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[oldguyzer]

Do you guys have 'history' online? Hmmmmmm

I do recognize the posting style.

It's simply that, for me, anyone who badmouths ladies in this business and treats them as less than the fine women they are deserves to be treated as the jerk that they are.

 

[bobistheowl]

Do you guys have 'history' online? Hmmmmmm

I've heard of papasmerf before, but I can't recall replying to anything he ever wrote, before here. I think he assumed I was dissing Reverse, when I was only flirting. That's the price I pay, for refusing to use emoticons. She understood, which is all that matters to me, because I wouldn't want to bang him. As mentioned previously, and in reply to you, I don't do blue. I was, of course, referring to the deceased. I didn't mean advertisers, or women in general who have blue skin. As far as humour goes, however, I pretty much only do blue. The comedian has a responsibility to expose the hind flanks of anyone and anything that takes themselves or Itself too seriously, with the exception of Forum Moderators of course. I've only known oldguyzer for a couple of days, unless he had a previous handle with which I'm unfamiliar. I don't know why he's been attacking me since day 1. I just dodged the first five or six volleys, before firing any back myself. I honestly abhor interpersonal conflicts of any kind, but I don't back down, when slapped with the gauntlet. I rarely ever venture outside of this thread, when I'm here. I don't have time. I just write stuff that puts a smile on my own face when I read it back, and I respond to the questions people ask me, or when they quote me. In the other threads, I usually just post one opinion, and move on, unless someone replies to it. If people don't want sarcastic answers to their questions, they shouldn't Ask bobistheowl!. If they don't like what I have to say, they should just skip my posts.

 

[Al Bumin]

Here is to all



:BigHug::BigHug::BigHug:

 

[bobistheowl]

Well then, you would think a man could check his bum the same way he would check his motor oil no?? Try it, use your finger like you would use a dipstick and inhale!

There's an emoticon specifically designed for that. I talked about it in Sarah's thread about seeing her heart.

Actually, it's ass crack hair that makes a guy's ass still stink, even if he just took a shower. I don't think many guys shampoo their ass crack hair, yet alone use conditioner down there. If I'm going to be getting some, I shave my ass crack one or two days before, always with a first use razor, of course. It takes several passes, but you can get all of it, and be able to tell, by touch. A guy would want to do that in the shower, though, not standing at the sink. You can just use Ivory soap; you don't need a foam lather. I personally don't use aftershave afterwards, because the combined smell of butt and aftershave reminds me of a bank near where I used to live, where a homeless guy used to sleep, near the ATM. You get an itchy ass for a day or two a week later, but it's worth it, in my opinion. I'd go through a lot more razors, if I got laid more often.

 

[papasmerf]

There's an emoticon specifically designed for that. I talked about it in Sarah's thread about seeing her heart.

Actually, it's ass crack hair that makes a guy's ass still stink, even if he just took a shower. I don't think many guys shampoo their ass crack hair, yet alone use conditioner down there. If I'm going to be getting some, I shave my ass crack one or two days before, always with a first use razor, of course. It takes several passes, but you can get all of it, and be able to tell, by touch. A guy would want to do that in the shower, though, not standing at the sink. You can just use Ivory soap; you don't need a foam lather. I personally don't use aftershave afterwards, because the combined smell of butt and aftershave reminds me of a bank near where I used to live, where a homeless guy used to sleep, near the ATM. You get an itchy ass for a day or two a week later, but it's worth it, in my opinion. I'd go through a lot more razors, if I got laid more often.

Robin is this true???

 

[User-E]

I've heard of papasmerf before, but I can't recall replying to anything he ever wrote, before here. I think he assumed I was dissing Reverse, when I was only flirting. That's the price I pay, for refusing to use emoticons. She understood, which is all that matters to me, because I wouldn't want to bang him. As mentioned previously, and in reply to you, I don't do blue. I was, of course, referring to the deceased. I didn't mean advertisers, or women in general who have blue skin. As far as humour goes, however, I pretty much only do blue. The comedian has a responsibility to expose the hind flanks of anyone and anything that takes themselves or Itself too seriously, with the exception of Forum Moderators of course. I've only known oldguyzer for a couple of days, unless he had a previous handle with which I'm unfamiliar. I don't know why he's been attacking me since day 1. I just dodged the first five or six volleys, before firing any back myself. I honestly abhor interpersonal conflicts of any kind, but I don't back down, when slapped with the gauntlet. I rarely ever venture outside of this thread, when I'm here. I don't have time. I just write stuff that puts a smile on my own face when I read it back, and I respond to the questions people ask me, or when they quote me. In the other threads, I usually just post one opinion, and move on, unless someone replies to it. If people don't want sarcastic answers to their questions, they shouldn't Ask bobistheowl!. If they don't like what I have to say, they should just skip my posts.

Interesting - Reverse knew you were flirting and I knew you were flirting, but the men misinterpreted your post. Hmmmmmm

My advice would be to keep flirting with the women and ignore the men. :wink2:

 

[bobistheowl]

I do recognize the posting style.

It's simply that, for me, anyone who badmouths ladies in this business and treats them as less than the fine women they are deserves to be treated as the jerk that they are.

I just think nobody should be trying to sell something, if they would have difficulty giving it away for free, (except for peeks into the bag I carry around at strip clubs, of course).

If what you see is what you get, more power to anyone who want to make money from offering intimate services. One man's pizza crusts are another man's dinner. It's only when deception is used that I object.

