You know you hobby too much when...

[olayda]

....When I buy plain envelopes in bulk.

 

[mynameismo]

When you shop and every female cashier makes you think of a SP.

 

[GDLLover]

....When you have seen all the ladies advertised so you consider a TOFTT with the SO.

 

[Juanthepervert]

....When you have seen all the ladies advertised so you consider a TOFTT with the SO.

Good one :razz:

 

[ChaosTheory]

What is hobbying too much, you can never, ever hobby too much?
(lol)

 

[ChrisD]

when you start seeing flying-boobs everywhere

 

[Raiden]

....When you have seen all the ladies advertised so you consider a TOFTT with the SO.

This one is so true, I can't count how many times I purposely waited for my SO to fall asleep before going to bed so that I can save my ammunition for the next day or just unloaded the ammo a few hours earlier.

 

[smylee52]

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You show up to pick up a civilian on a first date and ask her for a towel and where is the shower.

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[CallmeMatt]

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You show up to pick up a civilian on a first date and ask her for a towel and where is the shower.

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[JDHomersimpson]

Heh heh. I do that too. And I always wonder if other SPs also peg me as one when they see me in the wild.

A spin of the game from the SP perspective: You know you've been SPing for too long when... while having "civilian" sex, you keep positioning yourself to give the best visuals to your partner.

LOL - that's when it's time to step up into the porn industry...aren't those are called POV shots.

to answer the first question - when you spend most of your "surfing" time, reading the community about SP's and trying to plan a work schedule around seeing them sometime based on the review you just read.

 

[smylee52]

Civilian tells you she doesn't kiss on the first date and you ask if Bare Back Blowjob is still a possibility .

 

[Iambad]

...When your standard pickup line at the bar is: "Do you DFK?"

Then ask her what is her menu like.

 

[smylee52]

When having sex with a civiian and you nudge up against her butthole with your baloney pony , she moves away and says "i don't do that " and your reply is " not even for a big tip " .

 

[smylee52]

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You kiss your civilian date goodnight , tell her you had a nice time and put a $20 in her hand .

 

[smylee52]

You drop off your civilian date and as she is getting out of the car she asks when she can see you again and you reply " no promises I have a long TDL " .

 

[smylee52]

Discussing where to go for your first dinner and she asks what kind of menu you like and you answer " open minded" .

 

[GDLLover]

You go to a civilians house for the first time for dinner.

She asks what do you like. You say you can't decide between GFE or PSE.

 

[SillyGirl]

You guys are killing me in this thread!

 

[Beenthere123]

Smylee and GDL you have me in the floor , Its a perogative that you are both at the party. Bring in 4x, Olayda, Dap, Rayden, Iceman, Demien and the rest of the gang.... Man laughter for free for the SP.

 

[smylee52]

You new girlfriend asks " how come every time we make love it takes exactly 30 minutes and I always have to get up and let you back in the apartment "?