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[papasmerf]

I have a question. How does an entire team full of grown-up, well-paid men all forget how to play football on the same day?????? :grrrrrr::grrrrrr::grrrrrr::grrrrrr:

Seattle??

What was the final?

 

[oldguyzer]

Seattle??

What was the final?

26-28 Rams over Seahawks.

Watched the Green Bay game, which was a blowout early on.

 

[Boing]

Seattle??

What was the final?

28-26 STL wins.

 

[bobistheowl]

You've got a pretty, big pair of tits, calling me owlboy. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Please show the ladies respect..............It is pretty much so the way we work around here.

Fixed my post.

Telling a civvie woman she has a pretty big pair of tits is harassment. Telling an Escort she has a pretty, big pair of tits helps get you to the YMMV section of her menu. I was just complimenting Reverse on her avatar.

 

[SillyGirl]

All busy on HUBGFE?

I'm pretty sure HUBGFEites are better at ball control.

 

[oldguyzer]

Fixed my post.

Telling a civvie woman she has a pretty big pair of tits is harassment. Telling an Escort she has a pretty, big pair of tits helps get you to the YMMV section of her menu. I was just complimenting Reverse on her avatar.

So you don't treat an escort the same way you do a "civvie woman"? That explains a fair bit...

 

[papasmerf]

28-26 STL wins.

WOW

Baby Girl will be unhappy with the loss.

 

[SillyGirl]

26-28 Rams over Seahawks.

Watched the Green Bay game, which was a blowout early on.

That Green Bay game was precisely what I was talking about.

Just for the record, I will no longer fuck Cam Newton.

 

[oldguyzer]

That Green Bay game was precisely what I was talking about.

Just for the record, I will no longer fuck Cam Newton.

Wow...pretty harsh! :blush2:

 

[bobistheowl]

Were they Schweddy?

No, I shoplifted some cheese, and forgot to take it out of my pocket when I got home. My hygiene is impeccable, whenever I leave the house.

 

[papasmerf]

That Green Bay game was precisely what I was talking about.

Just for the record, I will no longer fuck Cam Newton.

Robin still would.

 

[User-E]

My hygiene is impeccable, whenever I leave the house.

Good man. Reverse will love you. :good:

(She has a thing for guys with clean bums and fresh smelling balls.)

 

[oldguyzer]

Good man. Reverse will love you. :good:

Especially with your attitude towards escorts :sorry2:

 

[oldguyzer]

I'm pretty sure HUBGFEites are better at ball control.

I would think you are, too...:blush2:

 

[SillyGirl]

I would think you are, too...:blush2:

And you would be right. But I can't play football.

 

[bobistheowl]

Why do most men have smelly bums? Please note the question mark, you must answer sarcastically and with intention!

They think they're such good drivers that they'll never get in accidents, so they wear the same underwear several times between launderings, because they think no one else will know. All men are immune to their own smell, from a distance longer than the length of their nose. Most men are physically unable to position their nose close enough to their butt to smell it, and those who can, don't. They already know what their butt smells like, from when they did that as a kid. A guy's butt is going to smell the same way as it did, unless he's eating different food.

Women don't drive well enough to risk wearing the same underwear two days in a row. That's why they take cabs or public transport if they sleep over on a work night.

 

[Reverse]

What he said.

Consider it a warning.

Daddysmerf and CuteMod, leave my admirer alone, I'm a big girl with big girls!

You've got a pretty big pair of tits, calling me owlboy. It's a pleasure to meet you.

The pleasure is all mine and my question is ; do you know how to do a proper motorboat?

 

[oldguyzer]

They think they're such good drivers that they'll never get in accidents, so they wear the same underwear several times between launderings, because they think no one else will know. All men are immune to their own smell, from a distance longer than the length of their nose. Most men are physically unable to position their nose close enough to their butt to smell it, and those who can, don't. They already know what their butt smells like, from when they did that as a kid. A guy's butt is going to smell the same way as it did, unless he's eating different food.

Women don't drive well enough to risk wearing the same underwear two days in a row. That's why they take cabs or public transport if they sleep over on a work night.

What an assinine comment.

 

[Reverse]

They think they're such good drivers that they'll never get in accidents, so they wear the same underwear several times between launderings, because they think no one else will know. All men are immune to their own smell, from a distance longer than the length of their nose. Most men are physically unable to position their nose close enough to their butt to smell it, and those who can, don't. They already know what their butt smells like, from when they did that as a kid. A guy's butt is going to smell the same way as it did, unless he's eating different food.

Women don't drive well enough to risk wearing the same underwear two days in a row. That's why they take cabs or public transport if they sleep over on a work night.

Well then, you would think a man could check his bum the same way he would check his motor oil no?? Try it, use your finger like you would use a dipstick and inhale!

 

[Reverse]

What an assinine comment.

Lighten up Doc and make sure you change your undies everyday!:LMAO: