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[bobistheowl]

So you've never experienced a miracle, someone witnessing the after life and coming back, something science cannot account for?

If I see a pig flying through the air, I don't just naturally assume that some guy standing in the clouds has puppet strings attached to that pig. I'd accept the word of the spokesman from the US Air Force, who'd say that it was a weather balloon, or ball lightning.

 

[bobistheowl]

Bob, feud aside you and Oldguyzer are very entertaining. Have you ever considered taking the act on the road?

:biggrin2::rofl!:

Jessie James, I only communicate with oldguyzer by posting derogatory images, as replies to a few of his posts.

The act would have to be him saying stupid things, and I would hold up a picture, in response.

I couldn't see that as being very funny for very long, except on this board, or in France, where improvisational image mime is understandably very popular.

 

[Melanie]

That's not very nice Mr. Oldguyzer. Put your tongue back in your mouth because my mom use to warn me all the time about a fly will land on it.:girlkiss:

 

[bobistheowl]

That's not very nice Mr. Oldguyzer. Put your tongue back in your mouth because my mom use to warn me all the time about a fly will land on it.:girlkiss:

I would have flirted with you, Melanie, had you included a question mark in there, somewhere.

 

[oldguyzer]

That's not very nice Mr. Oldguyzer. Put your tongue back in your mouth because my mom use to warn me all the time about a fly will land on it.:girlkiss:

Protein! :SayWhat?:

 

[User-E]

I would have flirted with you, Melanie, had you included a question mark in there, somewhere.

Prohibited from flirting by his own rules and regulations.

:Crying/:

 

[Jessica Rain]

Prohibited from flirting by his own rules and regulations.

:Crying/:

LOL - I have to admit I have never seen a man publicly cock-block himself.

 

[oldguyzer]

Prohibited from flirting by his own rules and regulations.

:Crying/:

LOL - I have to admit I have never seen a man publicly cock-block himself.

You two should behave. The man knows "the technique" that drives all women so crazy, they worship him! There's still a standing bet with that individual to actually demonstrate "the technique" (which no other male knows) on a genuine female (not the blow-up kind).

So far, my money has been safe...and I expect it will be for a long, long time.

 

[Madman]

You two should behave. The man knows "the technique" that drives all women so crazy, they worship him! There's still a standing bet with that individual to actually demonstrate "the technique" (which no other male knows) on a genuine female (not the blow-up kind).

So far, my money has been safe...and I expect it will be for a long, long time.

OG, if you want to know something Bob makes it very easy...watch and learn oldtimer.:biggrin:

Hi Bob, how do you do the "technique"?<------------

 

[oldguyzer]

Hi Bob, how do you do the "technique"?<------------

Damn...never thought of that! :Crying/:

 

[Madman]

Damn...never thought of that! :Crying/:

In no time we will have another arsenal in our love making technique!

Hurry Bob, I 'm feeeling a little randy...

 

[User-E]

In no time we will have another arsenal in our love making technique!

Hurry Bob, I 'm feeeling a little randy...

Does this technique work on men as well as women??

 

[Madman]

Does this technique work on men as well as women??

I'm sure Bob will be happy to answer your question. I'm not stepping on his toes because I don't want funny pics of me posted. You know how sensitive I can be.

 

[User-E]

I'm sure Bob will be happy to answer your question. I'm not stepping on his toes because I don't want funny pics of me posted. You know how sensitive I can be.

Notice I put not one but two question marks.

 

[Mariner]

Does this technique work on men as well as women??

Depends who is doing the working
Depends who is doing the working

Just answering both question marks

 

[oldguyzer]

Depends who is doing the working
Depends who is doing the working

Just answering both question marks

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO ANSWER QUESTIONS IN BOBISTHEIDIOT'S THREAD!!!!

Didn't he make the rules of the board clear to you? Sheeesh....

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Bob, do we have to be naked when posting in this thread like we do in Jessica's thread??

 

[bobistheowl]

Prohibited from flirting by his own rules and regulations. :Crying/:

LOL - I have to admit I have never seen a man publicly cock-block himself.

Who said anything about 'prohibited'? Choosing to not do something is not the same as been prevented from making the choice. When one designs and controls the fashionable women's shoes industry, it takes more than a pair if women's shoes, to control such a man. It also takes firm and shapely legs, and a question mark. That's not to much to expect, in my arrogant opinion.

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Bob you're falling behind, probably because you're busy making make believe parties and not inviting me which as most know around here I have a chopped liver complex going on and you're not helping!!!

One more question if you don't mind;

What came first Kato or the Green Hornet?

 

[bobistheowl]

OG, if you want to know something Bob makes it very easy...watch and learn oldtimer.:biggrin:

Hi Bob, how do you do the "technique"?<------------

That is not your concern.

I only share 'the technique' with women with whom I share intimate relations, MadMad, and since you will never be both, I can honestly say "That's for me to know, and for you to find out".

No one's going to tell you, either. They'd have to chose to show you, and they won't do that, either. Why would women who exchange sexual favours with men for money want those men to control THEM?

Why would I want to give my unfair advantage away to other men?

What could they possibly give me in return, that would be of equal value, plus 10%, to me?

Why would I care if other men could have complete mental control over the duration of their sexual performance?

Why would I care, if other men could extend the length of their orgasms?

I can't even teach it to gay men, because they can't keep secrets, to save themselves.

No one told me how to do it. I just figured it out. If you're meant to know, you'll do the same. If you're not meant to know, you're every guy except me, and I like the status quo. thank you very much.