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[papasmerf]

Get the fuck out of my thread, muppet.

 

[oldguyzer]

Get the fuck out of my thread, muppet.

The elevator doesn't go up to the top, does it Bobby? That's OK, half have to be below average, by definition. Guess you got the short straw...:-Cool/"

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Why does one always misplace one's keys?? Every morning I'm running around getting ready and I either can't find my keys or my phone. My phone is easy because I just call it and listen for the sound but the keys, well they can be tricky.

I just finally put a nail behind my front door and immediately hang them on there when I come in. And I know exactly where they are when it is time to leave. Problem solved.

 

[peace]

same thing....save so much time and pain

 

[Guido]

I just finally put a nail behind my front door and immediately hang them on there when I come in. And I know exactly where they are when it is time to leave. Problem solved.

If you put down the reefers then you wouldn't need the nail!:LMAO:


I'm the same, I lose everything and find it when I don't need it!

 

[User-E]

If you put down the reefers then you wouldn't need the nail!:LMAO:


I'm the same, I lose everything and find it when I don't need it!

Wait until you're my age Guido - refeer or no reefer - I alway put my keys in the same place every time I walk in the door. I only have one fob for my building so I'm screwed if I lose one my one and only key.

:biggrin2:

 

[papasmerf]

Wait until you're my age Guido - refeer or no reefer - I alway put my keys in the same place every time I walk in the door. I only have one fob for my building so I'm screwed if I lose one my one and only key.

:biggrin2:

that is why I keep a set of keys in every jacket

 

[oldguyzer]

that is why I keep a set of keys in every jacket

Even easier if you only have one jacket!

 

[papasmerf]

Even easier if you only have one jacket!

keep forgetting where I put them

 

[oldguyzer]

keep forgetting where I put them

On the nail at the back of the door, next to the keys. :good:

 

[papasmerf]

On the nail at the back of the door, next to the keys. :good:

Hmmmmmm would have to buy a nail .................. like would need a door too.

 

[bobistheowl]

I just finally put a nail behind my front door and immediately hang them on there when I come in. And I know exactly where they are when it is time to leave. Problem solved.

I just leave the keys in the last pair of pants I was wearing. I haven't misplaced my keys since the 70's.

 

[BlueBalls]

Popcorn time.

 

[papasmerf]

Popcorn time.

When you get the popcorn, see if you can find me a beer, please.

 

[oldguyzer]

When you get the popcorn, see if you can find me a beer, please.

American or Canadian? I presume you meant a REAL beer, so the latter?

 

[papasmerf]

American or Canadian? I presume you meant a REAL beer, so the latter?

Dogfish Head 90 would be nice

 

[Wazzap]

Bob is the guy in the middle with Papa and Old by his side.

 

[bobistheowl]

Bob is the guy in the middle with Papa and Old by his side.

No, I'm blonde and six foot, two, in bare feet.

 

[papasmerf]

 

[Binto]

No, I'm blonde and six foot, two, in bare feet.

Dat must be you