Zombies...

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I have not shaved in over a month, I am finding it hard to find my
warm spot....and my legs look like a Sci-Fi Show....

Then it got me thinking.....Yes the one Brain Cell fired up...

About Zombies....well when you die your hair still grow...
So do women Zombies shave or do them have a massive Bush....
also there legs.....Now when you see the Movies they are all well
well trimmed.....How is that.....How about male Zombies.....
do you think an Escort Zombie would complain about the man's bush or
the stinky butt...etc......

Do they have Zombie Porn Yet......:writing:
Wondering what the sound would be.....If women on women or male on women
do they eat each other.......Hmmmmmm

 

[Stoner]

Pass the reefer won't you :biggrin2:

 

[George Costanza]

Zombies love to eat lesbians ;/Waving://

 

[Virus]

Pass the reefer won't you :biggrin2:

I'm next.

 

[Boing]

Zombies love to eat lesbians ;/Waving://

 

[BEER]

Bliss is that you Funky & Music

 

[papasmerf]

Bliss is that you Funky & Music

them is Madman's legs.

 

[Raiden]

Bliss is that you Funky & Music

Well, there goes my woody for tonight. $250 saved, thank you Beer my pocket is grateful.:grrrrrr:

 

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Bliss is that you Funky & Music

The hair is longer on the legs.....Damn I am going to the gym....well will try....really:sorry2:

As for Zombies....do they use the washroom.....If a gentleman Zombie is getting in call
does he have to shower? Well the rate be the same as a normal escort?
Would normal Escorts want to see Zombie Men or Women....
Ok, do male Zombies need to wear protection?:sorry2:

All these questions:sorry2:

 

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Can Zombies cook .....and I don't me meth.....
Maybe I am a Zombie....

 

[tboy]

it is actually a misnomer that your hair and fingernails grow after you die.....it appears that way due to the fact that you lose body fat and your skin shrinks making it look like your hair and nails are longer...they aren't, it's just that everything else is smaller.....I mean, if that were true then every corpse would have a beard no?

 

[Bill The Pirate]

what I want to know is.. just who is the doctor that keeps patching these things up

 

[oldguyzer]

what I want to know is.. just who is the doctor that keeps patching these things up

Well, it's covered by OHIP and an old quack has to make a living.... :blush2:

 

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Do Zombies enjoy anal.....Hmmmmmm

What Books would Zombies Read.....

I am still stuck at the Zombie Porn

 

[Transient]

Can Zombies cook .....and I don't me meth.....
Maybe I am a Zombie....

Go out for dinner.

 

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Go out for dinner.

See, they shave their legs......:Crying/:

 

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Wonder if God is a Zombie...

 

[Transient]

See, they shave their legs......:Crying/:

I don't think so, I think the hair on their legs just fell out.

 

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I don't think so, I think the hair on their legs just fell out.

Wonder if they had boob jobs would stay in?