What is the quickest you ever shot your load?

[papasmerf]

When did posting on HUBGFE become a competition on intellectual prowess? Hmmmmmm

October 2014.

 

[oldguyzer]

When did posting on HUBGFE become a competition on intellectual prowess? Hmmmmmm

It's a pissing competition. There's been very little demonstration of intellectual prowess here! :biggrin2:

 

[Louis XIV]

When did posting on HUBGFE become a competition on intellectual prowess? Hmmmmmm

You're right, it's not intellectual at all! Now, throw your cock up on the table and let's see who's is longer.... oh, crap. Sorry....my bad. 'Rock, Paper, Scissors' maybe? LOL!

 

[bobistheowl]

Feel free to continue reading all of my posts, Louie. Yours disinterest me. I deeply regret that you are devoid of formidability, by my assessment. You may derive some success, heckling within the relegated division. Good luck with all that.

Dismissed.

 

[The cute one]

Gentlemen.

Please, keep it civil.

 

[Dominus]

What the Cute One said.

 

[Louis XIV]

Gentlemen.

Please, keep it civil.

Apologies. It seems I lost my composure momentarily. I'm good now. Except for that annoying Fruit of the Loom tag that's been scratching the back of my neck in this new undershirt ever since I first put it on this morning.....AAAAAArrrrrrrrgggggg! For the love of GOD - Kill ME! Someone, PLEASE, just KILL ME and make it stop!!!!!!! It's making me C-R-A-Z-Y!!!!

 

[Anto]

Hey I like Bob's posts. He keeps it entertaining.

 

[oldguyzer]

Apologies. It seems I lost my composure momentarily. I'm good now. Except for that annoying Fruit of the Loom tag that's been scratching the back of my neck in this new undershirt ever since I first put it on this morning.....AAAAAArrrrrrrrgggggg! For the love of GOD - Kill ME! Someone, PLEASE, just KILL ME and make it stop!!!!!!! It's making me C-R-A-Z-Y!!!!

Classy post, Louis. Respect.

For the shirt tag. Rip the bastard out. Half the time you ruin the shirt, but what the hell.

 

[Louis XIV]

Classy post, Louis. Respect.

For the shirt tag. Rip the bastard out. Half the time you ruin the shirt, but what the hell.

I've tried EVERYTHING!

Even tried ripping it out, but my arms are too short and wouldn't reach all the way around to the back, and I wound up accidentally tearing my left ear off! It was the only damn thing I could get a firm grip on... Goddamn sales at Walmart. Excuse me, I gotta go find some Duck Tape, or maybe a stapler....brb.

 

[bobistheowl]

The brain is the biggest sex organ. :writing:

Sarah, you and the other ladies here fully understand that, if the technique I've mentioned a few times was just bullshit lies, I would be outed as a fraud the first time a booked a session with any lady that posts in The Lobby. It would be like if Cool Hand Luke could only maybe eat ten eggs, after saying he could eat 50 in 'a hour'.

 

[oldguyzer]

I would be outed as a fraud the first time a booked a session with any lady that posts in The Lobby.

So have any of the ladies here actually experienced "the technique" and can testify to its effectiveness? No? Didn't think so.

Talk is cheap.

 

[bobistheowl]

So have any of the ladies here actually experienced "the technique" and can testify to its effectiveness? No? Didn't think so.

Talk is cheap.

I've added the url of this thread page and a copy of your comment to the permanent clipboard that I keep as a text document on my desktop. When a lady who posts in The Lobby has learned the technique from me, I will ask her to reply to your post, on my behalf. To me, that seems fair.

 

[oldguyzer]

I've added the url of this thread page and a copy of your comment to the permanent clipboard that I keep as a text document on my desktop. When a lady who posts in The Lobby has learned the technique from me, I will ask her to reply to your post, on my behalf. To me, that seems fair.

Like I said...talk is cheap. So far, it's just talk.

Tell ya what...you get one of the fine ladies of good standing here on HUBGFE, who we all know by reputation, to testify to the mind-blowing validity of "the technique" and say it's absolutely the best thing she's ever experienced and you alone are the master, and I'll pay for your session through one of the mods here, so it's all on the up-and-up.

Otherwise, like you said in an earlier post, you are "outed as a fraud".

I'm betting I won't be paying up but am happy to be proven wrong.

 

[bobistheowl]

Like I said...talk is cheap. So far, it's just talk.

Tell ya what...you get one of the fine ladies of good standing here on HUBGFE, who we all know by reputation, to testify to the mind-blowing validity of "the technique" and say it's absolutely the best thing she's ever experienced and you alone are the master, and I'll pay for your session through one of the mods here, so it's all on the up-and-up.

Otherwise, like you said in an earlier post, you are "outed as a fraud".

I'm betting I won't be paying up but am happy to be proven wrong.

I accept your terms.

At some point in the future, when I book a session with one of the fine ladies of impeccable reputation here, I will show her the technique, ask her to confirm in The Lobby that the technique does, indeed, both exist, and work effectively, and you can pay for my second session with her on my behalf, per your terms, as quoted intact within this post.

I'll pick a highly intelligent woman, who will quote your exact wording, so that you cannot claim a technical foul in the protocol of the confirmation memorandum.

 

[peace]

I am surprised Guido isn't here but I'm quite sure he wants a video to verify your famous envious technique with one of the women from this board. Now the admission is free as its donated or sponsored by our beloved oldguyzer but you are responsible For bringing your own popcorn. :great:

 

[oldguyzer]

I am surprised Guido isn't here but I'm quite sure he wants a video to verify your famous envious technique with one of the women from this board. Now the admission is free as its donated or sponsored by our beloved oldguyzer but you are responsible For bringing your own popcorn. :great:

Bob probably has a special technique for the popcorn too :wink2:

 

[User-E]

Bob probably has a special technique for the popcorn too :wink2:

I think it's really neat that you'd offer to pay for a session for bob - and I can't help but giggle when I think about bob thinking about you next time he's doing the 'technique' to a lady.

 

[papasmerf]

I think it's really neat that you'd offer to pay for a session for bob - and I can't help but giggle when I think about bob thinking about you next time he's doing the 'technique' to a lady.

Let alone perfecting it in the darkness of someones basement.

You can laugh that was funny

 

[oldguyzer]

I think it's really neat that you'd offer to pay for a session for bob - and I can't help but giggle when I think about bob thinking about you next time he's doing the 'technique' to a lady.

You'll notice Bob didn't offer to pay for my next session when he DOESN'T deliver. :-Cool/"