Ask the Doctor thread

[oldguyzer]

Og

I have that 7 year itch what will cure it??

8 years.:biggrin2:

 

[oldguyzer]

They taught that well at lifeguard school...

 

[just curious]

Just Curious, are you serious about falling for her or is this just a pay for play scenario?

Baz, I am serious and that's why I am pulling away from her. Just can't afford it emotionally at my age. There's no monetary exchange and I can sense she's not really into me but always pushes me to the edge. That puzzled me the most. I went in there to play but I got played good. lol. I don't know what she's up to all I know is she is very charming and very addictive just like these guys mentioned below.

Originally Posted by Genxxxxx
Oh yes. There are lots of them but you will never find one with same charming personality like her. Daisy of Kelly spa was the closest one I came across..


Right on. She is too charming and very easy to get addicted to..

 

[just curious]

Yep.. she knows where to blow.

 

[Madman]

There's no monetary exchange and I can sense she's not really into me but always pushes me to the edge. That puzzled me the most. I went in there to play but I got played good. lol. I don't know what she's up to all I know is she is very charming and very addictive just like these guys mentioned below...

JC, if there is no monetary exchange besides maybe session money how is she playing you??

 

[oldguyzer]

JC, if there is no monetary exchange besides maybe session money how is she playing you??

Playing with emotions and the heart, I suspect.

 

[Madman]

Playing with emotions and the heart, I suspect.

Ok, but if a lady is accepting money for sessions one must assume it's still business, am I missing something?

 

[oldguyzer]

Ok, but if a lady is accepting money for sessions one must assume it's still business, am I missing something?

It can be both, of course...

 

[Baz]

Baz, I am serious and that's why I am pulling away from her. Just can't afford it emotionally at my age. There's no monetary exchange and I can sense she's not really into me but always pushes me to the edge. That puzzled me the most. I went in there to play but I got played good. lol. I don't know what she's up to all I know is she is very charming and very addictive just like these guys mentioned below.

Originally Posted by Genxxxxx
Oh yes. There are lots of them but you will never find one with same charming personality like her. Daisy of Kelly spa was the closest one I came across..


Right on. She is too charming and very easy to get addicted to..

Do you see her outside of her work establishment?

 

[just curious]

Playing with emotions and the heart, I suspect.

Hey Doc, she is way too smart for me. I am done with her. I just found a new playing partner who is not much into head games. Not yet.. hehe.

You still need to help me find a cure for this horrible disease of dating MPAs.

 

[oldguyzer]

Hey Doc, she is way too smart for me. I am done with her. I just found a new playing partner who is not much into head games. Not yet.. hehe.

You still need to help me find a cure for this horrible disease of dating MPAs.

Most of these ladies are smarter than we give them credit for. So be careful.

As for a cure, there isn't one. You have to suffer like the rest of us. :biggrin2:

 

[papasmerf]

Doc

SMERF LLC has a tenant that refuses to bathe and it is affecting other tenants.........We have been replacing the sugar in his coffee with soap power and disguising Tide Laundry Tablets as prunes, he loves them. However thus far all it has done is given him a bubble butt.

Is their a better way to approach this problem?

 

[oldguyzer]

Doc

SMERF LLC has a tenant that refuses to bathe and it is affecting other tenants.........We have been replacing the sugar in his coffee with soap power and disguising Tide Laundry Tablets as prunes, he loves them. However thus far all it has done is given him a bubble butt.

Is their a better way to approach this problem?

Gasoline.

 

[papasmerf]

Gasoline.

As a cocktail??

 

[oldguyzer]

As a cocktail??

Marinade. :biggrin2:

 

[papasmerf]

Marinade. :biggrin2:

Off loading Tanker Vessel now.

3 rolling gas stations already off loaded.

Hope that is enough

 

[oldguyzer]

Off loading Tanker Vessel now.

3 rolling gas stations already off loaded.

Hope that is enough

To fool him, add an olive and pink umbrella to the top of the tank...he'll think it's a martini.

 

[User-E]

Hello Doctor. :Battingeyelashes:

Are Mars bars healthy to eat?

The other day I was talking to my dad on the phone and he mentioned that he just finished his second Mars bar of the day. Dad!!! :SayWhat?:

He's been eating at least one a day since I was a kid and now he's in his 80's, so I'm wondering if their advertising is true. Hmmmmmm

 

[Robintheboywonder]

I could sure you a Mars bar now. Hey Doc, how do I treat the callouses on my hands?



All of you can stop thinking what I know you're all thinking, they are from climbing sides of buildings all day!:unknw:

 

[oldguyzer]

Hello Doctor. :Battingeyelashes:

Are Mars bars healthy to eat?

The other day I was talking to my dad on the phone and he mentioned that he just finished his second Mars bar of the day. Dad!!! :SayWhat?:

He's been eating at least one a day since I was a kid and now he's in his 80's, so I'm wondering if their advertising is true. Hmmmmmm

If you are old enough, you may remember Nancy Greene and her commercials on CBC about "A Mars bar a day...". Nancy wouldn't lie to you, would she? :biggrin2:

Just don't deep fry them every day...