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[Melanie]

Hi Mr. Bob Owl, how did you come up with such an unusual alias?

 

[bobistheowl]

I can see blue balls being a problem, maybe owlboy can help you out??

You've got a pretty, big pair of tits, calling me owlboy. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Interesting - Reverse knew you were flirting and I knew you were flirting, but the men misinterpreted your post. Hmmmmmm

My advice would be to keep flirting with the women and ignore the men. :wink2:

It's important, in understanding my comment, that I had had no previous conversations with Reverse. In the context of the reply, "calling me owlboy" is the pronoun.

It's a lot like the dialogue between Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall from the movie To Have and Have Not. The question wasn't even meant for me, but it did have a question mark at the end, so I gave an answer, many posts later.

Imagine that owlboy was a 1950's greaser hustling some guy at the pool hall, and a group of high school girls that he'd never met come in to watch. One of them refers to him as owlboy, indicating that she knows who he is, and she's confident enough to address him with familiarity, to his face. He is impressed by her chutzpah and moxy, and flirts back, one-upping her, and expecting her to do the same, to him.

Women who are hot, and know that men know that, often used to flirt in this way, but not much anymore. The guys owlboy is hustling in the pool hall might use the term owlboy, but only behind his back. The guys who wear jackets with the same crest on the back call him owlboy to his face, all the time, but the first time they did it, they had to prove their courage - think of the "Funny How?" scene between Joe Pesci and Ray Liotta scene in Goodfellas.


The line "You've got a pretty, big pair of tits, calling me owlboy." would have a completely different connotative meaning, if it was spoken by Richard Simmons, for example, but it would work if it were said by Rodney Dangerfield.

 

[JessieJames]

"Owlboy" Reverse we need to have a cold one together, you sound like blast and maybe Melanie can join us. Bobistheowl, thank you for bringing out the ladies! At the risk of offending Ps and OG I have to say. Ladies please show us your girls!:biggrin2:

 

[bobistheowl]

Hi Mr. Bob Owl, how did you come up with such an unusual alias?

Melanie, when I had my first computer, a Dell, with Windows Millennium Edition, it came with a free year of dialup Internet from AOL. At that time, I used to post a lot on the message board from the ABC reality/ game show, The Mole, under my original Internet handle, "realnametaken". On the message board, I made a game where each player tried to solve cryptic clues posted by other players which, if deciphered correctly, would give you their e-mail address and server. If someone solved someone else' e-mail address riddle, they would send that person an e-mail, and the person who received the e-mail would post on the board that they had been "killed" by so-and so. If someone else solved the same riddle, they would be credited with an "afterkill". Kills were worth three points, and afterkills were worth one. Having been killed did not knock a player out of the game, it just meant one or more other players received points. My clues were in the form of a rhyming poem, in which many of the words rhymed with "Mole", or were spelled similarly, or looked like they should rhyme with 'Mole', to someone illiterate or foreign to English. My poem had lines like 'winning is the goal', 'grassy is the knoll', 'newborn is the foal', and 'Rueben is the mohel', (Mohel, pronounced like 'moil', or 'moy-Hell', with the 'clearing your throat' sound for the capital H). A mohel is a circumciser; the job pays twenty-five bucks an hours, plus tips, and all you can eat from the lavish buffet served at the bris ceremony. I mentioned 'Bob' twice in the poem, 'Bob is the Dole', (Bob Dole lost the 1996 US Presidential Election to Bill Clinton), and 'BOB is the owl'. In the poem the Bob and BOB was the only time I used more than once, and 'owl' was the only fourth word that didn't sound even remotely like 'Mole', so that was the clue for my e-mail server - if said like a word, instead of an acronym for America On Line, "AOL" sounds like "owl". Everyone who has read the thread from the beginning already knows about BOB, the villain from the TV series Twin Peaks, so I won't repeat all of that part. I met some good friends through the game, but I lost touch with all of them when I was offline for about eighteen months, a year or so later, (and no, I wasn't in jail). When I returned to the Internet, I adopted the bobistheowl handle, hoping to reconnect with some of those people, who would make the connection between the new handle and the old one, and I've used bobistheowl as my Internet handle, everywhere, ever since.

 

[oldguyzer]

I've only known oldguyzer for a couple of days, unless he had a previous handle with which I'm unfamiliar. I don't know why he's been attacking me since day 1. I just dodged the first five or six volleys, before firing any back myself. I honestly abhor interpersonal conflicts of any kind, but I don't back down, when slapped with the gauntlet. .

You insult the ladies in this business, I will notice and object. As did two mods, as you saw. Your comments about my technical competence were annoying, but I see you deflected instead of defending. Fine by me.

Since you seem to have been a good boy since then, mostly, we'll let the past be the past.

Don't steal any more of my thread titles :biggrin2:

 

[Wild Bill]

You insult the ladies in this business, I will notice and object. As did two mods, as you saw. Your comments about my technical competence were annoying, but I see you deflected instead of defending. Fine by me.

Since you seem to have been a good boy since then, mostly, we'll let the past be the past.

Don't steal any more of my thread titles :biggrin2:

That said, it's time to let it go and move on. Agree to disagree where necessity demands it, exercise some maturity, tolerance and acceptance, and most of all, please respect one another and everyone else here.

We now rejoin our regularly scheduled programming already in progress.

 

[oldguyzer]

We now rejoin our regularly scheduled programming already in progress.

Well, it did chew up a lot of posts :biggrin2:

 

[User-E]

Well, it did chew up a lot of posts :biggrin2:

After being ridden hard elsewhere, bito needs some time to relax and graze in our lush conversational pastures. :biggrin2:

 

[User-E]

Are you a vegetarian or a meat eater bobistheowl?

