Whom would you invite to your hypothetical party?

[Prick]

and yet you invited no one to your party.

Sorry you missed it, you're loss.

 

[bobistheowl]

Let me think

I would bring

Guido, Madman, Papasmerf, OldGuyzer, Muckin, C.Dick

Amy, SillyGirl, Sarah, C.Dick's wife, Chanel, Jessica Rains ,,,I really want to bring every single lady that I've ever seen post on this board.

I'd supply wine, cheese platters, pulled pork sliders, Pizza, Fruit trays and a couple of kegs of beer.

You have some interesting selections, Robintheboywonder, and some I find curious.

If you had invited "C Dick" or "C Dick's Wife", (I don't know either of them), the one who was invited could invite the other. By inviting them both, you give each the opportunity to attend with someone else, either by accident, or by design. Had you invited 'C Dick's Wife', but not C Dick, you would potentially have had the opportunity to socialize with her, in the absence of him, and you would have had one other male invitee, perhaps Transient, or a different friend.

Who would voluntarily want to attend a party with oldguyzer? From what I've read, he can't even purchase company from women who understand spoken English. If you had invited papasmerf OR oldguyzer, they could be each others' date, just like here.

I picked a mix of male guests whom I thought would foster an interesting discussion, in much the same way that Bill Maher chooses his guests for his Real Time show on HBO.

I've had virtually no contact with Candyman here, but he provides me with amusement. I know that he and Maurice Boscorelli share differing opinions on most subjects. I relate well to Maurice Boscorelli in some ways, and in others, we are antagonists. bolt.upright and Jasper are friends to me. Prick amuses me, and has indicated in forums that he would like me to interact with him more often. I was able to add my buddy blackram, when Candyman declined early enough to add an extra guest, before that person made alternate plans.

I don't know Jessie James or Melanie well, but I have the feeling that they know each other, and I've had positive interaction with both of them, so they have the opportunity to arrive as a 'group of four'.

From reading back pages of this forum, I've noticed only one person who has posted here, whom I've met in person, but she has not posted since I came here in mid October, and I believe she is 'retired', so it would be unlikely that she would RSVP the theoretical invitation.

The other Ladies I invited fell into three categories: Miss Jessica Lee and Silly Girl I knew previously from the red board. Reverse, IfYouSeekAmy and Melanie I've met only recently here, through the Ask bobistheowl! thread. I've never had any interaction with bridget_xo, here, or there, but I have read many of her posts. My chosen guest would be a civilian, who knew none of the other invited guests.

Each of my twelve invited guests brings one person who would compliment the existing mix. Miss Jessica Lee's choice of Louis XIV allows Louis to assume the role originally offered to Candyman.

The Ladies I chose are ones I would enjoy having conversation with, and debate, within a relatively small group setting. They are not a 'to do' list.

If I'm at a party, I like to entertain, and be entertained. I selected a group whom I would find likely to entertain me. The group is large enough that they CAN all interact with each other, at least part of the time.

If the group is too large, many of the guests will have no opportunities to interact with certain other guests. They just had 'tickets to the same event'.

Personally, I can't recall a house party that I've attended, where there were more than 26 people, in total, and the absence of more people would have had a negative effect. Most of the best house parties I've attended had twelve or fewer people in attendance.

 

[bobistheowl]

Hey, somebody better invite me, who wouldn't want to have a prick as a partner?

From post #1:

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My invitees would be: Maurice Boscorelli, Candyman, bolt.upright, Jasper, Jessie James, Prick, Miss Jessica Lee, IfYouSeekAmy, SillyGirl, Reverse, Melanie, and bridget_xo. My guest would be someone who does not post on this board...

 

[Madman]

Bob, I'm coming to the party and that's that and I'm coming ALONE!

 

[Analme]

Bob, I'm coming to the party and that's that and I'm coming ALONE!

I didn't think you were a party crasher:NoNoNo:

 

[bobistheowl]

Bob, I'm coming to the party and that's that and I'm coming ALONE!

There is no party, Madman, it was all hypothetical, ie: 'imaginary'. The whole purpose was to see how people would make choices, based on a scenario. If I was inviting a group of real people to a real party, I might or might not select the same people. I might not invite anyone from here.

If you were going to crash the imaginary party, however, you'd have to have a clean bum, because I invited Reverse.

There's no reason why other people here can't describe their own imaginary party, what it would be like, and whom they would invite. I think the six male, six female guests, plus the host's guest, and one guest per guest scenario works well. Since it's imaginary, one of my guests could have invited Kim Kardashian, or some other well known living person.

There were no restrictions described concerning whom the invitees could invite. My chosen and unnamed guest isn't a member here, she's just someone I've known a long time, who's been at a party that I've hosted.

 

[oldguyzer]

Who would voluntarily want to attend a party with oldguyzer? From what I've read, he can't even purchase company from women who understand spoken English. If you had invited papasmerf OR oldguyzer, they could be each others' date, just like here.

Insulting little shit, ain't ya!

While you might be surprised to know not everyone here is exactly the same in real life as their on-line persona leads you to believe, I strongly suspect you are EXACTLY like your on-line persona. Seek medical help, BITI...there is medication that can help you!

 

[oldguyzer]

There is no party, Madman, it was all hypothetical, ie: 'imaginary'. All in my silly little mind. Except for the donkey fantasy. That was real.

Fixed your post for you.

 

[bobistheowl]

Insulting little shit, ain't ya!

While you might be surprised to know not everyone here is exactly the same in real life as their on-line persona leads you to believe, I strongly suspect you are EXACTLY like your on-line persona. Seek medical help, BITI...there is medication that can help you!

 

[oldguyzer]

I guess

"bobistheowl's Ignore list: papasmerf, oldguyzer, Mariner, prim0"

is bullshit, huh, BobIsTheIdiot? See, "ignore" means you don't read the posts. Can't help yourself, though, can you? :rofl!: