Why I want to Fuck Maurice...

[Art Mann]

That's not a bad menu, do you do half hour appointments and bbfs?

BBFS!...........Are you crazy?

And by the way, Miss Reverse, what's a half hour appointment?

Are you just a quick squirt-and-run gal?

"Slam-bam-thank-you-man!"

 

[-b]

She is not paying for sex but paying for him to leave.....:-Cool/"

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

She is not paying for sex but paying for him to leave.....:-Cool/"

You Bitch, LMAO......

Seriously you got me good there.

 

[Baz]

Maurice, I see you're now joining the ranks of pay for play. I do hope you keep your day job just in case things do not go as planned.

 

[SillyGirl]

Maurice, I see you're now joining the ranks of pay for play. I do hope you keep your day job just in case things do not go as planned.

I think he's just kidding, Baz.

Isn't he?

Wait...is this for real? SillyGirl runs to the change jar and starts counting, wondering if Maurice will accept rolled coin as payment. raying: raying:

 

[Art Mann]

...SillyGirl runs to the change jar and starts counting, wondering if Maurice will accept rolled coin as payment. raying: raying:

My money says for you he will.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

:biggrin2:

 

[Madman]

I think he's just kidding, Baz.

Isn't he?

Wait...is this for real? SillyGirl runs to the change jar and starts counting, wondering if Maurice will accept rolled coin as payment. raying: raying:

HEY, I'd give you your boots back and you wouldn't have to pay ME?

Why do the bad boys always get the girls??Hmmmmmm:biggrin2:

 

[SillyGirl]

HEY, I'd give you your boots back and you wouldn't have to pay ME?

There are many ways to pay, and I'm sure I would. :LMAO:

 

[jumpingjackflash]

There are many ways to pay, and I'm sure I would. :LMAO:

The apple pie breath and beard is probably the worst of the Madman experience.:LMAO:

 

[SillyGirl]

The apple pie breath and beard is probably the worst of the Madman experience.:LMAO:

How do you know that, Repoman? :biggrin2:

I suspect there are far worse parts to the MME.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

My money says for you he will.

Some things are better left alone Art.

But after many conversations by PM I will say that I can see why HOF holds her in such high regard.

As I would say in my younger days, SG is an ultra cool chick.

 

[Art Mann]

. . . But after many conversations by PM I will say that I can see why HOF holds her in such high regard.

As I would say in my younger days, SG is an ultra cool chick.

+1000 :good::good:

 

[SillyGirl]

awww, thanks guys. That's very kind.

Right now this ultra cool chick can't sleep from a scary dream. sigh.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Was it about CLOWNS?

Farking hate CLOWNS! I'll bet it was about clowns.

 

[SillyGirl]

Was it about CLOWNS?

Farking hate CLOWNS! I'll bet it was about clowns.

Agreed, clowns are creepy!

 

[Cardinal Fang]

As I would say in my younger days, SG is an ultra cool chick.

Really eh? So if this was TOP GEAR where would she go on the COOL WALL below?

 

[Madman]

awww, thanks guys. That's very kind.

Right now this ultra cool chick can't sleep from a scary dream. sigh.

Did the dream involve boots and a kilt?

 

[Baz]

I think he's just kidding, Baz.

Isn't he?

Wait...is this for real? SillyGirl runs to the change jar and starts counting, wondering if Maurice will accept rolled coin as payment. raying: raying:

I was kidding, I knew it was in jest. I have to use the similes more myself.

 

[Art Mann]

. . . I have to use the similes more myself.

Perhaps this list can help you get started, Baz:

simile	meaning
as alike as two peas in a pod	identical or nearly so
as bald as a coot	completely bald
as big as a bus	very big
as big as an elephant	very big
as black as a sweep	completely black
as black as coal	completely black
as black as pitch	completely black
as blind as a bat	completely blind
as blind as a mole	completely blind
as bold as brass	very bold
as brave as a lion	very brave
as bright as a button	very bright
as bright as a new pin	very bright and shiny
as busy as a beaver	very busy
as busy as a bee	very busy
as busy as a cat on a hot tin roof	very busy
as calm as a millpond	very calm and still
as clear as a bell	very clear
as clean as a whistle	very clean
as clear as crystal	very clear
as clear as mud	not at all clear