Advice Needed

[Cardinal Fang]

Ha ha guys, just kidding, only "ben wa balls" down there.

*Eye twitch*

I've had this happen once where the gentleman did shower but the scent of smoke still lingered in his facial and pelvic hair. I didn't know what to do at the time. Thought about it later and decided that if I should see him again, or have any such instance occur again, I'd speak up and say, "I am so sorry but I have really sensitive allergies and for some reason I am having a reaction. Can you pretty please have a second shower and scrub more thoroughly?"

Actually, that's pretty good. I once had an escort tell me not to wear cologne because her skin would go through a reaction if I did. Sounded reasonable to me.

 

[Dan]

*Eye twitch*

*Underwear twitch*

Sophia, make them wash or leave! I would walk out on an SP that stunk, how can these twits expect you to put up with their smelly ass?

 

[Art Mann]

Say, I'm surprised we haven't heard from reverse yet.

 

[Sophia Sinclair]

*Underwear twitch*

Sophia, make them wash or leave! I would walk out on an SP that stunk, how can these twits expect you to put up with their smelly ass?

I agree Dan,

However, I honestly believe that most guys just aren't aware of the problem. Let's face it, they've never been down there to know. Come on, if guys could lick their own genitals they probably would from time to time, like when they couldn't find a lovely lady to do so.

Hence Why: There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, if my ass was a pussy I would fuck it.

 

[Analme]

However, I honestly believe that most guys just aren't aware of the problem. Let's face it, they've never been down there to know. Come on, if guys could lick their own genitals they probably would from time to time, like when they couldn't find a lovely lady to do so.

It's called rude Sophia and there is no excuse for it!

HEY, Sophia has experienced the Guido Experience.

SORRY Tboy, I had to use it!:biggrin2:

I showered before and after as one should. Sophia never suffered through a dirty Guido, only a naughty one!

Hand them the towel at the beginning and DO NOT take no for an answer!!

Guido did you at least have a clean speedo on and more importantly did you take it off?:rofl!:

 

[Danolo]

Hiya Sophia...

For me, the key to getting clean in the shower is using a wash cloth. I like to use a non-scented liquid soap, or a non scented bar and apply it to the wash cloth and scrub well.

I was pleased at out last encounter you did supply wash cloth as well as a towel... all too often I have visited an incall and there was no wash cloth.


The other thing I would suggest is to make it crystal clear when your client walks in... "have a good shower, and scrub well, please".

Your linen use at a hotel must be a bit high.. do the housekeeping staff ever hassle you?

See ya'

Danolo

 

[Sophia Sinclair]

Hiya Sophia...

Your linen use at a hotel must be a bit high.. do the housekeeping staff ever hassle you?

See ya'

Danolo

Danolo,

I tip well and otherwise am very neat and tidy. I'm sure most hotels are aware of what goes on in house and as long as you aren't obvious about it (e.g. leave prophylactics out in plain sight or in the garbage, create excessive noise, etc.) turn a blind eye. How is it any different than a couple carrying on an office affair or someone meeting their mistress?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Come on, if guys could lick their own genitals they probably would from time to time, like when they couldn't find a lovely lady to do so.

I find your statement terribly offensive and arousing at the same time. :biggrin2:

 

[Sophia Sinclair]

If you think that's bad you should check out Priestly Humour:

 

[tboy]

see, first off I'd put it on your ad that all clients must shower thoroughly before the session begins. Any incall I've been to, that is mandatory.....

If they come out insufficiently clean, I'd be blunt....say: did you use soap?

I know you have to worry about offending clients but seriously, do you really want those guys to be repeats?

 

[BEER]

Post this on your bedroom wall.

 

[HOF]

Sophia, no one should have to work under unsanitary conditions. I may not approve of your career choice but I will state openly you should stand your ground and enforce policies of hygiene!

If Sophia and the other 20 or so SPs that you frequent stand their ground, you'll never get laid again!!!!:rofl!:

 

[HoneyBee]

Ahhh the benefits of ole' school education, family and children. I'm probably one of the very few sp's who can say that I've never exchanged saliva fluids with a client and despite the changes in the industry I've never performed a bbbj on a client. Sorry to hear about your troubles, I guess I can't advise, except to say abstain from high risk sexual encounters and you won't have to worry about hurting a clients feelings.

 

[papasmerf]

 

[Sophia Sinclair]

Ahhh the benefits of ole' school education, family and children. I'm probably one of the very few sp's who can say that I've never exchanged saliva fluids with a client and despite the changes in the industry I've never performed a bbbj on a client. Sorry to hear about your troubles, I guess I can't advise, except to say abstain from high risk sexual encounters and you won't have to worry about hurting a clients feelings.

So let me get this straight. When your sucking a client off with a condom on, you magically can't smell their bum if it's not clean due to the overpowering smell of rubber?

 

[HoneyBee]

So let me get this straight. When your sucking a client off with a condom on, you magically can't smell their bum if it's not clean due to the smell of rubber?

if I smell ass, I quit sucking:good:

 

[papasmerf]

if I smell ass, I quit sucking:good:

too easy


carry on

 

[Sophia Sinclair]

if I smell ass, I quit sucking:good:

So even though you are not engaging in high risk sexual encounters like myself, you also experience the same/similar phenomenon and your solution is to simply stop the act itself. What pray tell do you say to the client when they ask if something is the matter or why you have stopped? Please enlighten me!

 

[papasmerf]

So even though you are not engaging in high risk sexual encounters like myself, you also experience the same/similar phenomenon and your solution is to simply stop the act itself. What pray tell do you say to the client when they ask if something is the matter or why you have stopped? Please enlighten me!

see post 34 for an explanation

 

[ipsniffit]

Sophia, you are a smart cookie and that is such a turn on!

Honeybee I'm glad you're retired!