Advice Needed

[Madman]

Imagine a session with Honeybee.

Madman- Hi I'm looking for a little company tonight.

Honeybee- what time asshole?

Madman- um, 5pm for one hour.

Honeybee- that will be $250 and my services are strictly professional.

Madman- great, see ya at 5!

Madman gets buzzed up and walks through the door.

He first lays eyes on Honeybee. He's speechless and want's to turn back but it's too late. He handed Honeybee the white envelope and he's handed a towel and shoved into the washroom.

Honeybee- you shower and scrub your ass and nut sack. Shave your beard while you're at it.

Madman- OK I WILL, so I won't leave whisker burns in your thighs..

Honeybee- ARE YOU FUCKED, your not licking my pooch, NOBODY LICKS MY POOCH. I DON'T SWAP SpIT OR SUCK BARE DICK and I already have your money so if you don't like it GET THE FUCK OUT so I could watch my 60in, Samsung!!

Madman- wha wha I want my blissful!!!:rofl!:

My beard, YOU WANT ME to shave my BEARD. It's not enough I shave my package? NEVER and if I'm going to pay your Google lawyer fees YOU'RE SWAPPING SPIT WITH ME DAMMIT!!!

 

[Sophia Sinclair]

Now that's a hussy!

 

[Guido]

Now that's a hussy!

Looks more like pussy gangbang!

 

[HOF]

She's gonna be a smelly cat!

 

[Sophia Sinclair]

then offer a special that includes a sensual bath for him.
call it the ultimate pampering.

Draw a bath with salts and bubbles and lead him to the tub. Bathe him with lots of touching and small pecks on his body.

word will get out and you will be spending 3 times more on your water bill

Hey papa,

 

[papasmerf]

Hey papa,

very cute:YMAPPLAUSE:

 

[ChaosTheory]

I hate to bump this thread up since it has degraded from its innocent intentions..but is getting better because come on...those kitten and puppys are adorable.

Although the points/suggestions are valid and should be considered but it has been infused with abominable rhetoric.

This ends my commentary on the thread, you all can stop holding your breath. lol.

Okay, in regards to sophia, I have met her in person. From my experience I can say that the things said about her are unfounded. She is beautiful, intelligent, professional, classy with a disposition that is certainly admirable.

I think the membership has given some fair and effective avenues to explore. The best method to resolve the prevalence of bad hygiene is preventative, such as posting this thread to promote awareness. Everyone should not take their hyigene, no matter in what situation you are in, for granted and should always be cognizant no matter how well they prepared.

I shower before going to an incall and again upon my arrival in the incall suite. Stocked with breath fresheners and all that ..in my Batman utility belt....but I am still always worried.

 

[HOF]

Hey papa,

Hey, you're not supposed to post pictures of me!:wink2:

 

[Sophia Sinclair]

Hey, you're not supposed to post pictures of me!:wink2:

I can honestly say that I've seen that come hither look on your face before and you're right, I'm not that shaggy, but shhh, don't tell papa.

 

[Sophia Sinclair]

I shower before going to an incall and again upon my arrival in the incall suite. Stocked with breath fresheners and all that ..in my Batman utility belt....but I am still always worried.

CT,

"Tut Tut", Quit teasing me like that.

The rest is very much appreciated!

 

[papasmerf]

I can honestly say that I've seen that come hither look on your face before and you're right, I'm not that shaggy, but shhh, don't tell papa.

too late

 

[Reverse]

Omg, this post brings back horrible memories *shudder*.

Sophia, do not put up with smelly bums! Let them know it's into the shower or out into the hallway with a "BYE BYE".

I only read the OPs post and don't know what everyone's added but girl tell them straight and nip it in the bud or in this case *BUTT"!

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Omg, this post brings back horrible memories *shudder*.

Sophia, do not put up with smelly bums! Let them know it's into the shower or out into the hallway with a "BYE BYE".

I only read the OPs post and don't know what everyone's added but girl tell them straight and nip it in the bud or in this case *BUTT"!

:biggrin2: Spoken in true Reverse style!:good: