Unwritten rules in life.

[papasmerf]

Never play spin the bottle with your female cousins, twice.

Fixed your post

 

[Dismissed]

Fixed your post

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[BigBoner]

Always hide your boner.

 

[Willy]

Always hide your Willie.

 

[SillyGirl]

Never trust a fart.

 

[FUKUMAN]

Never trust a yes man.

 

[LickingGravity]

Never argue with:

1) peace about the Sunshine Girl
2) Raiden about Muse mpa's
3) Blackie about the age or race of the "muff" girl

 

[Tourist]

Never trust a yes man.

Never trust a fart.

Trust no one.
Trust nothing.


I was told I have a few trust issues, but I didn't trust the one who told me.

 

[Art Mann]

Never argue with:

1) peace about the Sunshine Girl
2) Raiden about Muse mpa's
3) Blackie about the age or race of the "muff" girl

4) SillyGirl about a fart.






Well, you can. I sure as hell won't.

 

[SillyGirl]

4) SillyGirl about anything.






Well, you can. I sure as hell won't.

fixed your post.

 

[Tyrell]

Always take your hat off while eating dinner.

 

[Anonymous69]

If both cars stop at an intersection on a stop sign. The car to your left drives off first.

 

[BiteTheDust]

If both cars stop at an intersection on a stop sign. The car to your left drives off first.

It's actually the car to your right.

 

[Art Mann]

Unless you're in Jamaica.

Then whichever car is driven by a Google lawyer gets the right of way.

 

[Massimo]

Your duty to protect and lock your woman from her monthly shopping hysteria moods.

 

[Backdoor Mailman]

Never touch a woman's breasts without her consent.

Unless you are a Baboon.

 

[BEER]

Think he knows her?.

 

[Al Bumin]

Always leave the toilet seat up.

 

[Goodfella]

Your duty to protect and lock your woman from her monthly shopping hysteria moods.

Wish it could be that easy.

 

[Prick]

When id doubt always say YES dear you are right.