What did you do last night?

[Flash Bazbo]

When I start losing board games, I look to see if there was a piece I was missing underneath the board.........:biggrin2:

It's all fun and games, until someone loses an "I". The high school gym teacher used to say that all the time.

 

[peace]

I don't know many who don't wear them.



I always wore mine.

.

I find that many married women from Asian countries don't wear their wedding rings. That is just from my observation and experience. Then there are some Caucasian women who don't wear their wedding rings for "feminist" or discomfort (eg. a nurse) reasons.

 

[Boing]

I watched Barbara Streisand movies from 10 pm till 4 am.

Nothing else to watch.

 

[papasmerf]

Spent the early part of the evening....Breaking in a new Burro......
A ton of work but worth it.

 

[demien3k5]

Spent the early part of the evening....Breaking in a new Burro......
A ton of work but worth it.

Say it ain't so papa! Say it ain't so!



I'm guessing you'll soon be hearing from the International Brotherhood of Burros in writing over this one!

 

[papasmerf]

Say it ain't so papa! Say it ain't so!



I'm guessing you'll soon be hearing from the International Brotherhood of Burros in writing over this one!

.
Get your mind out of the gutter.........MM is the official breeder.

 

[demien3k5]

I went to the gas station to top up.

While I was there, I saw two small male birds fighting over a worm. There was a another female bird just off to the side chirping her brains out with fear over the confrontation.

Being the hero I am, I immediately ran over and stomped one bird to death with my construction boot, and then quickly snapped both wings off the other leaving it writhing in pain on the wet asphalt.

Then I calmly picked up the worm, chewed it up a bit, and gently spit it into the gaping maw of the cowering female bird. She responded by giving me great 'beak' right there at the pumps in front of everyone.

The lesson here people is 'don't be a coward - get involved, and make a difference, no matter who has to get hurt in the process.'

 

[peace]

How was the taste?

 

[demien3k5]

How was the taste?

The worm taste kinda sucked, and the salty cum taste when she DFK'd me after giving me 'beak' was a tad off putting (not to mention the feel of her slimy little bird tongue) - but you know how it is, right? All part of being a hero. Sometimes you gotta take the bad with the good to maintain your superhero image.

 

[peace]

Hmmmmmm

 

[God]

:no:

 

[demien3k5]

Thought it would be a quiet evening, but as usual, the bitches were blowin' up my celly all wantin' to come over to my cool bachelor pad and fuck me. You know, 'cause dey all regulars so 'dey already know where my crib be. Told em' all 'Cool babe, let's do dat!' and soon there was a steady stream of taxis pullin' into my driveway droppin' off outcalls.

Turns out, pretty much every Kat north of the 401 was soon panting on my porch - shoulda' known dat would happen, 'cause.... well... you know....

In the end, I let em' all cat fight each other naked on my living room rug to see who'd get to do me first while I whaled on my axe to show off my mad rocker skillz.

Then I fucked em' all silly for the next 12hrs straight and finally handed each one a day old ham sammich as I booted em out the door 1 by 1. I'm good that way.

One refused to leave, so I punched her in the back of the head, took back my sammich, and kicked her dumb ass off my front porch with my motorcycle boots. Stoopid bitch, dat my sammich!

Now my celly is blowin' up AGAIN as the 'thank you for fucking me silly, you're a love God' text messages are flooding in from all across the globe, and they all pushin' me their personal numbers. As usual. True story. :-Cool/"

 

[Flash Bazbo]

• Went to a movie with a fuck buddy.
• Had a bite to eat.
• Got me in a shit storm with certain members here.
• Got a couple private messages here that made me smile.
• Complimented a lady.
• Had a 2 hour session with a lovely lass new to the roster and def on the repeat list.
• Had a bite to eat.
• Sleep.

Just a hunch, but I think you're the guy who used to, or still does, post on 'the red board' as "WhoIsYourDaddy". The combination of what you say, and your avatar, are consistent with that conclusion. 'Fess up, if this is the case, on the honour system. I am 100% certain that we have never met each other in real life.

Thanks.

 

[Fuggedabouditt]

Just a hunch, but I think you're the guy who used to, or still does, post on 'the red board' as "WhoIsYourDaddy". The combination of what you say, and your avatar, are consistent with that conclusion. 'Fess up, if this is the case, on the honour system. I am 100% certain that we have never met each other in real life.

Thanks.

Nope. I've got a lifetime ban there. Try again.

 

[Fuggedabouditt]

Read a bunch of shit on here last night. Reported all of it. Thought about how sad it was that some people are quick to judge others based on jealousy or disbelief because their own life is so sad and or boring. Made some derogatory remarks that probably hit home as it was deleted by the Mods. Wondered how and why someone continues to reply and post when the subject of their jealousy, rant and or subtle attempt at outing goes in to a black hole; probably makes them feel powerful and useful. Keep following me as you're obviously obsessed with me.

Sad...just very sad.

 

[DannyDevito]

Thought it would be a quiet evening, but as usual, the bitches were blowin' up my celly all wantin' to come over to my cool bachelor pad and fuck me. You know, 'cause dey all regulars so 'dey already know where my crib be. Told em' all 'Cool babe, let's do dat!' and soon there was a steady stream of taxis pullin' into my driveway droppin' off outcalls.

Turns out, pretty much every Kat north of the 401 was soon panting on my porch - shoulda' known dat would happen, 'cause.... well... you know....

In the end, I let em' all cat fight each other naked on my living room rug to see who'd get to do me first while I whaled on my axe to show off my mad rocker skillz.

Then I fucked em' all silly for the next 12hrs straight and finally handed each one a day old ham sammich as I booted em out the door 1 by 1. I'm good that way.

One refused to leave, so I punched her in the back of the head, took back my sammich, and kicked her dumb ass off my front porch with my motorcycle boots. Stoopid bitch, dat my sammich!

Now my celly is blowin' up AGAIN as the 'thank you for fucking me silly, you're a love God' text messages are flooding in from all across the globe, and they all pushin' me their personal numbers. As usual. True story. :-Cool/"

:rofl!:Hmmmmmm;/Waving://

 

[Fuggedabouditt]

Thought about life.
Thought about my activity on this board.
Thought about my current fave.
Thought about why my ability to report threads was taken away here.
Thought about booking an outcall.
Thought about my upcoming gig.
Thought about getting a dog.
Thought about nothing.

 

[olda]

Thought about why my ability to report threads was taken away here.

Happens automatically when a user reports too many posts in a row. The block has been removed.

 

[Fuggedabouditt]

Happens automatically when a user reports too many posts in a row. The block has been removed.

It was to only one member and it looks like he's gone away, so :YMAPPLAUSE:

 

[Rolex]

Drove to the beaches to check out if any babes were roller skating yet wearing their tan tops with tight shorts. Came home empty handed.