The Pizza Guy

[blackram]

Well, the Pizza Delivery Guy fantasy has been a staple on porn movies since at least the 70's. You know the script, woman orders pizza, pizza guy shows up and instead of getting paid in bucks, gets paid in fucks. (I copyright that one. :biggrin2 So here's some real people trying to recreate the pizza guy schtick with real pizza guys.

 

[BEER]

You the man Blackram :shout:

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

I was able to check this off my list last year yay! Took me over a dozen attempts over the last few years to actually have a guy not chicken out on me. Turned out it was just his second day on the job so that's what probably helped.

 

[blackram]

I was able to check this off my list last year yay! Took me over a dozen attempts over the last few years to actually have a guy not chicken out on me. Turned out it was just his second day on the job so that's what probably helped.

Why would a guy chicken out? Are you telling me that they would run for the hills if you opened the door naked? Grrr, what's wrong with men these days?

 

[HOF]

The Chinese delivery guy!
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[IFUSEEKAMY]

In the beginning, I know I probably looked too young. The other reasons are, I assume, cuz they think I have some devious hidden agenda or get some joy out of screwing with people's heads. Who knows. I have learnt not to take rejection too personally and to keep trying.

 

[TINY]

In the beginning, I know I probably looked too young. The other reasons are, I assume, cuz they think I have some devious hidden agenda or get some joy out of screwing with people's heads. Who knows. I have learnt not to take rejection too personally and to keep trying.

Good going Amy.

 

[Baz]

This is just wrong, so wrong! I'm speechless at the extent some will go to get their jollies. It's heartening to see the pizza delivery boys were all gentleman and showed poise and class!

 

[blackram]

This is just wrong, so wrong! I'm speechless at the extent some will go to get their jollies. It's heartening to see the pizza delivery boys were all gentleman and showed poise and class!

If you liked that, then you'll certainly like these:na::

 

[Cardinal Fang]

In the beginning, I know I probably looked too young. The other reasons are, I assume, cuz they think I have some devious hidden agenda or get some joy out of screwing with people's heads. Who knows. I have learnt not to take rejection too personally and to keep trying.

Good for you.

What do you want on your pizza this week? :biggrin2:

 

[Raiden]

Damn, I'm getting a part-time job delivering pizza!

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Damn, I'm getting a part-time job delivering pizza!

I thought the same thing then I realized with my luck I'd be sent to Madman's house to make a delivery.

 

[Transient]

Resisting urge to create gif.....

 

[Analme]

I thought the same thing then I realized with my luck I'd be sent to Madman's house to make a delivery.

:rofl!:

Resisting urge to create gif.....

It's not good for you to hold back, let it out!

 

[-b]

Ok Sorry Amy but I would like to say something....no need to respond....:rofl!:
You told me when we met what you did....
But what if it was a Pizza Woman knocking at your door.....Hmmmm.....
What kind of pizza do you like.....:wink2:

 

[peace]

In the beginning, I know I probably looked too young. The other reasons are, I assume, cuz they think I have some devious hidden agenda or get some joy out of screwing with people's heads. Who knows. I have learnt not to take rejection too personally and to keep trying.

hmmmmm DO you need me to deliver pizza to your place? I could make it homemade....:biggrin2:

 

[Analme]

hmmmmm DO you need me to deliver pizza to your place? I could make it homemade....:biggrin2:

Where's the recipe in Papasmerf's cooking thread?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Resisting urge to create gif.....

No No!

Go right ahead. My comment is very mockable.

 

[blackram]

I love how nonchalant this room server is:

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Awesome