick skin or you will not survive. I believe I'm a testament to that because I have been through the ringer and back, yet I'm still here. I had left because my darling wife had asked me too but she's realized I was acting merely as an observer and has permitted my to return.

 

[bobistheowl]

Way way too much information!:SayWhat?:...

This is one of the things I hate about this board, HOOKED. I was speaking to Reverse. You were just eavesdropping. I don't care about eavesdroppers' opinions. I wasn't flirting with you.

 

[oldguyzer]

This is one of the things I hate about this board, HOOKED. I was speaking to Reverse. You were just eavesdropping. I don't care about eavesdroppers' opinions. I wasn't flirting with you.

This is a public board, Idiot! If you don't want anyone else involved, used PM. You really are thick, aren't you? Damn-Not too smart

 

[bobistheowl]

Bob too be honest I'm not sure what you were trying to accomplish here. Anyways all the best in your future endeavours.

I explained exactly what I was trying to accomplish in one of my posts that you didn't read, because it was too long, and it was quickly buried to a previous page by pork.

You're a nice enough guy, Maurice Boscorelli, but you're no Rhodes Scholar. Certain people understood exactly what I was doing, from day one. You just weren't one of them.

 

[oldguyzer]

It is a shame you are leaving because you feel violated. I believe be it a pay for play professional, a hobbyist or an observer, if you're going to post on a public board you must have a thick skin or you will not survive. I believe I'm a testament to that because I have been through the ringer and back, yet I'm still here. I had left because my darling wife had asked me too but she's realized I was acting merely as an observer and has permitted my to return.

Baz, from his point of view, he feels some of us ganged up on him. If that had been the case, we really would be at fault. Too bad that's not the truth. From the start, Bob has tried to force this board to run by his rules, his way, and not have anyone else involved. His comments here to Hooked, who has supported him, show the issue. Throughout his posting here, Bob has refused to be congenial. He has been insulting to many, obnoxious, long-winded, and a total bore.

And while I had my fair share of debate with you, I always respected you and your opinion because you were balanced and not obnoxious to others. And, in the end, you gave as well as you took. I'm happy to poke fun at myself, as well as to poke fun at others, and that's how balanced people should behave in a public forum. Bob hasn't learned those lessions. It's his way or no way, and now, when he realizes he can't force some of us off the board (he has PMed many here about his plans to push me, Papa, Sarah, and others out of here), he tries to act all dramatic, high-and-mighty, and self-righteous.

He is, truly, an asshole and won't be missed by many of us.

 

[oldguyzer]

You're a nice enough guy, Maurice Boscorelli, but you're no Rhodes Scholar. Certain people understood exactly what I was doing, from day one. You just weren't one of them.

Just can't be nice to anyone, can you Idiot? You're certainly not a Rhodes Scholar yourself. Just admit the fact you're not as smart as some of us, and get on with your life :rofl!:

 

[bobistheowl]

It is a shame you are leaving because you feel violated. I believe be it a pay for play professional, a hobbyist or an observer, if you're going to post on a public board you must have a thick skin or you will not survive. I believe I'm a testament to that because I have been through the ringer and back, yet I'm still here. I had left because my darling wife had asked me too but she's realized I was acting merely as an observer and has permitted my to return.

Baz, you're not qualified to presume my motives. I hardly know you, and you don't know me at all.

 

[muckin]

Funny I for one have never heard of you till this post, guess you didn't contribute anything interesting, I only clicked on the thread to see if someone had passed away. I see its just someone who likes to be dramatic and announce he is leaving the building. Ok bye, dont let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!!

 

[Raiden]

Funny I for one have never heard of you till this post, guess you didn't contribute anything interesting, I only clicked on the thread to see if someone had passed away. I see its just someone who likes to be dramatic and announce he is leaving the building. Ok bye, dont let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!!

It's because you only read posts which talk about sex! Pervert!

 

[bobistheowl]

I hope you don't do the same in the real world. Tell me you're not the type of guy the picks up his ball and net and storms away?

I'm the guy who doesn't change his mind after making a decision. I'm not enjoying myself here, and I don't expect to enjoy myself here in the future, so I've decided to do other things with my time. I don't get much back from what I put in here. I can lead a full and rewarding life without The Lobby. I'm just saying goodbye to the people I don't plan to stay in touch with in the future, such as yourself. You're a decent enough guy, HOOKED, but we're not exactly best buds. Just because we haven't had conflict, doesn't make us friends.

I gave this site a chance, and stayed long enough to decide that I don't want to hang out here in the future. I don't like to socialize with people I don't like there are a few people here that I don't like, and I can't avoid them. I can't ask them to leave, but they can't force me to stay. I'm a writer, not a voyeur. I like to write R-Rated material, that's not acceptable on some other boards. What's ridiculous to me is that this is a politically correct Escort review forum. How many occupations are less politically correct than Escorting? Who would WANT a politically correct escort, that takes offense if you mention anything sexual?

I don't have anything in common with the young guys who want to read about other other guys having sex, because they're afraid to do it themselves. I don't want a fucking virtual hug from Cardinal Fang; I get no benefit from that. I don't like it when somebody makes a post to say they liked my post, instead of clicking the Likes icon.

You other guys seem to like things they way they are. I don't, so I'm going to leave, and do other things with my time,like hanging out with my cat, watching TV, and posting on other boards where I get some mental stimulation, too.

Ideally, I like to socialize with eight other people or less. One is fine, if she's hot, and has a good brain. I don't care if I exclude a whole lot of other people who would just be there to watch, and take pictures of themselves being there. They can socialize together, without me.

 

[muckin]

It's because you only read posts which talk about sex! Pervert!

Takes one to know one and I cant hold a candle to you, besides whats your point, lol.