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[oldguyzer]

Lighten up Doc and make sure you change your undies everyday!:LMAO:

Double entendre not noticed, I presume...

 

[bobistheowl]

Daddysmerf, are you ok??

Sure, most guys with a blue face who just lie there are dead. He's just conserving energy.

No, I think he died in the wool, (unless you're shaved).

Two question marks, two answers.

 

[bobistheowl]

Hijack? We NEVER hijack threads. :biggrin2:

A bit cool today, huh?

Jack is my strip club name, but only to other dudes. You probably paid to see what I had in the bag.

If you were ever cool, it must have been before I was born.

 

[oldguyzer]

Jack is my strip club name, but only to other dudes.

You strip for other dudes? Why am I not surprised?

 

[bobistheowl]

Do you live on a boat? You spend a lot of time at the docks. :biggrin2:

No, I live in Cabbagetown, (the sidewalk scooter capital of Canada). I will not eat green eggs and ham on a boat, or with a goat, but I will eat them with a fox, but not in the box that Madman lives in, by the docks. I spend very little time at the docks. I was in great health when I saw one last, in 1998.

 

[bobistheowl]

I have a question. How does an entire team full of grown-up, well-paid men all forget how to play football on the same day?????? :grrrrrr::grrrrrr::grrrrrr::grrrrrr:

Feed them. Football players have to be retrained after every meal.

 

[bobistheowl]

I can see blue balls being a problem, maybe owlboy can help you out??

It's probably just cancer. I wouldn't worry about it. They're not my balls.

 

[bobistheowl]

All busy on HUBGFE?

No, very few Escorts are busy on a Sunday afternoon during football season. They just tell you that, because they'd rather have their self esteem than your money.

 

[bobistheowl]

Seattle??

What was the final?

You must be talking about the death of Rock 'n' Roll. The date was April 5, 1994.

 

[oldguyzer]

No, very few Escorts are busy on a Sunday afternoon during football season. They just tell you that, because they'd rather have their self esteem than your money.

You keep trying so hard, yet come up so short.

 

[bobistheowl]

Daddysmerf and CuteMod, leave my admirer alone, I'm a big girl with big girls!




The pleasure is all mine and my question is ; do you know how to do a proper motorboat?

The same way I'd do a cheap, tawdry motorboat, except I'd use wine that comes in a bottle with a cork, instead of the kind that comes in a wax covered box, with a sharp straw attached. I'd also wear clean underwear, and socks. When I'm doing a cheap, tawdry motorboat, I don't wear socks.

 

[bobistheowl]

Hooked, stooping to Walmart for your extra curricular activity smells of desperation, Bobtheowl what have you done?

Besides consenting adult females and my hand, nothing! Climbing that rope in grade 4 gym class shouldn't count. Those photos from the google results were all photoshopped. My chest hair is blonde, not black.

 

[bobistheowl]

Any time you want to compare technical credentials, put your money on the table and be prepared to lose, sonny.

You probably know more things than I do, but at your age, almost everything you know doesn't matter anymore. My expertise is in Cartesian Geometry, with reference to node and control handle placement in scalable vectors, like this one:



The top is flat in the screen cap, but only because the vector is displayed at 50% scale. It's rounded, when used in text:



What cpsp features do you think I should add, for post script outlines? Do you think the emdash should be the same length as the M glyph, or the length of the M glyph, including the visible side edge?

 

[papasmerf]

You probably know more things than I do, but at your age, almost everything you know doesn't matter anymore. My expertise is in Cartesian Geometry, with reference to node and control handle placement in scalable vectors, like this one:



The top is flat in the screen cap, but only because the vector is displayed at 50% scale. It's rounded, when used in text:



What cpsp features do you think I should add, for post script outlines? Do you think the emdash should be the same length as the M glyph, or the length of the M glyph, including the visible side edge?

Marconi invented the radio and you drew an S

No comparison

 

[oldguyzer]

While I realize (and am truly impressed) that you spend two afternoons a week teaching grannies to use a mouse, and you can use wikipedia to look stuff up, I repeat my offer: "Any time you want to compare technical credentials, put your money on the table".

Pick the criteria: academic credentials, technical certifications, publications, teaching history, job position, technical knowledge....I let you choose any combination you wish. Otherwise, you're just spouting a lot of hot air.

 

[bobistheowl]

You strip for other dudes? Why am I not surprised?

No, I just walk around from table to table, asking guys if they want to pay to see what's in the bag. The club owner gets 30%, which we both think is fair. I'll need to do this another three or four times before I have enough to retire.

 

[oldguyzer]

Marconi invented the radio and you drew an S

No comparison

Actually, Marconi didn't invent the radio. Tesla did, years before Marconi's "invention". Yes, Marconi got the patent (although Tesla was given earlier patents that were overruled at the time) and Marconi won the Nobel Prize, Tesla was the true inventor (recognized as such by the US Government Patent Office in 1943 when they upheld patent 645,576 filed by Telsa).

Just been rereading bios of Tesla! Good timing, Papa. Cheque's in the mail...

 

[bobistheowl]

While I realize (and am truly impressed) that you spend two afternoons a week teaching grannies to use a mouse, and you can use wikipedia to look stuff up, I repeat my offer: "Any time you want to compare technical credentials, put your money on the table".

Pick the criteria: academic credentials, technical certifications, publications, teaching history, job position, technical knowledge....I let you choose any combination you wish. Otherwise, you're just spouting a lot of hot air.

Write something in this thread that a woman will quote, and say "That's funny" as the reply. Game on.

 

[User-E]

Do you guys have 'history' online? Hmmmmmm

 

[oldguyzer]

Write something in this thread that a woman will quote, and say "That's funny" as the reply. Game on.

As I figured...deflect the issue. You shoot your mouth off, then when called on it you get defensive. It's OK, you don't need your mommy to get you out of this mess.

My posting history speaks for itself. Try to read some of it without moving your lips.