The NightOwl/Early Bird Thread

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Some nights I'm up till nearly dawn, others I'm awake before. Depends on how productive my day has been or is to be I suppose. This thread is for the members on this board that are either early risers or insomniacs or simply work the night shift. Post whatever the heck you want!

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Well this is boring

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Every now and then I hear a knocking sound coming from inside my fridge. Do you think it's the Keymaster?

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

How often do you guys go sans underwear?

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Do men ever eat bananas in public?
I've never seen this.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

I wish everyone would talk like men and women did in the 30's for just one day!

Nevermind, I'd get tired from doing everyone cuz they'd be too damn sexy.

 

[Danolo]

How often do you guys go sans underwear?

No underwear for 30 years...

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Every now and then I hear a knocking sound coming from inside my fridge. Do you think it's the Keymaster?

I could be wrong but you may have a quantum singularity forming in the compressor of your fridge. No need to be alarmed just yet Amy.

Has anyone seen my boobs in red lately? Seems I lost my bra at the same time my banner disappeared from the rotation above. Spooky

*Fap* *Fap* *Fap* *Fap* *Fap* *Fap* *Fap*

How often do you guys go sans underwear?

Every morning when I enter the shower. My turn now.......do you sing in the shower.

Do men ever eat bananas in public?
I've never seen this.

Yes. The handbook of Approved Male Behavior in Public was updated 10 years allowing for the eating of bananas in public. The consumption of Kumquats on the other hand still remains a banned activity.

I wish everyone would talk like men and women did in the 30's for just one day!

We would have such cool phone numbers and we'd have to call operators to place a phone calls.

"Hello? Operator? This is Morgan 456. I'd to place a call.

 

[Madman]

Alright, I'm staying up tonight to keep you company!!

 

[Al Bumin]

Has anyone seen my boobs in red lately? Seems I lost my bra at the same time my banner disappeared from the rotation above. Spooky

Praise-Bowing

 

[BEER]

Sorry dear but I am burned up before midnight.

 

[User-E]

You're 3 hours ahead of me, so when it's 2am the next day at your house, it's still only 11pm the day before at my house ... this is getting really confusing ... :neutral:

...am I up really early tomorrow or staying up late yesterday?? Hmmmmmm

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Fair warning Ms. Sarah. We just went through 4:15 here and it was slightly absurd. Just thought you should know to be prepared for it when it arrives.

Next thing you're say is:

"WOW - you're like Tom Cruise in that movie, when he KNOWS THINGS before they really happen!"

 

[User-E]

Fair warning Ms. Sarah. We just went through 4:15 here and it was slightly absurd. Just thought you should know to be prepared for it when it arrives.

WOW - you're like Tom Cruise in that movie, when he KNOWS THINGS before they really happen! Praise-Bowing

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I knew you were going to say that.

 

[User-E]

I knew you were going to say that.

:bs2:

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[a 1 player]

Usually up most work days @ 4:15.

Worst part of my day. Crap.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Yes Fang, ofcourse I sing in the shower at my house. Not at a hotel. Okay maybe sometimes at a hotel, only if I'm showering at 5am and the people in the next room have been noisy all night making it impossible to sleep. Then I get all chipper!

Prim0, hugs for you and your 3yo. Hope he starts sleeping through the night this next year.

Sarah is it still today for your lady lumps? :tongue:

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Y'know I really really don't like the phrase "rub one out".

Do any of you watch Brickleberry? In the last episode, Tosh's character said something to another character going "vag-first into boners!" Whaaaaaaaat?! I did laugh at the absurdity and crudeness of the line.

Who comes up with this shit??

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

I'd like to think decades from now, people will look back at this generation and think them to be vulgar, in-your-face, ruuuuuude, crude and obnoxious. But I know that's not how society develops. It's only going to get worse. In the future they are more likely to think this generation's kids were tame, maybe even Puritanical. Yikes!