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[User-P]

Depends on WHOSE sweaty stuff, and why it's sweaty! :biggrin2:

May I offer you a beverage and a cookie?

 

[Art Mann]

Well, post #63 was by me, to Art Mann, about my new A Clockwork Orange avatar . . .

Had you chosen a civilized hour (instead of 4:49 a.m.) to introduce your avatar, I would have been quick to signal my appreciation, with a Fifth of Beethoven.

Or a Fifth of Bourbon.

But even for me, 7:49 a.m. is a touch early for that.:biggrin2:

 

[bobistheowl]

Gene Kelly sure was pissed at you Singin' in the Rain

Is that him in the backseat trying to keep his hat on?



Or did you run into him at the Korova Milk Bar?



Wait, my mistake .... that's a younguyzer.

No, that's Georgie and Dim in the car, before they were cops.

I was talking about the writer, who lets them use his telephone. Mr Alexander serves wine to guests, and he might drink the white milk, so to speak, but as far as I know, he doesn't drink Milk Plus, and he probably doesn't go out much at night, or Darth Vader would have to carry him home. The Korova's pretty much dead before midnight, just tourists, like a Montreal club.

younguyzer isn't a Nadstat word. I think you mean chelloveck.

 

[User-E]

Had you chosen a civilized hour (instead of 4:49 a.m.) to introduce your avatar, I would have been quick to signal my appreciation, with a Fifth of Beethoven.

Or a Fifth of Bourbon.

But even for me, 7:49 a.m. is a touch early for that.:biggrin2:

I think I was stoned on acid when I watched that movie ... can't remember the plot but recall lots of stoned soldiers in the jungle?

 

[papasmerf]

Time is 10:43
or 15:43 GMT

 

[User-E]

Time is 10:43
or 15:43 GMT

Sunday


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[oldguyzer]

Time is 10:43
or 15:43 GMT

No it isn't.

 

[bobistheowl]

I think I was stoned on acid when I watched that movie ... can't remember the plot but recall lots of stoned soldiers in the jungle?

No, that's Apocalypse Now, Full Metal Jacket, or a Katy Perry video.

 

[God]

Then what day and time it is?.

 

[oldguyzer]

Then what day and time it is?.

When?

 

[God]

When?

What?

 

[oldguyzer]

What?

You're God. When and what are defined by you. Not us mere mortals.

 

[bobistheowl]

May I offer you a beverage and a cookie?

No thank you; having seen both seasons of The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, I steer clear of North Korean energy drinks, and I can't eat a cookie. If I eat one, I eat the whole bag.

 

[God]

You're God. When and what are defined by you. Not us mere mortals.

Yes but I am resting today but you keep saying it is not Sunday.

 

[papasmerf]

Yes but I am resting today but you keep saying it is not Sunday.

Then you had better get to work

 

[oldguyzer]

Yes but I am resting today but you keep saying it is not Sunday.

I thought Saturday was your "official" day of rest. Or has that been a lie all along?

 

[oldguyzer]

May I offer you a beverage and a cookie?

I prefer this sauce....want some?

 

[bobistheowl]

What do you mean it`s not Sunday, I am all pumped up about the Walking Dead episode that is suppose to be on Sunday.

I'm not going to answer this one, because it's not punctuated with a question mark.

Don't sweat the small stuff.

Post #51:

Whenever someone says anything punctuated with a question mark in the Ask Bobistheowl! thread, they get a sarcastic reply...

No tickee, no raundry. NOBODY gets their sarcastic reply, unless they give me a question mark. That's how the bot was coded.

 

[God]

I thought Saturday was your "official" day of rest. Or has that been a lie all along?

All lies.


ps. Don't trust priests.

 

[oldguyzer]

ps. Don't trust priests.

Wish you'd told that to Guido and Senor Gomez all those years ago...now look what's happened to them!