Self esteem is built through achievement. When it's ladled out like stew in an army mess hall, it ceases to have any meaning for anyone.

 

[Art Mann]

Words of wisdom by which I live my humble life

. . . keep flirting with the women and ignore the men. :wink2:

 

[bobistheowl]

Robin is this true???

I think Robin's gone to another thread, to try to scam someone else with his "Superhero fund".

Well, I can shave away all the hair in my ass crack, so I just naturally assume that other guys should be able to do that, too, unless it's a bramble patch down there. The hair needs to be clean first, though. Klingons will dull the blade edge a lot faster than wet hair will. Klingons would also tend to accumulate between the blades, which is disadvantageous if you plan to reuse the ass crack razor on a different body part.

Sorry, only two answers, maximum, or some troll is going to type a one word question followed by a whole reply window full of question marks, and not even bother to read the replies.

 

[User-E]

This has been a fun day online. Live long and prosper bito. :/Rock-on/:

 

[Guido]

Bob, do you have a veal sammich?

Oh, and some mushrooms

OH one more thing, hot peppers

with maybe some melted mozzarella

you would leave me hanging without tomato sauce now would you?

 

[bobistheowl]

Marconi invented the radio and you drew an S

No comparison

Actually, I didn't draw the S. No one did. It was 'sculpted', like creating a statue from a block of marble, but in two dimensions.

This is the original design:



It dates from 1874. I liked the concept of simulating a three dimensional, raised letter, viewed from below in two dimensions, and above and left of center in three dimensions, but I didn't like the rendering, or the widths of the letters. I felt it had potential, but could be improved.

I started the redesigning by reducing the width by 20%, but not changing the height. My unaltered vector image looked like this:



Every green, red or blue point on the contour outlines is a node. between any two nodes is a straight or curved line.

The yellow dots are control handles. They determine the placement and eccentricity of curvature to a non straight line.

Anywhere you have a node on a curved line, you'll have a flat spot, so my method is to remove all nodes that are unnecessary in holding the outlines in place.

In the fully edited version:

Only 37 nodes are used, (17 for the letter, 20 for the edges). Most of the nodes and handles are aligned with each other horizontally or vertically, and most of the rest are aligned diagonally, but it's difficult to show that, in this small scale image. I do fine editing at about 36 times larger, I think, possibly 32. Each of the grid squares in the background represents 100 horizontal and vertical planes, so there are 10,000 different X/Y intersections on which a node or handle can be placed, (you can put two or more nodes and/ or handles on the same intersection, or 1+ of each).

I'm left handed, and I can't draw with pen and paper, so you can imagine how much worse I would draw with my right hand and a computer mouse. All changes between the two images above were done in the font editor. I didn't know what the final design would look like, not exactly. The alignments of the nodes and handles determined what the end result would look like:



Which looks like someone drew it, quickly and precisely, but in fact, it was manipulated into its final configuration. To my knowledge, this method hasn't been used before. I don't understand why it works this way, but all of the letters align similarly:



In the upper right side edge, corrections have been made since I did this screen cap. The inner and outer black edges are now parallel. That involved moving the node on the tip of the point down and to the right.

The width of the white border on the S is not consistent, but that's intentional. When scaled small, the white needs to be thicker on a curve than when straight, or it will not look comparable at text sizes.

Vector design is very different from other computer art because it's primary purpose is display at different sizes. Some small errors, (say 1-2 mm, if the letter is 14 feet tall), will be noticeable when the text is 1/4 of an inch tall, and that's usually how I found them.

So, I didn't draw an S. I'm unable to draw an S. I can, however, construct an original S, that seems to have had a logical configuration, waiting to be discovered.

I haven't just done the S and K. The entire alphabet, numbers and punctuation are all completed. I just need to write the procedure manual, so someone else can have an alternative to the 'by the book' method, where most of the time is spent constructing the outline in 'connect the dots' fashion, as opposed to honing a rough shape, like I did. The established method requires art training. Mine requires a lot of time, and high school level math.

 

[Madman]

OWL, can you please draw an M.. perhaps 2 M's like MM?

 

[Madman]

Owl, have you ever read the book To Kill A Mocking Smerf?

 

[bobistheowl]

Bob, do you have a veal sammich?

Oh, and some mushrooms

OH one more thing, hot peppers

with maybe some melted mozzarella

you would leave me hanging without tomato sauce now would you?

Bob, do you have a veal sammich?

Go fish

you would leave me hanging without tomato sauce now would you?

Yes sir, I would.

 

[bobistheowl]

Owl, have you ever read the book To Kill A Mocking Smerf?

Any piece of literature which can be read in one toilet visit of unremarkable duration, containing diagrams, but not word balloons, is a pamphlet, not a book. And Mockingsmerf is one word.

 

[bobistheowl]

bob, What is best in life? - G. Khan, Hyperboria

 

[bobistheowl]

bob, What is best in life? - G. Khan, Hyperboria

"Crush your enemies! See them driven before you! Hear the lamentations of their women!" Duh.

 

[bobistheowl]

OWL, can you please draw an M.. perhaps 2 M's like MM?

 

[bobistheowl]

Not to hijack owlboy's thread, but on the subject of nut allergies there's a research paper just published a few weeks ago that shows exposing kids and adults to small amounts of nuts (200 micrograms to start) and building up over a period of three months removed the allergy completely in all but one case. The kids were eating nuts after the trial ended.

So, have a few....what's the harm? :biggrin2:

I use statistical data from this same research paper with my 'patients' who used to be allergic to opiates.