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Where's Bob

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Bob, is officially in training. He's learning how to climb walls because he has applied to be my official sidekick. BatOwl, will be his name and hi-jack interception will be his game!
 
Bob, is officially in training. He's learning how to climb walls because he has applied to be my official sidekick. BatOwl, will be his name and hi-jack interception will be his game!

Man is bob gonna be surprised when he finds out you are a "chick" magnet and not the female type of chick.
 
Man is bob gonna be surprised when he finds out you are a "chick" magnet and not the female type of chick.

You`re just jealous because you know when Bob has his first ride in the Batmobile and ladies start flashing their boobies and throwing their panties at us you will be crying it's not you!
 
I logged on to see what Bob was going to come up with today? It's boring without a Bob post. Baz was pretty good to at getting the juices flowing but he's hardly here and very tame when he is.

Even FemmeFatale was able to start some fireworks on occasion and she's been MIA.

I need a little excitement, a little pop to go with my pop-corn please.

On Friday, I saw a noticee on the top of the forums saying that maintainance was being done, and the site would be back up on the fifth.

I made one post on the fifth, AM, and spent most of the day writing private messages, including three long ones on another board, where I'm too busy to check in often. The webmistress gave me 75 extra slots in my PM box, because I only had 25, and most of them were filled with messages to me, longer than the ones I write here. That board is mainly 'sharing' threads, and people just click the Thanks button. All social is done by private message. You get an idea of who likes your shared files by who clicks the Thanks most often. I get most of my mental stimulation here from PMs, as well. Apparently, I'm the only guy who had a Milf Memoir.
 
I believe the opposite--the Three Stooges were a high point in low-brow humour. I have no opinion on chicken feet, but I think sharks should be allowed to keep their fins.

I saw a clip of The Three Stooges performing on Frank Sinatra's TV show, from around 1960. They were doing their regular shtick, and it wasn't at all funny. The reason why: It didn't have the sound effects. Pretending to poke a guy in the eyes isn't funny, without the violin bow pluck. Twisting a guy's nose isn't funny, without the ratchet sound. That's why mimes don't laugh at The Three Stooges. They pretend to cry instead. Deaf people don't laugh at them, either, but The Wild man of Borneo does, and he's never seen a violin, nor a ratchet.
 
I'm the only guy who had a Milf Memoir.

I rented that porn video from my corner variety store many years ago. It had been taken out "so much" I used surgical gloves to carefully remove the "used" VHS from it's case and place it into my playback recorder. After the movie, a gave my VHS recorder a good shower.

The movie had the standard episodes of guy on girl, girl on girl, girl catches guy with girl and wants to join in and an interesting scene that really through the entire storey line off for me. Girl gives a guy a blow job while he sleeps and manages to make him cum without him waking up. After that I refused to fall asleep because I was convinced strange women were breaking into my apartment giving me oral sex and I wasn't awake to enjoy it.
 
I rented that porn video from my corner variety store many years ago. It had been taken out "so much" I used surgical gloves to carefully remove the "used" VHS from it's case and place it into my playback recorder. After the movie, a gave my VHS recorder a good shower.

The movie had the standard episodes of guy on girl, girl on girl, girl catches guy with girl and wants to join in and an interesting scene that really through the entire storey line off for me. Girl gives a guy a blow job while he sleeps and manages to make him cum without him waking up. After that I refused to fall asleep because I was convinced strange women were breaking into my apartment giving me oral sex and I wasn't awake to enjoy it.

Um, hmmm i don't know how I'm going to tell you but er, ummm Papa and Peace along with Tranny have been seen leaving your room late at night and scurrying off giggling and fist pumping down the hallway.
 
I rented that porn video from my corner variety store many years ago. It had been taken out "so much" I used surgical gloves to carefully remove the "used" VHS from it's case and place it into my playback recorder. After the movie, a gave my VHS recorder a good shower.

The movie had the standard episodes of guy on girl, girl on girl, girl catches guy with girl and wants to join in and an interesting scene that really through the entire storey line off for me. Girl gives a guy a blow job while he sleeps and manages to make him cum without him waking up. After that I refused to fall asleep because I was convinced strange women were breaking into my apartment giving me oral sex and I wasn't awake to enjoy it.

That's fine, son, but did you ever bang an older woman when you were a young man, or did you just watch that on TV? I've been there, and done that.
 
That's fine, son, but did you ever bang an older woman when you were a young man, or did you just watch that on TV? I've been there, and done that.

Have you ever banged a hot milf while her husband is watching, I've never done that and want to.
 
HA HA FANGY, I passed and you didn't nya nya nya nya!




Do I get anything, a prize, a gift certificate ....anything?
 
Um, hmmm i don't know how I'm going to tell you but er, ummm Papa and Peace along with Tranny have been seen leaving your room late at night and scurrying off giggling and fist pumping down the hallway.

How did you know??????
 
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