Why I want to Fuck Maurice...

[HOF]

If you would like to see as a companion then I look forward to an imitate encounter with such a sophisticated and elegant lady such as yourself.

My rates are as follows:

2 Hour minimum...........$500

Dinner Date..................$1000

Overnight.....................$2500

Please note that I offer a complete PSE. And specialize in giving a full tour of the Greek Islands.

I eagerly await your prompt response.

GOMES will be calling you! :don'twantto-see:/

 

[peace]

Peace, for Christmas I am giving you an hour with MB....
No need to thank me.....:wink2:

If you don't, can I choose a different one....an Asian female. :biggrin2:

 

[Reverse]

Maurice if you give me a discount for a review I'll consider hiring you but I do have to ask;

do you offer pse?
do you offer Greek?
do you offer dfk?
do you offer cim\cof?
and how about msog?

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Maurice if you give me a discount for a review I'll consider hiring you but I do have to ask;

do you offer pse?
do you offer Greek?
do you offer dfk?
do you offer cim\cof?
and how about msog?

PSE is a given

I will give Greek but not take.........And only Anneliese.....She looks like she might enjoy it.

DFK sounds like fun.

Yes I would adorn her face.

MSOG..........That might take days,lol.

 

[Analme]

Anneliese, the boards been boring without you, welcome back.

We need some juicy threads around here again.

I miss the bliss and tboy battles,

Hof vs Vicky/Honeybee,

Femme vs TheSun

Celticman vs Baz

Oldguyzer vs Baz

all we are left with is,

Madman vs Papasmerf

Papasmerf vs Robin

Transient vs the impulse to not flash

CardinalFang vs a wet paper bag:biggrin2:

 

[Mariner]

A. His Avatar picture..... if the REAL Maurice is anything like that photo.... fuck me! ..... I am in..... that is all I have to say...

:biggrin2:

............................Beware of Photoshop

 

[Boing]

Why would you want to fuck Maurice?.

He is American.

:biggrin2: :don'twantto-see:/

 

[SillyGirl]

Why would you want to fuck Maurice?.

He is American.

:biggrin2: :don'twantto-see:/

So am I. I didn't realize it makes people unfuckable, Boing.

 

[Guido]

So am I. I didn't realize it makes people unfuckable, Boing.

Not to worry, I'd be all over your Yankee bones before the pillow hits the floor!

 

[papasmerf]

Not to worry, I'd be all over your Yankee bones before the pillow hits the floor!

RUN SG RUN

 

[Robintheboywonder]

RUN SG RUN

I agree with Papa on this one, BEWARE OF THE HAIRY BITCH TITS!:LMAO:

 

[SillyGirl]

LOL, you guys are funny.

So Maurice, has she booked you yet? I'm really looking forward to the review.

 

[Senor Gomes]

GOMES will be calling you! :don'twantto-see:/

Only if it's sans lube.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

LOL, you guys are funny.

So Maurice, has she booked you yet? I'm really looking forward to the review.

Nope nary a word since my most generous offer.

 

[peace]

Maybe she found a cheaper offer in Chinatown. You get what you pay for. :biggrin2:

 

[Reverse]

PSE is a given

I will give Greek but not take.........And only Anneliese.....She looks like she might enjoy it.

DFK sounds like fun.

Yes I would adorn her face.

MSOG..........That might take days,lol.

That's not a bad menu, do you do half hour appointments and bbfs?

 

[thesun]

On a serious note, would she pay? I highly doubt it. Many women expect to be paid. Meanwhile many Men would do it for free.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

That's not a bad menu, do you do half hour appointments and bbfs?

BBFS!...........Are you crazy?

 

[Ms.FemmeFatale]

Nah hits on tineye. Fake pics! I'll pass. :wink2: JK

Hahahaha. Funny thread.

 

[-b]

On a serious note, would she pay? I highly doubt it. Many women expect to be paid. Meanwhile many Men would do it for free.

Not true....I pay.....and I know a few other women who have Boyfriends
who pay......

On a lighter note...

MB, I need to see new pics of you.....What kind of Gift Cards do You like..
Do I pay extra to video it or take pics....