So Long, folks! RIP bobistheowl

[Raiden]

Takes one to know one and I cant hold a candle to you, besides whats your point, lol.

Speaking of candles, you ever had a woman who enjoys playing with the hot wax from a candle during sex? I did meet one that gave BJ's with a mouthful of ice and that was fun. I know now you will definitely read this thread especially if some ladies chime in!

ps...Bobistheowl, stick around bro. It really is all about having sex with babes.

 

[bobistheowl]

Bob, I hope you're leaving for the right reasons like outside real life events and responsibility as opposed to a clash of personalities. All boards have members that post constantly , others sparsely but what makes a community is different personalities and ideas. Engage, say your peace and move on, no need to keep challenging others on their posting style.

It's 100% my choice, Jessie James there are soime aspects of my decision that I can't talk about in the forum, but I have discussed it with several people by private message. The bottom line is that I have lots of things more important to do than hanging out here. This place is really important to a lot of people here, but not to me. I'd like to devote all of the time I've been spending here to other pursuits. I don't have enough time to do everything I want to get done. If I cut The Lobby out of my schedule, I think I have time for everything else. I don't want to cut all of the people from here out of my life, but realistically, that will happen to most. There's a few of my friend here that I haven't spoken to in weeks, because they didn't post in the threads I read.

This reminds me of a joke:

A guy joins a monastery, where none of the monks are allowed to speak, except on February 29, so once every four years. After four years, one of the monks says "Food Cold". Four years later, he says "Bed Hard". Four years after that, he says "Need blanket". Four years later, he goes to the Abbott, and says he wants to leave, and the Abbot says "Go ahead and leave, you've been bitching since you got here".

 

[muckin]

This thread is now hijacked to make it more interesting, actually just interesting at all, well done Raiden!! Wax can hurt gotta be careful with that shit, feels great at right temp though. Ice cubes are amazing, nothing like a bj with a mouthful of ice cubes, a la Sebelle Applying ice with daty will make her squirm too.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Just can't be nice to anyone, can you Idiot? You're certainly not a Rhodes Scholar yourself. Just admit the fact you're not as smart as some of us, and get on with your life :rofl!:

I explained exactly what I was trying to accomplish in one of my posts that you didn't read, because it was too long, and it was quickly buried to a previous page by pork.

You're a nice enough guy, Maurice Boscorelli, but you're no Rhodes Scholar. Certain people understood exactly what I was doing, from day one. You just weren't one of them.

Yes sadly I never made it to Oxford but I did have a thing for Barbara Rhoades as a teenager.

Does that count Bob?

The lovely lady in question.

 

[oldguyzer]

This thread is now hijacked to make it more interesting, actually just interesting at all, well done Raiden!! Wax can hurt gotta be careful with that shit, feels great at right temp though. Ice cubes are amazing, nothing like a bj with a mouthful of ice cubes, a la Sebelle Applying ice with daty will make her squirm too.

Careful...you'll piss off BobIsTheIdiot, he'll put you on ignore, make veiled references to homosexuality, then get upset and leave forever. Or at least an hour. :biggrin2:

 

[oldguyzer]

Yes sadly I never made it to Oxford but I did have a thing for Barbara Rhoades as a teenager.

Does that count Bob?

The lovely lady in question.

If you studied parts of her, absolutely you're a Rhoades Scholar. Nice...er....building.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

If you studied parts of her, absolutely you're a Rhoades Scholar. Nice...er....building.

But will Bob recognize my diploma?

 

[bobistheowl]

Funny I for one have never heard of you till this post...

I've never heard of you either.

 

[bobistheowl]

Yes sadly I never made it to Oxford but I did have a thing for Barbara Rhoades as a teenager.

Does that count Bob?

The lovely lady in question.

I've never heard of Barbara Rhoades, Maurice Boscorelli.

I saw on Wikipedia that she had a few film and TV credits, notably Soap as Maggie, but I can't remember what Maggie looked like. She's got, like five TV credits in the past 25 years. Did she lap dance for you. or something like that? To me, she's not TV Trivia, she's TV Minutae.

There was Donnelly Rhodes on Soap, the Canadian actor that played Dutch, but he wouldn't look as good in that dress, and I think Barbara is taller.

I think you could crop this pic to make a good avatar:



It's a Hans and Franz costume. You just wear a grey sweatshirt on top.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

I've never heard of Barbara Rhoades, Maurice Boscorelli.
.

That's because you are not a Rhoades scholar like I am Bob.

I also had a crush on Rula Lenska but since you didn't go to the same school as I did you most likely don't know her as well,lol

 

[Mariner]

5.5 hours to go and bito can make his DQ exit at the bitching hour. I suspect that he has already typed up his (yawn) farewell diatribe to post at 11.59...............counting

 

[papasmerf]

5.5 hours to go and bito can make his DQ exit at the bitching hour. I suspect that he has already typed up his (yawn) farewell diatribe to post at 11.59...............counting

DQ was a far better man and friend.

Bob's is more of a Daffy Duck exit.

 

[Transient]

To paraphrase Joe Piscopo, as Frank Sinatra in an old SNL sketch, 'I pick pieces of guys like that out of my stool'. He's just unworthy of any more of my attention. I wouldn't want to meet him, I don't want to fuck him, he doesn't amuse me, and he possesses no information I wish to acquire from him.

Just for the record. Phil Hartman, it was Phil Hartman.

 

[bobistheowl]

I was amazed at how many of your avatars I remember, bito. I think you should take Reverse up on her offer :wink2: All the best!

Thanks, IfYouSeekAmy.

I had given some thought to using a different handle, and starting fresh with a different writing style, but I decided against that.

I considered being Mr Hand:



Which is actually a pretty good handle and avatar for this board. Somebody can steal it, if they want to, but then they'll get heckled, because somebody will assume it's me.

Really the final straw for me is that I lost faith in the mods. I think they are biased in favor of people who complain. I can fight all of the pork room no problem, but not if they have mods helping. I won't name names or provide details, but that was what changed my mind, and I decided to bow out.

I said in many posts that the only thing keeping me here was my faith in the mods, and I don't feel that way any more.

 

[bobistheowl]

That's because you are not a Rhoades scholar like I am Bob.

I also had a crush on Rula Lenska but since you didn't go to the same school as I did you most likely don't know her as well,lol

I think Rula Lenska was on some CTV show like Live it Up, or something like that. That's my guess.

Added:



Would NOT hit. She looks like a Bay City Roller in drag, but that was probably hot by Hamilton standards.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

I think Rula Lenska was on some CTV show like Live it Up, or something like that. That's my guess.

Added:



Would NOT hit. She looks like a Bay City Roller in drag, but that was probably hot by Hamilton standards.

Bob I'm surprised a person of your intellect has no idea who these important actresses are.

I'll go as far as to say I'm shocked.

 

[bobistheowl]

These are the links to oldguyzer's reviews, that he provided to me, on December 13:

https://www.hubgfe.com/community/showthread.php?76612-Tuina-at-Yonge-and-King






And excerpts:

Katia advertises on CL and other places. ...She's an older lady, not slim but also not carrying much extra. Nice personality but not a looker by any means... The extras I had on offer was a HJ, with topless and nude options...Total damage was $160 over an hour...

A coworker mentioned this place on Yonge near King... It probably has some name, but I didn't notice one, just a sign on the street and on the wall for Tuina Massage, ...On the table, an older, slightly overweight Chinese lady with very limited English came in,... I had no intention of this turning into anything even remotly sensual,... she asked if I wanted "massage here" with a point at my genitals. A bit surprised, I took a quick look at her again and knew this would have to be an eyes-closed experience,... I think the cost was about $90 (90 minutes) plus $40 for tip...,The added value I'd skip next time... I was there at 10:30AM on a weekday,...

...I've been hitting a place on Atwater, called something clever like "Chinese Relaxation Massage" on BP, with fake pics. Sure, another B&S place as far as pictures go,... A few older ladies (I'd say mid to late 30s),... there's enough younger girls if that's what you like... Typical damage for one hour is $45 room, plus $100 for the lady (less if you want to scale back the services.)...

They're just massage with a hand job, one of the three times, from unattractive older Asian women in the low rent district.

On one hand he claims to spend thousands of dollars a month on hobbying, $100 bucks at a time, at backroom Asian clip joints, where he gets his nob polished by women who can't speak English.

What a stud.

 

[Mariner]

DQ was a far better man and friend.

Bob's is more of a Daffy Duck exit.

DQ as in Drama Queen

 

[peace]

:no:

 

[papasmerf]

DQ as in Drama Queen

Please use that if you would.