You know you hobby too much when...

[ChaosTheory]

you are here waiting for a video chat you may not be actually able to stay for.

 

[smylee52]

After 6 months of dating your GF turns to you as says ' Honey please stop phoning to tell me you are just looking for a parking spot and then calling from the lobby to see if the coast is clear . BTW when I told you I wish my job paid more it wasn't a hint so no need for those $250 loans you leave on my night stand . You are so sweet ".

 

[GDLLover]

...When you max out your cell phone contact list (1000 numbers).

...When you ask your GF/SO how many times has she changed her name.

...When you get an apt. near Rogers Center so you will be within walking distance to 100's of SPs.

 

[Quickride]

You guys are hilarious

 

[frankpost]

... when you are going on a first date with a "civilian", you wait until you arrive at the nearest major intersection before you phone her to get the house/apartment number.


... after the date you feel the need to write a review.

 

[estaban]

When you ask your civilian date "if she will be going to review board parties?"

 

[GDLLover]

...When you know how to work a shower without getting a blast of cold then get burnt.

 

[smylee52]

At the end of your civilian date she asks you if you had a good time with her and you reply " absolutely and I'm going to call the agency and let to let them know how much fun you are " .

 

[smylee52]

When your civilian date snuggles up against you on the couch , looks up at you coyly and says " I like a man with expereince " and you reply " No worries I have fucked some of the best in the city and a couple off the clock " .

 

[smylee52]

When your date asks if you have turrets or something because you keep saying " Ok if we extend the date for another hour " throughout the evening and put $250 on the coffee table each time . Then she says " BTW that last pile was a $20 short " .

 

[justme74]

my god!! this is the funniest thread i have seen in long time

 

[Sas99]

When you get your pay check thinking who is next in your TDL.

 

[GDLLover]

...When you start counting off the number of sleeps before your next session. (and its always under 5)

...When you memorize the location of every parking lot downtown and how much it cost to park for 1.5 hrs.

...When you cut and file your nails enroute to a session so often that you never need to do it at home anymore.

 

[smylee52]

First time having sex with a new girlfriend and she tells you she prefers to do BJ with Condom on and you reply " Ok, Ok, I'll give you the upcharge and promise not to cum in your mouth " .

 

[smylee52]

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You just give your girlfriend her first rimming and she announces that that was her first time to which you reply . " Really? The cute little Asians do that for me all the time " .

 

[Moneytalks]

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You just give your girlfriend her first rimming and she announces that that was her first time to which you reply . " Really? The cute little Asians do that for me all the time " .

HAHAHAHHAH this is the best one Smylee

 

[smylee52]

You new girlfriend asks " how come every time we make love it takes exactly 30 minutes and I always have to get up and let you back in the apartment "?

This one is my favourite. I get a visual of Charlie Sheen with an embarassed look on his face as his wife ( played by Jenny MCarthy ) opens the door for the third night this week with a , give me a fucking break look on her face , Cracks me up ,

 

[El Fantasma]

This one is my favourite. I get a visual of Charlie Sheen with an embarassed look on his face as his wife ( played by Jenny MCarthy ) opens the door for the third night this week with a , give me a fucking break look on her face , Cracks me up ,

That was hilarious :!:

 

[GDLLover]

Ok Smylee its you vs. me in a duel.

...When you go to your fav's condo and the concierge gives you a personalized mug with your favorite cup of java.

...When your fav. has your towels monogrammed.

 

[smylee52]

Ok Smylee its you vs. me in a duel.

...When you go to your fav's condo and the concierge gives you a personalized mug with your favorite cup of java.

...When your fav. has your towels monogrammed.

It's on Hombre .