The NightOwl/Early Bird Thread

[IFUSEEKAMY]

I can't fall asleep.

Must rub somebody's goodies.

 

[SillyGirl]

I just got home. Went out tonight to celebrate a friend's birthday. I had been told it was a country bar, but it definitely was not. More of a "I don't know any of these rap songs" bar, with a young crowd.

I can't remember the last time I closed a bar. I feel old.

 

[oldguyzer]

I just got home. Went out tonight to celebrate a friend's birthday. I had been told it was a country bar, but it definitely was not. More of a "I don't know any of these rap songs" bar, with a young crowd.

I can't remember the last time I closed a bar. I feel old.

Three things to remember:

1. we are not old
2. crap, I forgot what I was going to say
3. what was the question again?

 

[Butch]

I dunno but everything is about sex. Everything.

Blurp and Gulp :good:

 

[HOOKED]

I can't fall asleep.

Must rub somebody's goodies.

My goodies need some rubbing!!

 

[God]

I can't remember the last time I closed a bar. I feel old.

How could you?.

You closed a bar.

 

[VivaLV]

Can we keep talking about sex:-Cool/"

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Yes sir

 

[Jessica Rain]

It's 420am. Does that mean the same thing in the morning?

I hate early flights. Ugh.

LMAO - That is kind of funny.

 

[ThechosenOne]

I hate early flights. Ugh.

Where are you of to?.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Where are you of to?.

She was coming home.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Posting while treadmilling is effin time-consuming.

 

[oldguyzer]

Posting while treadmilling is effin time-consuming.

But it takes your mind off the treadmil, doesn't it?

 

[Wino]

Have you all noticed not too many members on after 10 pm through all sites?.


Family comes first :biggrin2:

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Sleep is overrated, right?

 

[bolt.upright]

Sleep is overrated, right?

Sometimes it feels that way, doesn't it?

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

I'm envious of people who can fall asleep at the drop of a hat and stay asleep through the night.

 

[bolt.upright]

I'm envious of people who can fall asleep at the drop of a hat and stay asleep through the night.

Falling asleep at the drop of a hat is my specialty. I close my eyes and I'm sleeping. When I wake up though, I stay awake, even if it's 4:00 a.m. Yet I seem to survive so I guess I don't need a lot of sleep.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Forn-i-cation
Fork-i-nation
I wonder what it would be like to fork a nation.
Pick a little country, have everyone line up on the highway to fk.
I think I'd go through 10 and be done.
The rest of you can go home now.

 

[bolt.upright]

I sincerely hope I'm in there among the first 10.