More importantly, how do you feel about bacon?

:writing:

 

[oldguyzer]

More importantly, how do you feel about bacon?

Be vewy vewy careful. Your answer to the question decides your fate around here.

Hint: you LOVE bacon.

 

[bobistheowl]

I do recognize the posting style.

It's simply that, for me, anyone who badmouths ladies in this business and treats them as less than the fine women they are deserves to be treated as the jerk that they are.

You insult the ladies in this business, I will notice and object. As did two mods, as you saw. Your comments about my technical competence were annoying, but I see you deflected instead of defending. Fine by me.

Since you seem to have been a good boy since then, mostly, we'll let the past be the past.

Don't steal any more of my thread titles :biggrin2:

I have never badmouthed a woman in my life. In fact, I am very skilled at cunnilingus.

For guys who want to become an Oriental Lick Master too, watch and learn:



Page address: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guTJodJNDM0

From what I've seen in a less than thorough review so far, I didn't speak ill of any advertisers on this board; it would appear that some discretion is exercised by the decision makers, in deciding which providers are worthy of promotional display. I know another place where they'll take anyone's money.

I was mainly referring to some of the backpages, and 'Free entertainment paper' online ads. The ones for companions that no one will admit to having seen. The ones who switch their ad, photos, name and description every couple of months, particularly if they didn't make enough in the previous month to pay for this month's ad. It's unfair for beautiful women to be lumped together with this lot, simply because they're bigger than a breadbox.

The term breadbox. (one word), describes a smaller sized Escort with more prospective suitors than available appointments, like a popular Agency girl about to go Indy, by popular demand. The term is usually used in a derogatory manner by other, less popular providers, who are envious of her acclaim. The term is not to be confused with Bread Box, (two words), which refers to a woman who has a yeast infection. breadbox is always said quickly. Bread Box fully enunciates the 'D', and there's a 1/4 beat pause between words.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

What do you perceive yourself as being knowledgeable about, bobistheowl?

 

[bobistheowl]

Are you a vegetarian or a meat eater bobistheowl?

More importantly, how do you feel about bacon?

:writing:

Sarah, mea culpa for not acknowledging your photo gift of a picture of a beer stein made out of bacon. I licked the monitor, and the bacon was delicious, very much like what I had had for lunch, but it must have been Three Stooges draft in the mug, because it tasted funny, sort of like saliva. Maybe that's why I don't drink beer much anymore. I can make my own saliva in any of a number of different ways, if I don't eat crackers or choke cherries.

I eat cooked meat, from animal sources, if that's what you mean. I've never hunted animals for their meat, but I have eaten fish that I caught myself, with my rod and line, and I've eaten fish right out of a can, but I flush the dried fish that the cat didn't want to eat. I've chopped the heads off a few chickens with an axe, but I don't consider that to be hunting; they were all in an enclosed pen.

I'm not a huge fan of cooking bacon. There's too much clean up later. I might have some, here and there, but usually when I'm eating out, not so much in my own kitchen. I know you can buy those new microwave trays that Vince The Shamwow Guy shills on the three digit channels, but you'd still need to wash the tray at least a couple of times a month, and that's too much to ask, for a guy, just to eat bacon. Quite frankly, I'd rather make bacon, than eat it for breakfast, afterwards.

 

[bobistheowl]

What do you perceive yourself as being knowledgeable about, bobistheowl?

IfYouSeekAmy, I was only ever defeated defeated once in Trivial Pursuit (Genus or Genus II), in over sixty matches, until nobody wanted to play anymore, so I know at least a little about any subject that interests me. I was beaten twice in 11 games of the All-Star Sports edition, but that was against a good player, who also owned the game board, so I'm sure he had seen some of the questions before I did.

For subjects where I'm very knowledgeable, I'd say Pop/ Rock music from mid 1960's through mid 1990's especially Punk, New Wave and Alt Rock,and early 70's AM pop music. 1930's-1960's theatrical cartoons, especially the Warner Bros. and MGM, and the Fleischers. I'm a big time collector of digital video, mostly television series from 1960's to present, 1960's through 1980's comic books, team sports for very specific eras per sport, Formula One racing, and American Gladiators I read non fiction almost exclusively. I'm really good at analyzing numeric data. I've often looked at pages of numbers, and been able to zero in on the errors.

I like to read about archaeology, dinosaurs as a kid, of course but mostly Neolithic era and later now. I like ancient history, especially Roman, Greek, Egyptian and Mesopotamian. I know a lot of obscure card games. I don't read much psychology anymore, but I did learn a lot about it, from eight courses in College. I used to know more about Astronomy than I do now. I know how to make my orgasm last for twenty seconds before shooting, with no medication or devices, but I'm not sharing that one with guys. They ought to be able to figure it out on there own. Some information can't be googled.

If I'm shown a high school yearbook from any Canadian high school from the period of about 1970-85, I can tell things about the students with about 80% accuracy, just based on their photo, even though I've never met any of them.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Cool! Do you by any miraculous chance have a copy of the episodes from the 1997 tv series Nothing Sacred?

 

[Dan]

Hi Mr. Bob Owl, how did you come up with such an unusual alias?

;/Waving://;/Waving://

 

[Art Mann]

Quit rubbing it in, Dan. :biggrin2:

 

[jumpingjackflash]

Quit rubbing it in, Dan. :biggrin2:

I want to know how much real rubbing Dan managed to accomplish with Mel?

Mel, is Dan allowed to review??:biggrin2:

BobOwl, how do you feel about civvie reviews hijacking your thread?

 

[Melanie]

Danny has my permission Mr. Repo and since the gentlemen have asked so nicely.........

 

[JessieJames]

Wow, Mel! :good: